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Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by omogenaija(f): 3:51pm On Apr 18, 2006
maki:

hey guys i'll soon be a star

watch out for me

i love nollywood

watch out for me to. I plan on working with nollywood in the furture.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Orikinla(m): 4:28pm On Apr 18, 2006
How many Nigerian films have you watched?
Not the cheap home videos from Nollywood.

Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Orikinla(m): 4:35pm On Apr 18, 2006
How many Nigerian films have you seen?

Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Orikinla(m): 4:40pm On Apr 18, 2006
How many Nigerian films have you watched? grin

Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by jayemkay(f): 6:23pm On Apr 18, 2006
that was really funny girl!
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by omogenaija(f): 6:25pm On Apr 18, 2006
wat was funny ?
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by omogenaija(f): 6:27pm On Apr 18, 2006
nollywood is on point
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Orikinla(m): 6:33pm On Apr 18, 2006
I have seen B movies worse than Nollywood movies.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by sade511(f): 8:07pm On Apr 18, 2006
GREED:

We've learned that mercedez is the best car.
I know it could be the oldest Mercedez and the "rich" man in the movie is rocking it like its a Hummer. cheesy


omogenaija:


Well as for me i will always buy nigerian movies because even if all of them suck because they keep me current with naija fashion and slang. and i get to see what naija looks like . one more thing i love about naija movies is even the trashiest movie has a lesson or moral.

Yeah me too.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by omogenaija(f): 8:14pm On Apr 18, 2006
IBB:

@omogenaija

just come down to naija and we can make all preparations for that. you're not so expensive!


now back to the topic.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by maki(f): 10:44am On Apr 19, 2006
there are not many port harcourt stars in nollywood

just few of them

are they saying we dont have good actors in port harcourt?

afterall Uniport produces the best actors and actresses in nigeria
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Orikinla(m): 5:40pm On Apr 19, 2006
Well RMD did not graduate from Uniport.
Saint Obi did not graduate from Uniport.
And Genevieve did not graduate from Uniport. grin
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by sade511(f): 8:11pm On Apr 19, 2006
lol
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by GREED(m): 8:14pm On Apr 19, 2006
Even when there's no talking in the car, we must watch the actor face for 10 minutes.

No matter how rich the villain is they never can buy better weapons.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by maki(f): 11:28am On Apr 20, 2006
Orikinla:

Well RMD did not graduate from Uniport.
Saint Obi did not graduate from Uniport.
And Genevieve did not graduate from Uniport. grin

i meant in theater arts angry

the people are not been given the chance to perform
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Orikinla(m): 11:58am On Apr 20, 2006
Most artistes in Nollywood still think they are acting on stage.
They don't know the difference between acting stage drama and motion pictures.
Theatre Arts in Nigeria is totally different from Theater Arts in America and Europe and most of the actors and directors in Nollywood are graduates of Drama from our local universities. They need to be trained in Motion Pictures or Film Making.

Most of the departments of Drama or Theatre Arts in Nigeria are not better than performance classes in America and Europe. That is why a popular Nollywood actor from one of our local universities does not know how to operate the mouse!
There is no High School student in America who is not computer literate and cannot surf the internet. And there are hundreds of thousands of Nigerian graduates who cannot operate the mouse.

Don't blame Nollywood artistes, producers and directors for their shortcomings.
Blame their poor education.

I hereby rest my case.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by maki(f): 3:35pm On Apr 20, 2006
hmmph undecided
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by LoverBwoy(m): 2:12am On Apr 21, 2006
Good Luck maki, we'll be watching out for you cheesy
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by maki(f): 1:19pm On Apr 21, 2006
Thanks LoverBwoy

Take a good look at my pictures again

because in no time you'll be seeing that face

in Nigerian Home Vidoes cool wink

VERY VERY VERY SOON!!!!!!
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by sade511(f): 8:09pm On Apr 21, 2006
Good Luck and I hope you that you will be one of the people who would help to make a POSITIVE change in Nollywood wink wink.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by dominique(f): 9:37pm On Apr 21, 2006
Another thing about nollywood movies is that sum1 always get slapped.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by dominique(f): 9:43pm On Apr 21, 2006
Another thing about nollywood movies is that sum1 always get slapped.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by dominique(f): 9:43pm On Apr 21, 2006
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Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by dominique(f): 9:44pm On Apr 21, 2006
Another thing about nollywood movies is that sum1 always get slapped.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Zahymaka(m): 4:02am On Apr 24, 2006
Fire is always unreal.

Pistols at best produce only smoke and a pathetic sound that a "knockout" sounds better than -- I've heard guns that sound like a breaking twig.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Priscila(f): 10:14am On Apr 24, 2006
All the poor gils get married to rich men in town!
A man must go back to village to find a wife
all girls in town are spoilt
they act till in heaven or hell
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by maki(f): 11:06am On Apr 24, 2006
its bit by bit

i know we'll get to the stage of no turning back
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Zahymaka(m): 1:55pm On Apr 24, 2006
maki:

its bit by bit

i know we'll get to the stage of no turning back

True rolleyes
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by IBBFan(m): 4:16pm On Apr 24, 2006
i wish nollywood success on that very looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ride.

my grand kids will be waiting for y'all in front!! wink
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by gbadex1(m): 5:05pm On Apr 24, 2006
Nollywood wey be chop clean mouth. What the Nigerian movie industry needs are veterans and not fucking illiterates marring the industry and producing cheap dirty, slap stick, bullshit videos day by day
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by diyobdw(f): 5:20pm On Apr 24, 2006
gbade. x:

Nollywood wey be chop clean mouth. What the Nigerian movie industry needs are[b] veterans[/b] and not fucking illiterates [/b]marring the industry and producing [b]cheap dirty, slap stick, bullshit videos day by day
so much beef lipsrsealed where u @? oh lagos just checking
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by rikkyjen(m): 7:47pm On Apr 26, 2006
In nollywood. a rich man's legal wife cannot conceive until he marries his girlfriend.

Its only in nollywood that women beg their husbands to go marry a second wife!!!

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