eyonigger:

iice, I gota have u, where iz u located hottie?

I am beyond your planet.
Does that line really work?

Tgirl4real:

I don't see what d big deal is. Why should u play hard to get. It's either u are interested or not. If u like d chap, but u aint ready to date him cos u wanna know him more, then tell him straight as it is. Tell him u prefer to be his friend while u watch how things go. If you don't like him and u dont wanna go ahead with it, then tell him as nicely as u can. No point trying to be difficult or playing hard to get.

A lot of babes give guyz d wrong impression by fronting. Most guyz believe that when a lady says NO then she means yes secretly . . . rubbish

eyonigger:

iice, what makes u think u are below my planet?lol, Cmon gurl brace ur ego up and make a brother feel ur untouchable. U getting the opposite of what u claimed right? Thats cus ur claim makes it obvious that ur inferior, u be the kind gurl wey go form so tey, when person see u in person, u go wowo die!! Ur just intelligent, thats one thing I observe bout u now.

eyonigger:

iice, what makes u think u are below my planet?lol,  Cmon gurl brace ur ego up and make a brother feel ur untouchable. U getting the opposite of what u claimed right? Thats cus ur claim makes it obvious that ur inferior, u be the kind gurl wey go form so tey, when person see u in person, u go wowo die!! Ur just intelligent, thats one thing I observe bout u now.

Well that was.  .  .predictable.  
Do try again I believe this the part i break into some senseless tirade, something to maybe refute the usual comments.

Here goes.  .  .


that's the best i could muster up

iice:

Well that was.  .  .predictable.  
Do try again I believe this the part i break into some senseless tirade, something to maybe refute the usual comments.

Here goes.  .  .


that's the best i could muster up

eyonigger:

iice, enough of ya jaw breaking grammar, coz thats the best u can muster up. I like u gurl, I apologize for what I said.

Apologize for what? Do i sound offended?
It takes alot to offend me
The best i could muster up was this

Archilles:

@Poster,
Why wont a lady form hard to get when a guy go just wake up for morning, going abt his "normal" business. Suddenly he sees a lady for the first time, step up to her and starts saying he loves her at first sight!! Him na D'banj? Nonsense.

But then, some ladies take d thing too far ooo. Make guy toast girl for 10 months, yes, she no talk; no she no talk. she just put the guy for "is coming". Haba, e shanu aje. Owo oniru, owo oniyo lo fi ra aso to wo now. Have mercy.

rofl