Ben-10:
Bar-woman,what's selling the most here? I want to 'be among'.

vanishing cream

larride: Omg, i tell this woman say i no wan eat beans but she no listen to me , shey na fart i go use scatter this bar today ni God abeg no let make i fart today


release 4 hot farts

Thank God say na silent one.


Hello Bar, wetin dey now





****shifts my bottom to one corner and release another hot bomb****

Chrisbenogor: Can anyone by any chance point me to where I can read the legendary stories of AKpos?

larride:

Sorry, this is not a library, This is BAR-MOTEL JOINT

We have multi-colored yanshes and exotic wines and poisonous sorry delicious food.



Bar Man, abeg give me corn and garri make i enjoy myself.

Chrisbenogor:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so you nor fit use your highness eye tell me where Akpos dey?

larride:

Akpos dey inside grave... him don died.

Chrisbenogor:
Bros how many shekpe you don down wey you wan kill akpos so?

Efemena_xy: Meeting point for a collection of talent-less jokers.

Jackpot, as the er "reigning joker if the year" (I laugh in Greek), can't you trrrryyyyyyyy to come up with something remotely funny?

Aren't you gifted enough to get things moving here? Just something, anything to get people interested in this thread of yours??

larride:

Efemena_xy:

I never talk finish before you begin frown face. Read the rest of my post.

Besides, Jackpot deserves to be flogged in public for this atrocity of a thread.

No, lemme think... Jackpot, dem suppose tie you for back of moving trailer, make your body dey roll in motion for ground. What nonsense! And you dey happy for yourself??

Mtcheew!

Efemena_xy: Why should I?

Na me create this thread? Jackie nor get talent to do the right thing??

No. I prefer to be a by-stander. A critic.

larride:

So if all of us be by-stander na who go come light up this thread abi na only Jackie get the license to spice things up??

Make i no vex for you ooo

BTW, do you know where i can get some K-legged pork pepper-soup

jackpot: ^*pours her cold water for face*

Efe dear, wake up: you are sleep-walking!

Efemena_xy:

So is that the best you can come up with? "King of the Jokes Section"??

Efemena_xy: *** Ignores the s*h*i*t above her ***

na lie jor. The thing touch you small. . .

engrfcuksmtin: Breaks bottle on her head. Gives her overdose of brain cleaner

*goes over to him and leans my cute small head on his shoulders*
dear, can you imagine? She's throwing me verbal bombs because I'm much younger unlike her that looks like a sexy witch.

engineer dear, hope you ain't gonna stand and watch her bully me?

jackpot: *goes over to him and leans my cute small head on his shoulders*
dear, can you imagine? She's throwing me verbal bombs because I'm much younger unlike her that looks like a sexy witch.

engineer dear, hope you ain't gonna stand and watch her bully me?

larride: Disappointed in Jackie



So i no fit get K-legged pork pepper-soup for this bar??

Efemena_xy: Meeting point for a collection of talent-less jokers.

Jackpot, as the er "reigning joker if the year" (I laugh in Greek), can't you trrrryyyyyyyy to come up with something remotely funny?

Aren't you gifted enough to get things moving here? Just something, anything to get people interested in this thread of yours??

Or na only dirty, gutter talk you and your croonies sabi?