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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by cyril83(m): 1:49pm On Aug 31, 2012
Eifeh: New heaven, best street name
it is new haven my friend
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by LesbianBoy(m): 1:50pm On Aug 31, 2012
Chief dr pastor kolapo avenue!(since its a mouthful they just shorten it to Chief avenue)

Chelsea crescent

omoboriowo drive

Anumpama junction
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by nikkyshyne(f): 1:51pm On Aug 31, 2012
Aje street (witch street), Yaba, Lagos.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by y2kaustin(m): 1:51pm On Aug 31, 2012
berem: No.4 oloriburuku street off mumuni avenue behind oponu ode market.agege,lagos state grin
...I know thats where u reside,am just imaginin d kind of humans dat inhabit d place
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:52pm On Aug 31, 2012
mikuz: oh Amaka. That your elder sister. Why she too like Money?

who no like Money? cheesy cheesy

y2kaustin: ...Where we always meet n observe,17:59?

who are the 'we'
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:52pm On Aug 31, 2012
nikkyshyne: Aje street (witch street), Yaba, Lagos.
Are you serious? cheesy
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by calculusx(m): 1:52pm On Aug 31, 2012
Has anyone ever heard of Awoyokun before? grin Meaning a Guinea Fowl with a pot belly grin grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by cyril83(m): 1:53pm On Aug 31, 2012
Orite fogo (bottle breaking junctn)
Oke abesu ( satan place of birth)
Alekuwodo (death pursued to d river)
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by chemashie(m): 1:57pm On Aug 31, 2012
berem: No.4 oloriburuku street off mumuni avenue behind oponu ode market.agege,lagos state grin
Say me well to ya pipu ova there.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by emilyone(f): 1:58pm On Aug 31, 2012
Lekki -Ajah axis which is where i stay we have funny names like

OSAPA LONDON
IGBO EFON
AGUNGI
OLOKONLA
SANGOTEDO
ABIJO
AWOYAYA
EPUTU
BOGIJE
LAKOWE
OLOGURO
IMALEFALAFIA
OWOLOBIRINMO
ABULE FOLLY
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Tswit(f): 1:58pm On Aug 31, 2012
In Abeokuta, we have places like;

Iyana mortuary
Aro
Aregbe
Odo eran
Elewe eran
Sapon
Itoku
Adigbe
Lafenwa
Adatan
Osiele
Kuto
And some many other funny names
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by amiskurie(m): 1:59pm On Aug 31, 2012
Damnmmm!
Lemme start from kosofe local goverment: sadiku,agiliti,alapere,ile-seat,ile-ile and more.
Agbado oke-odo LCDA:alakuko,alagbado,dalemo,abule-taylor and many more.
Ajah: ajiwe,papa,awoyaya,lakowe,eleko and more.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by mediainspired: 2:03pm On Aug 31, 2012
In Egbeda, Lagos there's a street called AJISEBIARAMECCA (one who runs errand like a messenger from Mecca). What a mouthful! There's also AJANGBADI in Ojo (like, seriously, who gave dat plane-crashing sound name). &what is it wit Lagos &all d 'Iyanas,' like Iyana School, Iyana Ipaja, Iyana Dopemu. So if want to name ur area in Lag, just say 'Iyana' &den fix ur name. Lol

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by amiskurie(m): 2:03pm On Aug 31, 2012
cheesy
cyril83: Orite fo :Dgo (bottle breaking junctn)
Oke abesu ( satan place of birth)
Alekuwodo (death pursued to d river)
cheesy
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by kinchiso(m): 2:03pm On Aug 31, 2012
Akwusi anuba ogu street(once bike stop you for dis street na fight tinz ooo), ndiichie street, mgbakaogu street, onowu street, ilo okoye street, ugwunabamkpa road, amu na ekene street (dick dey greet you) nd co....
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by slimyem: 2:05pm On Aug 31, 2012
Idimiliwanja..
Oke-okuta..
Sokoti...
Idimilokun..
Ogbotalota...
Osupelasi..
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 2:05pm On Aug 31, 2012
There is a junction in Ikorodu called "Up Chelsea". Lol...
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by anitank(f): 2:07pm On Aug 31, 2012
Mkpokiti
Awkunanu
Chief Ekwueme
Aki na Ukwa junction
Otigba junction
Bishop Aniogwu
Mbanugo
All in 042 (Enugu)

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by SUNDAYPAUL: 2:07pm On Aug 31, 2012
Mainland.
Alakuko
Iyana Ekoro
Agbelekale
olota
Ajase Command
Agbado Cossing
Ile Epo
Agabado Inside
Igando
Ijegun
Ijegemo
Ijeododo
Egan
Iyana IBa
Alaagba
Kusoro
tabon Tabon
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 2:07pm On Aug 31, 2012
Eifeh: New heaven, best street name

cyril83: it is new haven my friend

grin grin grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by tunapawizzy: 2:08pm On Aug 31, 2012
arokodan street, arokoyo avenue
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by GOZILLA(m): 2:09pm On Aug 31, 2012
Ukwu mango and azu nepa

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by anitank(f): 2:10pm On Aug 31, 2012
kinchiso: Akwusi anuba ogu street(once bike stop you for dis street na fight tinz ooo), ndiichie street, mgbakaogu street, onowu street, ilo okoye street, ugwunabamkpa road, amu na ekene street (dick dey greet you) nd co....
Lol! Nna m, ina ebukwa ndia n'olu gringrin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by SUNDAYPAUL: 2:10pm On Aug 31, 2012
Agungi
ogonbo
Langbasa
Sango Tebo
Eputu
Lakowe
Awoyaya
Eleko
Elemoro
Bogije
Agbotikuyo
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Sexxymom(f): 2:11pm On Aug 31, 2012
I don laugh tire with all dis kind names wen i dey hear especially d names from mushin..
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by olu4life(m): 2:12pm On Aug 31, 2012
lasunray: ABEOKUTA

SAPON
IYANA MORTUARY
ISALE IGBEIN
OKE SOKORI
KUTO

I dnt knw their meaning oooo.

lwkmd
So u no know:
OSIELE
ALABATA - My school area FUNAAB
ONIKOLOBO
PANSEKE
ADATAN
LANTORO
Inshort,almost all the areas in EGBA get as em b
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by kinchiso(m): 2:12pm On Aug 31, 2012
anitank:
Lol! Nna m, ina ebukwa ndia n'olu gringrin
Lol.... All na fun nw....
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Baawaa(m): 2:14pm On Aug 31, 2012
lasunray: ABEOKUTA

SAPON
IYANA MORTUARY
ISALE IGBEIN
OKE SOKORI
KUTO

I dnt knw their meaning oooo.

lwkmd
You 4get 2 mentn ur ends ARO grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Excelboi(m): 2:15pm On Aug 31, 2012
Oloje,omoda,sango,ganmo,adeta,kuntu e.t.c Na some streets for Ilorin be dat ooo
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 2:17pm On Aug 31, 2012
mediainspired: In Egbeda, Lagos there's a street called AJISEBIARAMECCA (one who runs errand like a messenger from Mecca). What a mouthful! There's also AJANGBADI in Ojo (like, seriously, who gave dat plane-crashing sound name). &what is it wit Lagos &all d 'Iyanas,' like Iyana School, Iyana Ipaja, Iyana Dopemu. So if want to name ur area in Lag, just say 'Iyana' &den fix ur name. Lol
lol! A colleague of mine in the office actually lives on that street(Ajisebiaramecca).the first day I went to visit her I almost got lost!
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by DonaldGenes(m): 2:18pm On Aug 31, 2012
january21: i live in Ilorin and mine are: itakure, okekere, isale moliki, biada, kilanko, idi ori, oke ose, alalubosa, agbakiaka e.t.c. grin
we dont undastand all those names..can you translate 'em?
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by freecocoa(f): 2:18pm On Aug 31, 2012
*Iga-ariam -junction
*Achiakpa -junction
*Isiekenese-street
*Apostle bus stop
*Ofuonye -street
*Akwata- junction
*Odongwo-street
*Tank- bust sop
*Main gate - bus stop
*First gate- bus top
*2nd gate - bus top
*Airport corner - junction

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