Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,195,607 members, 7,958,845 topics. Date: Thursday, 26 September 2024 at 05:29 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) (84647 Views)
JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ / Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) / ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) ... (37) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:06am On Oct 10, 2012 |
^o boy, you ah dreaming. Wake up!!! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ajibel(m): 9:34am On Oct 10, 2012 |
Bar waiter(ess), u want some? It tastes er btw,are u a male or transgendered? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 12:16pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
larride: Who park this old bicycle near my new toyota bajaj tricycle? i dey vex ooo *** hitches up her kakhi shorts, takes off her head tie 'n ties it tightly around her waist, arms akimbo...*** Come, if you touch am eh!! If you just lay 1 finger on that my bah-si-kool eh!! jackpot: No. Wine glass. ***pats the extra seat at her table, smiling sweetly at him...*** Now come sit 'n tell aunty Efe how you managed to open up this bar? You get license for this place sef? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 1:15pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: No. Wine glass.*offers her a wine glass* ***pats the extra seat at her table, smiling sweetly at him...****catwalks to where she is and sits beside her* yes oo. We got C of O. We're licensed, registered and accredited to do business that's why it's stickeyed unlike the last unlicensed one by |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 2:49pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Lol! Cat walk ke! Tell me, what's with the gender change? Or you've been a lady all along, "trapped" in a man's body? Where did you get the operation done? In Brazil?? ** moves closer to Did they remove that stuff?? (coughs) er.. you know, the thingy down there...Did they take it off during your operation?? ** slowly runs her forefinger gently on, caressing You've still got your Adam's apple there oh! Didn't you have enough money to pay them, to complete the job?? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by alleviate2002us(m): 3:04pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Lol! Cat walk ke! LWTMB |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 6:04pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
jackpot: oga sah, you neva pay for yesterday's tea, bread and bacon egg ooOuch! Onigbese |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 6:07pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Lol! Cat walk ke!Haa! U don 4get Stella Obasanjo so soon? First of all.... |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:54pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Lol! Cat walk ke! ** slowly runs her forefinger gently on, caressingAdam apple ke? Mine is Eve's apple oo |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:21pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Lol! Cat walk ke! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Donlouise(m): 11:03pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Abeg na wetin una dey sell 4 dis bar parlour me jst enta town newly o! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 11:36pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
jackpot: oga sah, you neva pay for yesterday's tea, bread and bacon egg oo But i already wrote you a cheque now...... Abeg give me hot eba with egusi soup with no meat oo, no money for meat today. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 11:41pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Park your old bicycle for one corner jor or i go call LASTMA make dem come tow ham oooo |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:58am On Oct 11, 2012 |
larride:cheques for food? Bro, that's a no no oo *adjusts my gold RolexTM wristwatch* bro, better pay up tomorrow oh, else the thing go enter due-morrhage. *serves his orders* |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Donlouise(m): 9:17am On Oct 11, 2012 |
[b][/b]Lastma don dey TOLL bicycle |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 11:35am On Oct 11, 2012 |
...drives my escalade into bar and parks at V.I.P garage....turns down d blast from my speakers...highlights and walks majestically into bar... ...Signals d waiter for their menu...glances through and ticks (1)3 bottles of subsidy bitters (2)1 plate of cow wings peppersoup...hands it over to him...whispers into his eustachian tube...err..pls book me down for some multi-coloured yanshes.... |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:10pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
bright007: ...drives my escalade into bar and parks at V.I.P garage....turns down d blast from my speakers...highlights and walks majestically into bar...*serves him 3 bottles of Subsidy bitters* er, bro, you go wait smalll make I fry your pepper-soup ...whispers into his eustachian tube...err..pls book me down for some multi-coloured yanshes.... Lepa or Orobo Lightweight or heavyweight |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 12:46pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
^^ I thought this was a "decent" joint! Or is this a brothel, or what?? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 5:54pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: ^^ I thought this was a "decent" joint!....stands up and walks out of d VIP lounge to the general bar where efe is having a nice time cracking a bone...whether na 404 bone or isi-ewu bone,I no know.... Takes a sit beside her....passes my hand across her shoulders and presses my gucci agbada agains her succulent body.... ...err...efe..how is dat ya palm-wine tapping husband?hope he has fully recovered from d injuries he sustained from falling off that palm tree in ya backyard?...âm asking this in a good way? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 6:00pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
coughs and yanws |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 6:00pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
~vicky~:....haba...vicky,u wan swallow us?....if u are hungry,just raise up ya hand and indicate and celebrity like us will benevolently help you....oya barman give her anything she wants...add to my bill....imagine just coming to d general bar for just 5 minutes and someone wants to swallow me....SMGA (shakes my gucci agbada) |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:06pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: ^^ I thought this was a "decent" joint!Efe, ayaf not said anything bad oo it's still a "decent" joint. Any other thing na film-trick |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 7:41pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
bright007: ....haba...vicky,u wan swallow us?....if u are hungry,just raise up ya hand and indicate and celebrity like us will benevolently help you....oya barman give her anything she wants...add to my bill....imagine just coming to d general bar for just 5 minutes and someone wants to swallow me....SMGA (shakes my gucci agbada) who dash you celebrity? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 8:40pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Help oooooooooooooooooo MY NEW TOYOTA BAJAJ TRICYCLE HAS BEEN STOLEN I no go gree ooooooo |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 9:46pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
^^ Jackpot na prime suspect |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:08pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: ^^chei. . .see cover-up tactics oo. As if we no know pesin wey tie head-tie for waist come dey threaten. Hehehe |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 10:39pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: ^^ jackpot: chei. . .see cover-up tactics oo. Make una release my tricycle ooo unless i go unleash hell for this BAR-JOINT |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 12:33pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
bright007: **Smacks him fully in the face!** bright007: ...err...efe..how is dat ya palm-wine tapping husband?hope he has fully recovered from d injuries he sustained from falling off that palm tree in ya backyard?...âm asking this in a good way? You well so? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 12:35pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
jackpot: chei. . .see cover-up tactics oo. Liar! @Larride, a little birdie tells me our Jackie sold your tricycle to offset the money you dey owe am... abi you nor see as e dey smile for corner so? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ajibel(m): 5:08pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
do we have a television in this bar? i need to watch p.orn |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:18pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Ajibel: do we have a television in this bar? i need to watch p.orn ayama purrr dirty brat |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ajibel(m): 5:26pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
~vicky~: what haff i done na to warrant the insalt abi na bad thing *stand in front of me..maybe u could be my tv* |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) ... (37) (Reply)
Michael Jackson Jokes :-) The Ultimate Edition! - Sick Warning!!!! / When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! / Editorial Cartoons: Nasoweseeam
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 49 |