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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:23am On Oct 08, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: walks into the bar. . . bingo and whiskey, here is your breakfast!!! *send my dogs after him*
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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:27am On Oct 08, 2012 |
neyshed: lost in d desert for 2yrs and back in d bar..still very much recognized wit all d dust and rashis..Ehnm.,Pot! Give me 2bottles of Limca make i take cool my body 1stney dear, would you like them cold or chilled? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:15am On Oct 08, 2012 |
Laitesmart:oga, the toast na double price oo |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by neyshed: 10:38am On Oct 08, 2012 |
both..and pot where are d old frndz?? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:54am On Oct 08, 2012 |
neyshed: both..and pot where are d old frndz??*serves him 2 bottles of Limca* er, they're still around. The hor.ny ones have relocated to Romance section. *pulls a chair and sits near him, observes closely his overgrown beards * |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by yuungzee: 6:58pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:35pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
yuungzee: am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 8:06pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
yuungzee: am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by footEhyah. When was d last tym u went 4 ur treatment? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 8:08pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Any musician in di*hiccups*..dii.i.s bar?... I wa.n.n.na danz! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 8:47pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Bar man/woman, i need a very hot tea with bread and bacon egg |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:47pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Laitesmart: Any musician in di*hiccups*..dii.i.s bar?... I wa.n.n.na danz!*starts tuning the radio* |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:41pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
larride: Bar man/woman, i need a very hot tea with bread and bacon eggwelcome sah, have a seat. **ushers him to a seat** **prepares his orders and places it on his table.** oga, make I bring straw for you to use drink the tea? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 9:58pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
jackpot: welcome sah, have a seat. Yes, thanks Where can i see some coloured yansh for here now? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:08am On Oct 09, 2012 |
larride:*finds him a straw* Where can i see some coloured yansh for here now? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 6:52am On Oct 09, 2012 |
jackpot: *starts tuning the radio*Ra what?? U no get money to invite pasuma cum do jump 4 u? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 2:11pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
Laitesmart:pasu wetin? We even plan on inviting Akon sef |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 4:31pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
jackpot: pasu wetin?No be only Acorn, na Amaize. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 4:48pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
just drove past this bar in ma escalade |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 5:44pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
*** Just strolling by...*** |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by neyshed: 7:16pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
Eehm! Come here ojeree..take dis bottles of limca away and go give me 2bottles of goldspot kiakia..come jackpot shey u dey write ham down? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:27pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
Laitesmart: |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:32pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
bright007: just drove past this bar in ma escaladetaxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:39pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: *** Just strolling by...***Efeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . longest time |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:52pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
neyshed: Eehm! Come here ojeree..take dis bottles of limca away and go give me 2bottles of goldspot kiakia..come jackpot shey u dey write ham down?*curses him inside my mind* *smiles and swaps the bottles of Limca to Goldspot, places on his table* |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 7:57pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
jackpot: Efeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . Lol! Looks like someone's Christmas came early eh? Okay, can I have my usual pls? And, I'd like to have that table by the window too. You know, just to make sure no one "tiffs" my bicycle again... |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:32pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: *serves her a bottle of Devil with a Hunch-back and a shot of BloodyMaria* |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:47pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
^^ Nah, you've given me the wrong drink. Take this back. I want a Devil on horseback and a shot of bloody Mary. And I WANT THAT TABLE BY THE WINDOW!! And, you need to clear off those agberos too! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:24pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: ^^ Nah, you've given me the wrong drink. Take this back.*puts on gospel-song and watches as the agberos begin disperse one-by-one* *ushers her to the table by the window* **serves her Devil on a horseback and a shot of bloody Mary** er sis, how market today? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:26pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
Efe, make I bring tumbler? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 10:24pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
Who park this old bicycle near my new toyota bajaj tricycle? i dey vex ooo Bar woman, give me 10 bottles of alomo bitters with chewing stick. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 11:11pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
larride: Who park this old bicycle near my new toyota bajaj tricycle? i dey vex ooooga sah, you neva pay for yesterday's tea, bread and bacon egg oo |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ajibel(m): 8:12am On Oct 10, 2012 |
*Saunters into bar with a cooler filled with cow dungs and for crates of who dey here? *no answer* *begins to serve myself the dungs into a ceramic plate,takes a glass cup and pours out chilled piss* *relaxes to listen to "free madness" pt 4 by terry g ft bin bagbo* |
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