so nairaland don turn to social networking site so nairaland don turn to social networking site

Presius: so nairaland don turn to social networking site so nairaland don turn to social networking site

U fit meet ur wife anywhere bro...so check us out...our population outnumbered dat of u guys...hmmmmm

foyeks, we dey fight?

foyeks2001:

U fit meet ur wife anywhere bro...so check us out...our population outnumbered dat of u guys...hmmmmm

so na husband una dey look for come here? See revelation

*Ileke-IdI:


I know a couple of ppl who met and married on NL lol.

it depends on how serious they take each other.

Meeting and marrying some one on NL is like sitting on a keg of gun powder,its a total disaster waiting to befall the poor couple.NL is cursed,i wonder what in the name of banabas am still doing here

Geo-man:
Meeting and marrying some one on NL is like sitting on a keg of gun powder,its a total disaster waiting to befall the poor couple.NL is cursed,i wonder what in the name of banabas am still doing here

Searching for your true love's kiss.

Bélla3: *falls from iroko laughing in boko haram style*

i'm u sure u have enuff IEDs 2 land on.

foyeks2001:

U fit meet ur wife anywhere bro...so check us out...our population outnumbered dat of u guys...hmmmmm

I'l reduce dat population by hooking u. How do i apply in prson?

Online NL wedding

foyeks2001:

Sorry to ask dis bro...are u freecocoa's boy? *winks*...

Nooo sweery! I am just too far from Abuja otherwise, I go like know your coordinates!

KINGwax: have u ever seen a kid born wit a bullet in his hands? He's thinkin of getting a gun when he hits the earth. So many hates combined to give a haste. Your children will be a terror to this world. Desist from unhealthy marriages!

ROFLMFAO! Seriously as in SERIOUSLY

Geo-man:
Meeting and marrying some one on NL is like sitting on a keg of gun powder,its a total disaster waiting to befall the poor couple.NL is cursed, i wonder what in the name of banabas am still doing here

lmao. Then GTFO (get d fUCCCck out).

CyberG: Something does not add up except you can explain it. Just a few days ago, you wrote:

Serious Advice Needed ASAP Or.......... by Crown Prince(m): 6:59pm On Aug 02

I have fallen for this chic. She has all the attributes i desire in a woman. Infact,i have confess love to her and indicated interest to marry her.
She is in a very serious date with a guy of over 5years and has consistently reminded me that.
How do i break the deadlock and convince this lady to abandon her guy for me.
House...helep me with convincing strategy.

And then...

Re: Serious Advice Needed ASAP Or.......... by Crown Prince(m): [b]9:46am On Aug 03
freecocoa: OP kill her boyfriend and she's all yours.

No strategy will work better than this.
I should kill her bf and go to prison huh?
Cocoa,is there no sane tactics i can adopt to wrestle her from that un-deserving hunchback?
I know you are proficient in this kinda mudane task.[/b]

Source: https://www.nairaland.com/1007551/serious-advice-needed-asap

@OP please we are still waiting for you to come and defend this oooo, your ynash done open finish.. Hehehehehehe

Na war o

Na so! hope both of u r not computer programmes?mak una no come born virus here o!

dnawah: Na so! hope both of u r not computer programmes?mak una no come born virus here o!

Ivynwa:
@Isale
No Babes they don't. Do they? You know what I'm talking about girl.

could he be talking about thesame lady, here? may be she accepted his proposals about a week ago and he took drink to her parents.(introduction)

If I can meet two girls in the morning, fuccked one in afternoon and the other in the night then everything is possible.

raycolz_84:

@OP please we are still waiting for you to come and defend this oooo, your ynash done open finish.. Hehehehehehe

Nice joke

Ivynwa: The bride is either freecocoa or Dyt, they are the only females that commented along with Idowu before the poster acknowledged the presence of his NL queen in the thread. The poster sounds serious. Congrats to you and your queen.



@Isale
No Babes they don't. Do they? You know what I'm talking about girl.

Why you wan come carry my cocoa butter dash Crown Prince cos him na internet prince,who crown am prince. Madam leave my freecocoa out of this ooooo,I fit send CIA come track you if I hear am from your mouth agan.

The OP is a Jester.

#crownprince come n defend urself o.....BTW where is slimyem?

Gud luck bro

Ileke-IdI:
foyeks, we dey fight?

U and Idowuogbo bin wan beat me one day...

Presius: so na husband una dey look for come here? See revelation

E fit be sha...u neva see couple wey meet inside molue b4 ne? Nofin wey no fit happen, so nairaland no dey exception...

Geo-man:
Meeting and marrying some one on NL is like sitting on a keg of gun powder,its a total disaster waiting to befall the poor couple.NL is cursed,i wonder what in the name of banabas am still doing here

Na wetin nairaland girls do u b4? Bros chill small na...which kain early morning curse be dis on-top say I be nairalander

caseless: I'l reduce dat population by hooking u. How do i apply in prson?

CyberG:

Nooo sweery! I am just too far from Abuja otherwise, I go like know your coordinates!

Sowie pple...am already taken

Freecoca and dyt - it must be one of these 2. Wish una HML but if this na JOKE hmmm wili wili go jam u for dream

foyeks2001:

U and Idowuogbo bin wan beat me one day...

When did I want to "beat" you? Yo, I dont even know you. No need to post Ileke-IdI up and down, no fight on this side. aiight.

Very funnyv

Crown Prince: What I feel inside right now cannot be expressed on Nairaland. I say a big thank you to Mr. Seun, mukina, jee bee and the new orange man on the saddle.with consent from my amiable lovely damsel,I say a big thank you. My felicitation also goes to forum members and the ladies too here that took me for granted until a beau among you identified me.

It started like a joke here but seriously in no time,we will be tying the nuptial knot at an elaborate wedding. Everyone will be duly invited as we have concluded the traditional engagements.

My angel,you consent to me doing this,waiting to hear your inputs.

foyeks2001:

U fit meet ur wife anywhere bro...so check us out...our population outnumbered dat of u guys...hmmmmm

Seriously? I fink ur d bride,ur using two handles like he said...

The one wei acidtalk give us never digest, u come bring ur own again... Acidtalk no gree tell us if the in-law returned his laptop or not.. Did i hear u say u want to kal NLders for the fake wedding..? Walahi you go bank-corrupt...

#thread moved to jokes section.

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