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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by freecocoa(f): 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2012
berem: OCHI ATO GBUOLE M grin
grin There's more
Mba-anugo - street
Awonmanma- street
Kerosene- bus stop
Akwusi-anubaogu- street (if you stop and na to fight be the next thing, very funny grin)
Iyiowaodoekpe- street

Kai onitsha no dey carry last sha grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by mcevans1(m): 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2012
~vicky~:


Monkey Villa is my area cool cool

Before u get to LASU abi?
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Azeesco: 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2012
OSOGBO
Idi seke _ dont knw d meaning
isale aro_
kobo ngbogboe _ mean everything is for kobo
Mafowuro sere_ dont play wt ur morning/early life
Asubiaro_ d area always like dye
alaba meta_ 3 hamlet
nd other funny str.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by anitank(f): 2:54pm On Aug 31, 2012
There's a popular junction in Benin called DAWSON, but people have renamed it to DANCING JUNCTION grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by yankidelta(m): 2:54pm On Aug 31, 2012
In Portharcourt and environs some areas like Oginigba,Rumukalagbor,Rumuokuta(sounds like stone in Yoruba lingo),Miniwachara(sounds Kung-fuish),Rumuepirikom(sounds like a prick coming),Okujagu(jazz-like sound)Ogbunabali(warrior sound)....and many more  can't re-call now

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 2:55pm On Aug 31, 2012
y2kaustin: ...Hey dearie,as in US!

No Us.....
berem: Most popular bus stops in lagos:
Pako
Araromi
Ile epo
Odu eran
Moshalasi
Church
Vulcanizer
Roundabout
Ile iwe
Car wash
Barracks
Bakery
Oja

Junction,
Lion
Akara Junction
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by masterpiecer(m): 2:56pm On Aug 31, 2012
in warri;

London OP
Alaka
Akara junction
Ibo market
Sand sand market
Small market
Slaughter market
Mechanic village
Hausa quaters
kolo kolo layout
Obire street(darkness street)
Little london
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 2:57pm On Aug 31, 2012
mc~evans:


Before u get to LASU abi?

no b4 u get to kirikiri
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by freecocoa(f): 3:01pm On Aug 31, 2012
Rumuodumaya
Rumuolumeni
Rumukurushi
Rumuibekwe
Elepranwo
Elelenwo
Nembe waterside
Big tree- bus stop
St john - bus stop

Na pitakwa things.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by ghetomum: 3:01pm On Aug 31, 2012
ABUJA WITH FUNNY NAME

NYANYAN

GWAGWALADA

ASOKORO

MARABA

KUBWA

GIRI

LUGBE
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by sammyjay441: 3:02pm On Aug 31, 2012
Alakara junction,
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by PaulJohn1: 3:03pm On Aug 31, 2012
Iyana chuch- ibadan, Oyo state
Iyana Mortuary- Abeokuta, Ogun state
Facebook International school- Ikorodu, Lagos state
Jay-Z pure water.
Sekona- Osun State
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Yeske2(m): 3:07pm On Aug 31, 2012
freecocoa: grin There's more
Mba-anugo - street
Awonmanma- street
Kerosene- bus stop
Akwusi-anubaogu- street (if you stop and na to fight be the next thing, very funny grin)
Iyiowaodoekpe- street

Kai onitsha no dey carry last sha grin
You forgot Ugwunabankpa street(what a mouthful), Ose market, Omagba but pronounced Omoba.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by bonna4u(m): 3:07pm On Aug 31, 2012
Ajoku street
Ogo-oke street
Transformer avenue
Dickson street
Okwunuka street
Ndi-nku street
Obasanjo road
Cherubim street
Messin street
Commotion bus-stop
Ahia goodmorning
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by PaulJohn1: 3:07pm On Aug 31, 2012
Iyana chuch- ibadan, Oyo state
Iyana Mortuary- Abeokuta, Ogun state
Facebook International school- Ikorodu, Lagos state
Jay-Z pure water.
Sekona- Osun State
Olodo grammar school
Orita mefa baptist church- Ibadan, Oyo state
Orita mefa baptist model school- Ibadan, Oyo state
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by diesel86: 3:09pm On Aug 31, 2012
ELEWURE ( He goat)
ABULE BUSTOP
GEGE
ITA MAYA ( outside don't branch)
IDI-OSE
OJU IRIN ( iron eyes )
ELEBU...
POPO YEMOJA......
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by freecocoa(f): 3:10pm On Aug 31, 2012
*Angle 90- junction
*Angwan shanu - Area

*Madalla
*Abaji
*Kwali
*Dagiri

Abuja
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by seunfly: 3:12pm On Aug 31, 2012
234GT: In Ibadan, they have idi arere, idi ayunre....
for peaple who does not undestand yoruba IDI ARERE means Flat big yansh, Idi AYURE mean yansh that saw can cut. While my own is 4 ogbomoso i has Orita naira (naira junction) oja wazo( 50 naira market) for ilorin, adabata( we buy shoe) opomalu( pillar of cow) ita kure( varander of this is death) ogbomosho under G, isale oro( lower part of fat/nylon) while ibadan orita aperin( juntion of we kill elephanta)

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by JSparrow(m): 3:12pm On Aug 31, 2012
Craziest I have heard "woman boku junction" in kubwa abuja
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by johnsluv: 3:13pm On Aug 31, 2012
Mummywater junction
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 3:15pm On Aug 31, 2012
While in Lagos I lived in Cocaine Avenue,FESTAC....In PHC I live in Cocaine village, but I dont do drug guys just a co-incidence grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 3:17pm On Aug 31, 2012
Apple junction after festac town
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by basisop(m): 3:19pm On Aug 31, 2012
Everywhere in Port Harcourt is "Rumu" something, no Parlour. grin

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by sododo(m): 3:22pm On Aug 31, 2012
I base in abuja these are names in my area, Giri,kubwa,Gwagwalada,Maraba Yayan,Lugbe and Gossa
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 3:23pm On Aug 31, 2012
freecocoa: Rumuodumaya
Rumuolumeni
Rumukurushi
Rumuibekwe
Elepranwo
Elelenwo
Nembe waterside
Big tree- bus stop
St john - bus stop

Na pitakwa things.

Freecocoa Tourist miniter u know evrywhere shocked, are you a donatus or a cheerful giver grin grin grin RODFLMAO
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by larride(m): 3:24pm On Aug 31, 2012
Mowe/Ibafo

Iboko - (only God knows d meaning)
Sefun-Elede - (pigs village)
Sefun-Ota - (enemies village)
Papa - (its sounds like father but the meaning is plain field)
Orimerunmu - (only God knows d meaning)
Olowoporoku - (rich man has killed death)
Olowotedo - (rich man has settled)
Pakuro - (break groundnut)
Lotto
Loburo
Imedu-nla
Imedu-alase
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by ariyebaba(m): 3:27pm On Aug 31, 2012
@ op January21,...................... U r damn right. I reside @ ilorin. As addendum to what op posted............ Here are my list...........

**Oyun.............. Pus

**Olopa eleshin...................police on horse smileysmiley

**Oke oyi.......................

**Fate.......................hold lips

**Tanke(along UNILORIN PS)........................... Who spoilt ?

**Ita ogunbo......................smiley

** oko erin................elephant p****k smileysmileycheesy

** sobi ......................... smiley

** oke kura................... smiley

smileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmiley
So much more............................
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by masterpiecer(m): 3:29pm On Aug 31, 2012
CHESSBOARD:

Freecocoa Tourist miniter u know evrywhere shocked, are you a donatus or a cheerful giver grin grin grin RODFLMAO

LWKMD4Hgrin grin grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 3:29pm On Aug 31, 2012
CHESSBOARD: While in Lagos I lived in Cocaine Avenue,FESTAC....In PHC I live in Cocaine village, but I dont do drug guys just a co-incidence grin
you better change your username to COCAINEBOARD
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by casestudy: 3:30pm On Aug 31, 2012
in yenagoa Bayelsa state: areas dey wey dem dey call: Biogbolo, Igbogene, Kpansia, Otio otio, okarki, Agudama, Yenezue, Yenegwe,
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by freecocoa(f): 3:30pm On Aug 31, 2012
CHESSBOARD:

Freecocoa Tourist miniter u know evrywhere shocked, are you a donatus or a cheerful giver grin grin grin RODFLMAO
I've lived in many cities man.tongue
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by freecocoa(f): 3:38pm On Aug 31, 2012
*Amawire
*Wetheral Road
*Douglas Road
*Azu NEPA- Area
*Ihiagwa- Area
*Amakaohia- Area
*Uzonmmiri- bus stop
*Ezieze- bus stop
*Nkaramoche -Area
*Umuezeawala - Area
*Cherubim- bus stop
*Pole - bus stop
*school gate - bus stop
*Akwaakuma- Area

Owerri na the place

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