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Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Temi231(f): 9:36am On Nov 15, 2012
Here are some of lies sugar coated mouth Nigeria Men tell to women:

'You are very beautiful' What he means ' You stimulate me and i want to have sex with you.
'I love you' He means 'I lust you and i want to drop your guard and let me have all your "sweet treats".
'I really want to settle down with you' He means I'm tired of chasing women after Sex, i want you to be there waiting for me anytime i want it.
' I've been celibate since we broke up' Meaning he cant find woman to give him sex.

More roll in please!!!!

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Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by abbeycial: 9:56am On Nov 15, 2012
tell me u dnt luv those comments weneva dey r thrown on u by guyz?
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by abbeycial: 9:57am On Nov 15, 2012
she who dosent buy lie can neva buy d truth.
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by candieangel12(f): 10:03am On Nov 15, 2012
I want to marry you, he really means he wants that punny grin
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Temi231(f): 11:17am On Nov 15, 2012
You are the sugar in my tea, bread in my butter; all na mouth
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by DExplorer1: 11:18am On Nov 15, 2012
Someone is so sick and needs healing.
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by xynerise: 11:19am On Nov 15, 2012
candieangel12: I want to marry you, he really means he wants that punny grin
You know he was lying yet u gave him your pathetic punny, undecided
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Temi231(f): 11:22am On Nov 15, 2012
D-Explorer:
Someone is so sick and needs healing.

Men are sick A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊ they need serious healing.
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by DExplorer1: 11:25am On Nov 15, 2012
Temi 23:

Men are sick A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊ they need serious healing.
Babe, type that in English.
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Temi231(f): 11:32am On Nov 15, 2012
D-Explorer:

Babe, type that in English.
You are sick dude.
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by DExplorer1: 11:40am On Nov 15, 2012
Temi 23:
You are sick dude.
LOOOLOOLOL. Punk!
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Don4life: 11:54am On Nov 15, 2012
Temi 23:

Men are sick A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊ they need serious healing.
hmmmm
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Mynd44: 12:02pm On Nov 15, 2012
Thread currently derailed
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Temi231(f): 12:15pm On Nov 15, 2012
Without you my life is incomplete..... All Na wash
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Rocktation(f): 12:20pm On Nov 15, 2012
Naija men are so in for it, this period.
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by xynerise: 12:33pm On Nov 15, 2012
Rocktation: Naija men are so in for it, this period.
and its working for them tongue
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by DExplorer1: 12:36pm On Nov 15, 2012
Temi 23: Without you my life is incomplete..... All Na wash
You must have suffered in silence. How many years babe? grin
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Temi231(f): 12:46pm On Nov 15, 2012
D-Explorer:

You must have suffered in silence. How many years babe? grin
I pity you D-Explorer. You made me to suffer now. Are you not the man.

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Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:47pm On Nov 15, 2012
"I Love You!" Like dude how can you love someone you don't know

"I want to marry you" Dudes keep it real! don't come at a lady with that crap cus it's getting old and boring!
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Mynd44: 12:48pm On Nov 15, 2012
I can bet that half the guys on the OP's street have slept with her
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by 190theclown: 12:50pm On Nov 15, 2012
Who Opened the-Cage

Who did angry angry
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by DExplorer1: 12:52pm On Nov 15, 2012
Temi 23:
I pity you D-Explorer. You made me to suffer now. Are you not the man.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Sweets, go get binoculars. I know you need healing grin
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Temi231(f): 12:54pm On Nov 15, 2012
Mynd_44: I can bet that half the guys on the OP's street have slept with her
Well I think that's the way they have been sleeping with your sisters in your street. Mad guy
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Mynd44: 12:55pm On Nov 15, 2012
Temi 23:
Well I think that's the way they have been sleeping with your sisters in your street. Mad guy
But my sisters have not heard such lies na. For you to know that those are lies, they must have worked on you and the you realised that's it is a lie.

Pele your puny must have worn out by now
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Temi231(f): 12:55pm On Nov 15, 2012
D-Explorer:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Sweets, go get binoculars. I know you need healing grin

Go and get a life.
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Don4life: 12:56pm On Nov 15, 2012
ThoniaSlim: "I Love You!" Like dude how can you love someone you don't know

"I want to marry you" Dudes keep it real! don't come at a lady with that crap cus it's getting old and boring!
shocked shocked shocked :oThonia Love! u r back? kiss
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Temi231(f): 12:58pm On Nov 15, 2012
Mynd_44:
But my sisters have not heard such lies na. For you to know that those are lies, they must have worked on you and the you realised that's it is a lie.

Pele your puny must have worn out by now

I pity you for you know not what you are saying.
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Mynd44: 12:59pm On Nov 15, 2012
Temi 23:

I pity you for you know not what you are saying.
I pity your worn out puny.
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Don4life: 1:02pm On Nov 15, 2012
oya its alright wiv the punny nd wateva u guyz cal it... no fighting
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Temi231(f): 1:03pm On Nov 15, 2012
Mynd_44:
I pity your worn out puny.

Well I know your kind. Irresponsible and unmannered men like you always exhibit your character anywhere, everywhere so am not surprised at all your response.
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by Mynd44: 1:05pm On Nov 15, 2012
Temi 23:

Well I know your kind. Irresponsible and unmannered men like you always exhibit your character anywhere, everywhere so am not surprised at all your response.
And you have been spreading your legs to them since right?
Re: Stupid Lies That Nigeria Men Tell by DExplorer1: 1:08pm On Nov 15, 2012
Temi 23:

Go and get a life.
Huh?

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