overdrive: That na better meat na God butter the man bread we dey find that kind meat for enugu here.

if it Iڪ an adult hippo, it can bite the man into 2 without breaking a sweat.

aryzgreat: even dinosaur is in our bedroom, when e sleep finish e go disafia!

Even elephant, python,gorilla & mice dey una room.

Imagine a cocrodile strugling for bedrooom space with you.omo na ceiling i for de live oh. :Dcocrodile de fight for independence nw oh

mallorca: LOL

this one no be lol matter o! But seriously Benue state still have wild animals in their forests.I can remember during my NYSC in Torkula in Guma LGA,Torkula is the home town of the Tor Tiv HRM Sir Alfred Akawe Torkula.that place be like all those villages them they show for documentary. I heard gorrilas and chimpanzees live on a hill near the village.no be small thing! I won't be surprised if the man is saying the truth!

*Ileke-IdI:
I hope no be mama Ngozi wey own mamaput down the street dem they mistake for hippo.

Nope na dat ϋя fat,big-hips momsy. U know, anytime she wear her black raincoat people de tink say na hippo

*peeping to see the hippopotamus*

We have hippos in cross river-abijan, close 2 ogoja and crocs in enugu/nkalagu area. We also have wild elephants in andoni/rivers state. Nigeria is loaded

ashmanpolo:


Nope na dat ϋя fat,big-hips momsy. U know, anytime she wear her black raincoat people de tink say na hippo

Rotfl!!!

ashmanpolo:


Nope na dat ϋя fat,big-hips momsy. U know, anytime she wear her black raincoat people de tink say na hippo

i don laf so tey i mess and shyt comot for my anus

Ileke-IdI:


Rotfl!!!

Lmao till I finally crash

if them see hippo they go sabi am?

Do these new occupant pay tenement fees? are they paying their rent?

Suswam should deport them to Enugu State

When I go shout na wen the flood go carry Hipopo Haram come ma side

berem: Abeg anybody wey see Lion and Tiger for im house make we know! The flood don carry all the wild animals comot for jungle come enter pesin house! Wahala dey o!

Lol No tiger in africa ßŮϯ hippo are other of τhe ƉăŸ Benue, large ones for Ŧħåϯ matter

what of George of the jungle, wia d flood carry am go?

plendil: if them see hippo they go sabi am?

I saw a very beautiful mammy water around my kitchen too dis morning

*Ileke-IdI:
I hope no be mama Ngozi wey own mamaput down the street dem they mistake for hippo.

No, na mama Ileke-Idi wey dey sell mamaput 4 Idumota underbridge be dat.

*Ileke-IdI:
I hope no be mama Ngozi wey own mamaput down the street dem they mistake for hippo.

weak

plendil: if them see hippo they go sabi am?

Τhe guy said hippo! Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§ hippo are many in Nigeria. Go Ť☺ Benue Ɣ☺Ʊ will see them in south of river Benue

Todaynatoday: h i p for the hip for the hip
p o p o for the hippopo
and t a m u s for the hippopotamus.
HIPPOPOTAMUS!

olodo, na so dem teach u

Correction;

H.I.P for the hip for hipopo, P.O.P.O.... Abeg no time joor!

Ranks007: Two weird statement there: I hope when its tired it will leave my house

People should wait for instructions to return when the flood is leveled...that is I have to wait for instructions frm govt b4 going back to my house...it sounds silly just like the man above leaving his house to a hippo..

Illegal tender...see good meat

Have U̶̲̅ seen a hippo b4? U̶̲̅ think say na rabbit picture ∂ very big cow, hippo is twice Ŧħåϯ size.

alaoeri: What about mermaids.

As baba fela

BBC make una never start

Someone needs to show them what a Hippo looks like - just to make sure that's what they saw. Personally, I don't think I'll live to tell the story if I ever encounter anything this ugly in my own home. Such lethal ugliness cannot be survived. . .na to die straight.

pro01: Someone needs to show them what a Hippo looks like - just to make sure that's what they saw. Personally, I don't think I'll live to tell the story if I ever encounter anything this ugly in my own home. Na to die straight.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/840698_Hippo_gif22b8f0447b700b3f8af83b809c288d7d

That hippo looks better and weighs lighter than the mama Ngozi across my street.

@Post

Trust BBC to exaggerate things and blow it out of proportion.

wonderpool hiphippo don turn to landlord crocs de fancy yeriba gateman

Don't mind them, A Tiv man who sees a Hippopotamus will only tell the story after roasting and eating it's meat. Hippopotamus my foot. The didn't see nothing

Seriously!!! So reptiles now occupy peoples home ,what is the world turning into *Hipo is now landlord while landlord is a refuge God help us

emeka.D.:
Chai BBC! Hippos ke

Na true o! I bin dey dere.. Na d hippo be dis!

See potential meat for inside him house, the man dey complain

See me oo! I nor go outside go fiind meat, instead na meat come find me for inside my own house!! Chei!!! That guy na mumu