People go mad everywhere in Nollywood films.

when there's an accident the car never gets blown up or crushed

physically challenged people have their room upstairs   

We've learned the nurses don't know how to treat patients or what they're doing half the time.

I know iv learned some things especially English but you can't entirely trust nigerian movies when it comes to English

when u produce a film it is always also not a bad idea to be the director, Editor, lead Actor, location manager, writer
and during the appreciations you can even include yourself

LoverBwoy:

when u produce a film it is always also not a bad idea to be the director, Editor, lead Actor, location manager, writer
and during the appreciations you can even include yourself

LMAO thats how its done

also in nollywood it takes a whole family to make a movie

from the extras to the person who did the make everybod has the same last name

Nollywood is the mirror of Nigeria and Nigerians. And from what I have read on Nairaland, Nollywood is Nigeria.

“Time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters.”

- Margaret Peters

Woman have to cry and scream when they are sad!

Orikinla:

“Time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters.”- Margaret Peters

Well said

Nkiru Sylvanus' main part is to suffer, cry and in many years time have a breakthrough in life and become a BIG girl.

I learnt alotta pidgin 4rm dem nigerian movies lol

when something bad happens please don't cry or feel bad just faint!!

its been a long time ive seen people actually faint in real life but in nollywood 


ive also learnt u can't do a fiLM without involving your wife > saidi balogun n fathia balogun , baba suwe

a new wife to a married man is always is wicked
also

The mother inlaw who love are son will hate his girl friends/wife

Heh. How about this one:
- Most Nigerians drive expensive Jeeps and live in well-furnished Ikoyi mansions. Even when they are broke.

EzePromoe:
After 7 years?

I am working on an edit