₦airaland Forum

pekeyim:
This is a Lie. The first Picture is an old pic. Btw


How come you do not have your certificate, but remember your number

" My examination number was 8280002"


Since you are in Katsina please drive down to your school.

I wonder o. We that have certificate don't even remember our number.

Those that have no certificate remember their number but forget their phone number..

FlirtyKaren:
see more pics - http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/01/check-out-crowd-that-showed-up-for-pres.html

Thank God for people like you.

I wouldn't have listened to the Op till someone like ceo4eva who is part of GEJ campaign train posts live pictures.

Even if all Igbo in kano come to welcome GEJ, they will have a crowd of well over 500,000 people.

These APC boys talk as if we don't travel like dem who stay put in one village in Ibadan..

MuguliciousMUGU:
APC members wants change..

And berem keeps changing her moniker everyday, thats the change they want

And they keep liking every APC favoured comment with over 5 monickers each...

SeverusSnape:
You're right. But police do extort even in the North.

Police extort on road blocks ?

Abeg, which part of the north ?

adaweezy:
I remember in JSS 2 I missed the promotion exams because I was on admission for two weeks while others were writing exams.
My friends were sad because they felt I was going to repeat the class since I didn't write the promotion exams to JSS 3 with them.
When school resumed for the new academic session, my class teacher promoted me to the next class. The Commandant summoned her to come and defend her action.
She simply told the Commandant that I had over 75% attendance and my continuous assessment in all subjects was above 90%. If not because I was sick and on admission at the Military Reference Hospital, I would have written the exams and pass. Base on these she has no choice but to promote me to the next class. Na so I take waka go JSS 3 without any evidence abi na certificate or result sef!
In my third term in SSS 1, your's truly was involved in an accident and I was in the hospital for over three months. I did not write the promotion exams to SSS 2. When school resumed for a new session, I just waka straight to SSS 2 and kontinu from there until I finally wrote WAYEC. At least I have two tishas who can tell the Prinspa that if not because of my accident, I would have actually pass the exams that was conducted. So there is no need to hold me back. Na so e just be.
I would have spent two extra years in secondary school due to unforeseen circumstances if my tishas had not given me a special waiver allowing me to proceed to the next class, when I was unable to write promotion exams in two different occasions.
Obviously there are students who wrote the exams and were asked to repeat the class because their body temperature was below optimal level. In fairness to them, I don't know why they failed but I have come to the realisation that exams is not a true test of knowledge. Most times I hardly have time for my books until few days to the exams and after that I try to detoxify my system and forget all the stuff I have imbibed into the medulla oblongata.
In this part of the world we believe so much in paper qualifications. The Prinspa abi na Headmaster of General Mohammadu Buhari stood surety for him and based on that, he was admitted into the Army, according to a statement credited to the Director of Defence Information (DDI) where he stated that the Military do not have Buhari's certificate, after the same military have previously attested to the fact that they have his papers. I don't know what to believe again gaskiya.
What are they looking for? Is it WAYEC?
Now based on the surety by Buhari's Prinspa, he was given an all clear nod to join the military. Did he excel in service? Yes of course. He did not only rose to the rank of a Major General, he held strategic positions and even became the Head of State.
So it is really foolhardy for anyone to question Buhari's academic credentials and eligibility for election when it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that he has more than the required qualification to run for office as President.
It is indeed a shame that the Military has allowed itself to be dragged into this needless controversy. All institutions in Nigeria has been debased and abuse under the regime of Goodluck Jonathan. The military has been struggling to redeem it's image over the protracted battle against insurgency which she has failed to bring to a logical conclusion. Allowing itself to be used by unscrupulous politicians to advance their selfish aims is another low point for the military.
I dismiss the statement credited to the DDI as partisan and call on the military high command to investigate him and mete out appropriate sanctions if he is found culpable. Our military must be insulated from abuse because we cannot afford to have "an Army of anything goes," as former Chief of Army Staff, General Salihu Ibrahim succinctly described the Army at his pulling out parade in 1994.
On a final note, even if Buhari submit Agege bread label as his certificate, we (Buharists) will vote for him!
Dazzol

BY:SONI AKOJI

Very sentimental write up.

Your class teachers passed you in their class subjects. Very Good !

Now, did you sit for WAEC or Not ? Can you tell your audience that you didn't sit for WAEC and now you have a WAEC certificate ? Impossible... I bet you, even the JSS WAEC, they call Junior WAEC, if you didn't sit for it, both your class teachers and principals put together cannot do anything about it.. It is either you sat for it or you didn't..

Buhari didn't sit for WAEC.

So your write up is Jaundiced..

Now, if you had gained admission in the University based on provisional admission or expected result and you cover it up till your final year, will the university graduate you without sighting your WAEC Certificate or Statement of Result ? NO

Please stop beating about the bush..

farobat:
Show us the certificate

It is no longer with Military board or US war college but his daura secondary school

This is the height of confusion

Buhari is a master in PASSING THE BUCK.

We have been having leaders who take responsibility for nothing, they keep blaming Satan, God, heaven ,hell, US war college, Military board, Daura secondary school.

His game is up. I was expecting to see the certificate. Buhari is telling another lie. As you see me so, it would be easier for me to present my certificate than to remember my WAEC serial number. Now he knows his WASC serial number, a man who doesn't know his 11 digit MTN phone number.

Anyway. Let him go and forge the certificate, we are waiting. I am sure the principal of Daura memorial school is under tension and bribery now. See FORMAT. Hahaha...

jingh:
bola Johnson.


you need to start drinking hypo for your dirty mind

Give him the bj and stop pretending..

kay1one:
Buhari is an islamic fundamentalist! Thats why simple submission of academic credentials he could not do! Not a democrat!

No, what his children in katsina know how well to do is to stone the convoy of a sitting President so that the presidential security will retaliate for them to cry genocide.

I pity Buhari and his supporters..

Newkidoo:
Are these group dumb or just plain stupid!
Where were they when buhari won the primary election
Will a party just drop a candidate because of what opposition says! Rubbish..

Modified:
this is a big lie from the pit of hell!
Anyone that believes this shit is really gullible..
Is it possible to change a party candidate now with just few days to election, after so many rallies.. This is just rubbish coming from vanguard is really disappointing!

If this was from sahara reporters, i would have laughed it off but vanguard, no word!

The previous one cane from punch APC said it was sponsored. Now Vanguard. Tomorrow This Day.

Truth is biiter, it cannot be made sweeter.

100Cents..

eliment:
if Buhari is too old @72 what will you say of the newly elected Tunisian president aged 88

Of all the countries in this world, so your prayer is that Nigeria should become like Tunisia ?

The important thing is that every fact has been laid bare. It will be difficult trading arguments to convince opposing forces. The lies filled propaganda of APC has also been bursted today.

So let every man vote his candidate.. Me sef no dey vote. That's my personal decision.

funarosho:
which gods sango or obatala? DAT boy call fayose is nothing but a senseless bastard.

You have not met Fayose, he is smarter than you and maybe your whole family. Only men like Rochas and Orji Uzor Kalu can compete Fayose's dexterity.

Its not by name calling, ask Fayemi..

iamrealdeji:
Fayose wasting the state's funds on stupid adverts that does pdp more bad than good,they keep damaging their party by themselves by thinking they're gifted with punchlines and making ridiculous speeches,Fayose is nothing but a garage boy turned Governor,he's just a tout

Take permission from OBJ before using the T-word.

JudismphD:
Fayose saying the truth even when it hurts ''''''''''''

I trust this Fayose ..Grassroots strategist..

adaweezy:
Seun, Ngwakwe front page please shame those haters
I remember in JSS 2 I missed the promotion exams because I was on admission for two weeks while others were writing exams.
My friends were sad because they felt I was going to repeat the class since I didn't write the promotion exams to JSS 3 with them.
When school resumed for the new academic session, my class teacher promoted me to the next class. The Commandant summoned her to come and defend her action.
She simply told the Commandant that I had over 75% attendance and my continuous assessment in all subjects was above 90%. If not because I was sick and on admission at the Military Reference Hospital, I would have written the exams and pass. Base on these she has no choice but to promote me to the next class. Na so I take waka go JSS 3 without any evidence abi na certificate or result sef!
In my third term in SSS 1, your's truly was involved in an accident and I was in the hospital for over three months. I did not write the promotion exams to SSS 2. When school resumed for a new session, I just waka straight to SSS 2 and kontinu from there until I finally wrote WAYEC. At least I have two tishas who can tell the Prinspa that if not because of my accident, I would have actually pass the exams that was conducted. So there is no need to hold me back. Na so e just be.
I would have spent two extra years in secondary school due to unforeseen circumstances if my tishas had not given me a special waiver allowing me to proceed to the next class, when I was unable to write promotion exams in two different occasions.
Obviously there are students who wrote the exams and were asked to repeat the class because their body temperature was below optimal level. In fairness to them, I don't know why they failed but I have come to the realisation that exams is not a true test of knowledge. Most times I hardly have time for my books until few days to the exams and after that I try to detoxify my system and forget all the stuff I have imbibed into the medulla oblongata.
In this part of the world we believe so much in paper qualifications. The Prinspa abi na Headmaster of General Mohammadu Buhari stood surety for him and based on that, he was admitted into the Army, according to a statement credited to the Director of Defence Information (DDI) where he stated that the Military do not have Buhari's certificate, after the same military have previously attested to the fact that they have his papers. I don't know what to believe again gaskiya.
What are they looking for? Is it WAYEC?
Now based on the surety by Buhari's Prinspa, he was given an all clear nod to join the military. Did he excel in service? Yes of course. He did not only rose to the rank of a Major General, he held strategic positions and even became the Head of State.
So it is really foolhardy for anyone to question Buhari's academic credentials and eligibility for election when it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that he has more than the required qualification to run for office as President.
It is indeed a shame that the Military has allowed itself to be dragged into this needless controversy. All institutions in Nigeria has been debased and abuse under the regime of Goodluck Jonathan. The military has been struggling to redeem it's image over the protracted battle against insurgency which she has failed to bring to a logical conclusion. Allowing itself to be used by unscrupulous politicians to advance their selfish aims is another low point for the military.
I dismiss the statement credited to the DDI as partisan and call on the military high command to investigate him and mete out appropriate sanctions if he is found culpable. Our military must be insulated from abuse because we cannot afford to have "an Army of anything goes," as former Chief of Army Staff, General Salihu Ibrahim succinctly described the Army at his pulling out parade in 1994.
On a final note, even if Buhari submit Agege bread label as his certificate, we (Buharists) will vote for him!
Dazzol

BY:SONI AKOJI

Very sentimental write up.

Your class teachers passed you in their class subjects. Very Good !

Now, did you sit for WAEC or Not ? Can you tell your audience that you didn't sit for WAEC and now you have a WAEC certificate ? Impossible... I bet you, even the JSS WAEC, they call Junior WAEC, if you didn't sit for it, both your class teachers and principals put together cannot do anything about it.. It is either you sat for it or you didn't..

Buhari didn't sit for WAEC.

So your write up is Jaundiced..

Now, if you had gained admission in the University based on provisional admission or expected result and you cover it up till your final year, will the university graduate you without sighting your WAEC Certificate or Statement of Result ? NO

Please stop beating about the bush..

whitecat2:
I don't know what you expect Obama to do when he doesn't know the so-called family members.

They have met before now in Kenya.

jumboo:
Most of the conclusions reached here are uninformed. The policy of importing refined oil did not start with Buhari, it predates Buhari. A world bank report released in May of 1983 (before Buhari came into power) alluded to this fact. This action was an immediate reaction to rising demand locally and our inability to meet this demand. It was at this time the second PH refinery was being planned to ensure we meet domestic production and export refined oil.

If you can read or chose to read, you can go through the series of documents I will post:

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Now, who first implemented the policy framework ?

AreaFada2:
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Like Buhari struggling to present school cert, lots of his apologists are not very enlightened people. As represented by Victor "Penarity" Ikpeba. .

Buhari represents "Olodo come good" dream of school drop-outs. You know those people parroting "nor be education dey make person rich" but use the services of a doctor, dentist, lawyer, surveyor, accountant, pilot, journalist, architect, engineers etc.
They have little regard for critical analysis, statistics, empiricism or written history. Lies, sentiments, emotional outbursts, threat, intimidation, hearsay and rumours make more sense to them.

Una welcome o.

The masters have arrived Nairaland.

There are some things I used to read on this forum, I will start questioning myself if some humanbeings have reduced their mentality to that of animals.

At least, the educated and guilt stricken ones under APC can still have a rethink with these revelations coming before the elections..

Mykevp2p:
Don't tell me you are this daft or just playing a fool?

Before engaging you, do you know the difference between refinery and petrochemical plant? if you do, the question for you, Did Buhari build a refinery or formulated a plan for petrochemical plant? Do you know whay it is called Warri Refining and Petrochemical Company Limited after the merger?
Is Jim Ovia building a refinery or petrochemical plant in Akwa Ibom state?

I have told you, it is not every thread you reply, there are some threads you should just pass by instead of exposing your daftness.

Kai, I have never seen such washing in this forum before now.

Where are you guys from ? Kudos!

And they sent out only barcanista today..

Mmadukaku:
Daft Buhari is not just an old great grand father without certificates, the Illiterate started the importation of refined oil.
lastcard, checkup.

If anything happen to me where I dey laugh, you are responsible.

Chai Buhari...

jdilight:
Why did Buhari kill our economy and made our children jobless?

Sir, its because he is illiterate.

A man cannot give what he doesn't have..

Huffington:
Buharists niggers have been BUSTED!!!!

Chai Buhari !

Kenai:
Empty lies from the pit of hell, peddled by propagandists of mediocre intellect.

And setting the records straight on those refineries his propagandists are claiming he built:



http://newsdayreporters.com/what-s-hot/536-specialreport-muhammadu-buhari-did-not-build-any-refinery-for-nigeria-editorial-newsday-reporters.html

So abeg, tell us those refineries he birthed.

Only an illiterate will believe that one refinery not to talk of four can be constructed in a space of 2 years. Was Buhari planning for the refineries before he plotted the Coup ?

Oil refinery is not a cement factory or pure water company. Okay, for the lettered ones. Let's see when Dangote oil refinery will be ready counting from mid 2014..

Redoil:
Does the spot on a leopard changes by mere talking.
Egift barcanista berem obiagelli and gbawe ur attention is need here for you to stand lies on its legs and stand logic on its head. Come and defend buhari and his evil and wicked ways of doing things.
Come and tell us how gej paid new york times to bring false allegations against buhari.

A man cannot give what he doesn't have.

Buhari was one of those rulers who destroyed the Nigerian economy, thanks to their high level of illiteracy and corruption.

A general without a secondary school certificate..

SeverusSnape:
Even though Jonathan transforms the North to Heaven, They will still hate him. All these years, Most of his works are situated in the North; Most of the universities he built are in the North, Almajiri schools, Polio has almost been kicked out in the North, Infant mortality rate Which is common in the north has been drastically reduced because of improved health care; But guess what?...They still hate Jonathan, Why...Your guess is as good as mine.

What about good roads ?

We are suffering here in the south with bad roads every one kilometer. Go to the north and see smooth roads yet we have a leader of southern origin. Coupled with police extortion on the roads. No policeman extorts a dime in Northern Nigeria.

Hmm..

omenka:
The valley of the Shadow of Death is Sambisa. Let him go there and have a tate a tate with his "family and siblings" then we'll start taking him seriously!!

If I were the Yar'aduas, I'd make a sizable print of the ad he commissioned through Fayose and have a photographer put it in a nice frame. Package it like a gift from the family then hand it to him when he's leaving.

The look on his face would be priceless when he unwraps the gift in his car and sees its content!!

These guys are really nice honestly.

If President Jonathan visit your house, you fit shiit for pant out of joy.

Infact, you go forget your name.

#Sai Jonathan.
#Kai Buhari

englishmart:
they seem happy to see the president.
Nice of you Mr. President.

More intelligence to your administration

If a President visit you before, don't you know that based on protocol, something must exchange hands and account must enter blue..

Nawa o..

FastShipping:
The same Yar'Adua that they placed his pictures in national newspapers yesterday while mocking his death??

The same Yar'Adua they fought his widow and embarrassed his widow because of piece of land??

Jonathan and his team are jokers.

Sentimentalism

Who placed the Yaradua picture in Punch.

Did I hear GEJ ? Smh...

ceo4eva:
God Bless Jonathan!
God Bless Katsina State!!
God Bless Nigeria!!!

You be confam CEO..

Alleybuy:
Why not speak now? Its not exactly an Okonjo Iweala / house of reps 50 questions debacle.....its just a nursery school question.....Jnr where is ur report card for first term? It is in my school bag....okwu agwu....shikena. A nursery pupil is proving more articulate than our cattle rearer aspirant.


137.

(1) A person shall not be qualified for election to the office of President if -
(a) subject to the provisions of section 28 of this Constitution, he has voluntarily acquired the citizenship of a country other than Nigeria or, except in such cases as may be prescribed by the National Assembly, he has made a declaration of allegiance to such other country; or
(b) he has been elected to such office at any two previous elections; or

(c) under the law in any part of Nigeria, he is adjudged to be a lunatic or otherwise declared to be of unsound mind;

or

(d) he is under a sentence of death imposed by any competent court of law or tribunal in Nigeria or a sentence of imprisonment or fine for any offence involving dishonesty or fraud (by whatever name called) or for any other offence, imposed on him by any court or tribunal or substituted by a competent authority for any other sentence imposed on him by such a court or tribunal; or

(e) within a period of less than ten years before the date of the election to the office of President he has been convicted and sentenced for an offence involving dishonesty or he has been found guilty of the contravention of the Code of Conduct; or

(f) he is an undischarged bankrupt, having been adjudged or otherwise declared bankrupt under any law in force in Nigeria or any other country; or

(g) being a person employed in the civil or public service of the Federation or of any State, he has not resigned, withdrawn or retired from the employment at least thirty days before the date of the election; or

(h) he is a member of any secret society; or

(i) he has been indicted for embezzlement or fraud by a Judicial Commission of Inquiry or an Administrative Panel of Inquiry or a Tribunal set up under the Tribunals of Inquiry Act, a Tribunals of Inquiry Law or any other law by the Federal or State Government which indictment has been accepted by the Federal or State Government, respectively; or

(j) he has presented a forged certificate to the Independent National Electoral Commission.

In this case, he lied under oath to have one, which is tantamount to perjury and forgery.

He had no certificate but deposed to have one in an affidavit.. That is forgery..

Chai, I for be a very good legal luminary..

calaway:
you are all criminals cheating your way through the system.
... God DON dey catch una small small... the big exposure go soon burst. Evil people!!!!!
GEJ till 2019

Atiku doing prayer and fasting..

If APC go hear..

Descartes:
“Neither the original copy, certified true copy (CTC) nor statement of result of Major-.Gen. Mohammadu
Buhari‘s WASC result is in his
personal file.”-Soure. So Buhari actually committed a perjury. What a blow on his so-called "integrity"!

Oga abeg, you know that as an army general, " Lying is not corruption "..

karlnyeno:
presenting certificate or holding press conference, which one 'll have been easier.

All of the above.