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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:37pm On Oct 23, 2012 |
Ben-10:vanishing cream |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Goodmeals(f): 12:51am On Oct 24, 2012 |
larride: Omg, i tell this woman say i no wan eat beans but she no listen to me , shey na fart i go use scatter this bar today ni God abeg no let make i fart today *runs out of bar* not ready 2 die young |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by codeine123: 7:52am On Oct 24, 2012 |
Walks into the bar after parking my range rover evoque 2012 model with leather seat, greets the people inside and order the barman to give everybody 2 bottles of grey goose and one point and kill. AS A CHAIRMAN WEY I BE!!! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Chrisbenogor(m): 10:05am On Oct 24, 2012 |
Can anyone by any chance point me to where I can read the legendary stories of AKpos? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 3:12pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Chrisbenogor: Can anyone by any chance point me to where I can read the legendary stories of AKpos? Sorry, this is not a library, This is BAR-MOTEL JOINT We have multi-colored yanshes and exotic wines and Bar Man, abeg give me corn and garri make i enjoy myself. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Chrisbenogor(m): 4:05pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
larride:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so you nor fit use your highness eye tell me where Akpos dey? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 4:28pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Chrisbenogor: Akpos dey inside grave... him don died. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Chrisbenogor(m): 5:11pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
larride:Bros how many shekpe you don down wey you wan kill akpos so? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 6:37pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Chrisbenogor: I don drink 10 Alomo bitters |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by engrfcuksmtin(m): 8:35am On Oct 27, 2012 |
Just received my order, home delivery service Sallah special
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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 10:42am On Oct 27, 2012 |
Ĥėļļő barman,i need my regulars...two bottles of subsidy bitters,a plate of cow wings peppersoup and lastly two heavy-duty multi-coloured yanshes... |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 11:52am On Oct 27, 2012 |
Meeting point for a collection of talent-less jokers. Jackpot, as the er "reigning joker if the year" (I laugh in Greek), can't you trrrryyyyyyyy to come up with something remotely funny? Aren't you gifted enough to get things moving here? Just something, anything to get people interested in this thread of yours?? Or na only dirty, gutter talk you and your croonies sabi? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 11:54am On Oct 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Meeting point for a collection of talent-less jokers. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 11:59am On Oct 27, 2012 |
larride: I never talk finish before you begin frown face. Read the rest of my post. Besides, Jackpot deserves to be flogged in public for this atrocity of a thread. No, lemme think... Jackpot, dem suppose tie you for back of moving trailer, make your body dey roll in motion for ground. What nonsense! And you dey happy for yourself?? Mtcheew! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 12:20pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Madam, we are sorry but this is not a court of Law Oya, light up this thread right now or less............................. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 12:35pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
Why should I? Na me create this thread? Jackie nor get talent to do the right thing?? No. I prefer to be a by-stander. A critic. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 12:53pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Why should I? So if all of us be by-stander na who go come light up this thread abi na only Jackie get the license to spice things up?? Make i no vex for you ooo BTW, do you know where i can get some K-legged pork pepper-soup |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 12:59pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
If a ship sinks, you blame the captain, not the crew members. This thread has no direction whatsoever. It's a lost cause and it portrays the Jokes Section in poor light. No one else is to blame here except Jackie. So he should "man-up" and take responsibility for this screw up of a thread. Shikena! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 2:39pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
^*pours her cold water for face* Efe dear, wake up: you are sleep-walking! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 2:45pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
larride:(Quote) (Report) 10,000 Likes (Like) |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 4:12pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
jackpot: ^*pours her cold water for face* So is that the best you can come up with? "King of the Jokes Section"?? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by engrfcuksmtin(m): 4:34pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:Breaks bottle on her head. Gives her overdose of brain cleaner
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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 4:36pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
*** Ignores the s*h*i*t above her *** |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:05pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: *** Ignores the s*h*i*t above her ***na lie jor. The thing touch you small. . . |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:46pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
engrfcuksmtin: Breaks bottle on her head. Gives her overdose of brain cleaner*goes over to him and leans my cute small head on his shoulders* dear, can you imagine? She's throwing me verbal bombs because I'm much younger unlike her that looks like a sexy witch. engineer dear, hope you ain't gonna stand and watch her bully me? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by engrfcuksmtin(m): 7:04pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
jackpot: *goes over to him and leans my cute small head on his shoulders*Takes a sip of AK47 Efemena_xy u are gone run for your life have just been offered what I Love most for your life. Ordered my bodyguard to chase her.... she ran towards the river and climbed a tree oooh she prefer to kill herself than to commit sucide....
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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 7:44pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
Disappointed in Jackie So i no fit get K-legged pork pepper-soup for this bar?? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bunmioguns(m): 8:13pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
larride: Disappointed in Jackie my prime minister. . Wht are u even doing in dis old nd stinking bar. . . .abeg come to our new bar with ultra modern facilities https://www.nairaland.com/1085976/offtopic-bar-joint-projaners-bg-barman#12721643 |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Truckpusher(m): 3:22am On Oct 28, 2012 |
who dey this bar ....*legs shaking*....chai where is this uselessful woman...*farts and leaves the bar* |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 7:59am On Oct 29, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Meeting point for a collection of talent-less jokers...efe,why u dey precipitate/halucinate for here...next time you do this,I will flog u with my rod...ok? |
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