Ileke-IdI:

lol



I sent you a PM as I promised tho. You were too busy winking at sholly

Cuddlemii:

My dear, here is the list of the scenarios for you to go through. You are to pick one and tackle it.
Your partner is to rebut all your post. Refer to https://www.nairaland.com/1015990/two-play-game-competition-test#11855693 for example of what you are meant to do.

UPDATED

Scenario 1-
You forgot to drop the call after a conversation with your boyfriend. You started misyarning about him to your friends who are visiting, confessing how you play him and spend his money & how you intend to continue using him (You know the way women gossip and all).

For some reason you look down, you see he is still online and hasn't hung up, he probably heard everything.

A) Would you say "hello" to him or ask if he is still there or would you cut off the phone? What are the steps you will take to resolve the issue?

B) Assuming you said "hello" and he replies, “yes I am here” and he cuts off the phone. What will you do?


Scenario2-
You send the wrong text that was meant for your aristo (sugar daddy or maga) to your real boyfriend. Your bf thinks you are on your way to your village meanwhile you are headed to London courtesy of your sugar daddy.

The text goes like this, “Dear, thank you for the land, the one million naira, my school fees and of course my trip to London. I am about to board the plane now, will call you when I land at the Heathrow airport. Love, Mariam.

Your real bf’s reply goes thus, “I don’t even know you anymore, and I am disappointed”.

A) How would you get yourself out this mess? Will you abandon the trip? Will you go ahead with the trip? What steps would you take to resolve the situation?

B) Remember you used the word, “Dear” and not your maga’s name.


Scenario 3-
Your ex appears a day before your wedding & threatens you that he would release your nude pictures if you don’t call off the wedding and return back to him. Your fiancé is your soul mate & has spent a fortune for the wedding & your upkeep.

A) Will you call off the wedding to secure your nude picture back? This might lead to losing the love of your life. This doesn’t guarantee that your ex will give you back your pictures. It’s also possible that your ex is just bluffing. Bear in my mind that the pictures presented to you by your ex is enough to ruin your life.

B) What steps will you take to silence your ex, marry your love and resolve the issue?


Scenario 4-

You are busy washing a heap of clothes in your compound and left your phone unattended to inside your bedroom. You have several missed calls & voice mail messages from your two boyfriends informing you they are on their way to your place. Due to your carelessness, you are not aware of this as your two bfs have never met before & you have never been caught at your games. Suddenly your gate opens and your two boyfriends walk in as you are washing. They are visiting your home at the same time, they have seen you so you can’t run or hide. What would you do? How would you manage the situation?

A) Would you hug both of them? How would you do make the introductions? Would you grab seats for both of them? How would you dismiss them without acting suspicious?

B) Remember your two bfs are not good at keeping their hands off you. They love public show of affection. Would you shake, fidget or vibrate? Would you cry?


Scenario 5-
Your boyfriend's cousin caught you in another state (probably Abuja) with another man at an event in a hotel…

You were in a tight embrace with another man, smooching with reckless abandon when you brushed your bf’s cousin at the pathway by mistake. Both of you stopped to gaze at each other in shock. You recognize that the lady he is with is not also his fiancée. The clause is this; you didn't catch him in an intimate position with the lady so it’s possible the lady is his relative or business associate because they appeared casual & decent. What would be your first reaction to the cousin when you brushed him recklessly?

A) Would you run away or strike a conversation with him. Would you act like a stranger or ask him for forgiveness?

B) If your bf’s cousin is the disciplined type that speaks the truth or the lousy type that doesn't keep his mouth shut, how do you intend to silence/appease him?

C) If he tells your bf everything, how would you convince your boyfriend to take your word over his?

Scenario 6-

You were introduced to your father in law and you recognize him as the man who led your school mate to die aborting his child. He is against the union between you and his son. He expressed his concerns openly and asked you out of his house. You are happy that you have a leverage to use against him.

A thought suddenly crosses your mind; you remember you were the one he paid to arrange the deceased girl at your hostel back in school. You orchestrated this hook-up with a whooping fee attached.

Realistically, you are not innocent because you had a part to play in her death.

A) How would you tackle your fiancés father? Would you confront him or threaten him? Would you appeal to him?

B) Would you tell your fiancé your past? Have it in mind that you painted the picture of a perfect lady with a clean background/past to your man, how do you tend to resolve this in order to marry your man?

PLEASE BEAR WITH ME IF THERE ARE GRAMMATICAL & TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS. I AM MULTI TASKING.

Ileke-IdI:
LOL. What happened to HC?

@Kandii
Which one between you and Idowu is the "bride"?

Okija_juju:


Most of these scenarios have to do with the Ladies... How do we guys fit in?!

masterpiecer:

welcome back from cotonou
thats the price for lateness; total confusion
now go back n start reading from page 0, have fun while at it

Cuddlemii: TEAM MATES

Slimyem Vs Masterpiecer
Freecocoa Vs Donguutti
Kandiikane Vs Seedord247
Idowuogbo Vs Breezy247
Shollypopz Vs Denzel2009
Pearl~hapi Vs Tellwisdom
Ogugua88 Vs Kpolli
Ronkebp Vs Dammytex
Cowgurl Vs Coogar
Michelin89 Vs Jaybee
Ileke-idi Vs Okija_juju
Inked_nerd Vs Born2fuck
Queensmith Vs Mr Everest
Sosoluv Vs Dayokanu

ARGH!!!!!!


WAT!!!


ILEKE IDI ke!!!

WHY ALWAYS ME

EKITI STATE BABE?!!!!

WHY?!!!


WHAT EVER DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!!!!

HABA?!!!

MBA o!!

EJO O!!!!

BIKO KWA!!!!

WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE ME FREECOCOA, Ogugua (My Niaraland secret love)... Abeg o!!

Okija_juju:




ARGH!!!!!!


WAT!!!


ILEKE IDI ke!!!

WHY ALWAYS ME

EKITI STATE BABE?!!!!

WHY?!!!


WHAT EVER DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!!!!

HABA?!!!

MBA o!!

EJO O!!!!

BIKO KWA!!!!

WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE ME FREECOCOA, Ogugua (My Niaraland secret love)... Abeg o!!

Ileke-IdI:
You paired me up with Okija Juju? I'll kill him before the game starts.

Are we still on the first scenario? How does the game go? Do we get to use any weapon of our choice?

Ileke-IdI:
Where is Okija?!!

Oya, I want to switch my opposition.

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Okija_juju:


I said it!!!

And I only just saw this o!!

Imagine that!!

Cuddlemii:

DESCRIPTION

1 boy & 1 girl would be paired up together as a team.
The girls would pick 1 scenario question each from the list,
They are to answer it or tell us steps they will take to resolve it(as per how they would play the game if they were in that situation).

Their team mate(guy) would rebut it and show the audience all the loopholes in the girl's game & how easy a guy will nullify her actions & have her kissing his palm. The girl & guy would argue back and forth to convince the audience who are the better game players- men or women.

The guy's job is to put his team player in a tight corner and maintain the superiority mantle for men. The girl's job is to stand her grounds to the last till she wins the superiority mantle for women. No holds barred- they will curse if they need to, use fowl languages, pidgin, ghetto & act straight-up gangstar. Street fight is allowed. Its going to be very real, down to earth & may contain sexual content. Men think they know it all but I know nairaland women are equal to the task.

Idowuogbo:
Ambassador ke? I no to gbadun literature Jare! But! If it includes first class flights and a date wiv Tyrese, am GAME!!

sigmundfreud: @cuddlemii
good job. Hiding some threads helped and pls do the same with this.
perhaps we shd av scenarios for males and allow the females to rebutt.
@ Ileke-bebe idi...are u still my partner or we r done?

Cuddlemii: @Okija_juju, u no longer have a partner because u came late so u have to wait to be paired again. I will look for a partner for u.

Okija_juju:

Cool..

Ileke was promiscuos anyways!!

She cheated on me with that Sigmundfreud fellow...

Okija_juju:


Excuse me sir?!!

Why are you reffering to my wife as 'bebe'?!!

Whats your relationship with her?!

sigmundfreud:
Your wife?!! Oh...you must be the dead husband she mentioned was buried @ Okija shrine!
'Bebe' is the signature on her behind..i know, i put it there.
Now that answers ur question.
R.I.P!

Ileke-IdI:
LOL. What happened to HC?

@Kandii
Which one between you and Idowu is the "bride"?

HumbledbYGrace: I would really like to be a contestant pls......

Okija_juju:


Excuse me sir?!!

Why are you reffering to my wife as 'bebe'?!!

Whats your relationship with her?!

freecocoa: Oh really? And here i was thinking i'm the special one. E gbawa go'm obi

Okija_juju:


Ewooooo!!! Cocoa'm..

My cherri Cocoa.. Cocoa mma...

I'm so sorry baby'm.. That Yoruba girl put a spell on me...

Biko gbara'm..

You know say na you be the Juju to my Okija... Without you, there is no me..

freecocoa: Its okay but you have to buy me that pearl i've been asking for.

sigmundfreud:
Your wife?!! Oh...you must be the dead husband she mentioned was buried @ Okija shrine!
'Bebe' is the signature on her behind..i know, i put it there.
Now that answers ur question.
R.I.P!

sigmundfreud:
Your wife?!! Oh...you must be the dead husband she mentioned was buried @ Okija shrine!
'Bebe' is the signature on her behind..i know, i put it there.
Now that answers ur question.
R.I.P!

Okija_juju:


Wow!!

No price is too much for me to pay to pacify you.. But dont you think that the punishment is way too much for the crime seeing that I was under a spell..

freecocoa: Buying something for your darling isn't punishment,is it? I'm just making use of the opportunity at hand