Nice read but for d alpha male part which I think is bullshit

Sagamite:

I am sure too.



I don't have to deal with Naija guys, I am straight.

I don't have to deal with Naija girls, I am straight too. If we are going to keep it real about one...we need to keep it real about all.

Naija girls learn from Naija boys on how to act in public...after all Naija is a man's country.

Loveangel: They do my dear,it's a norm in Nigeria society.most women believe it is a man's duty to provide all the time.my girlfriend is a banker and probably earns higher but yet she still yells for money like a wet p**sy yells for a d**ck.

Why do you think Nigerian women believe it is a man's duty to provide? who is telling them those things? Exactly! If you have men prancing around beating their chests talking about independent women are dykes and hoes and should depend on men for survival...WHY WOULDN'T THEY NOT THINK MEN SHOULD PROVIDE?!!!!!!

IT ALSO DOESN'T HELP WHEN THE MOTHERS ARE IN THEIR EARS FROM BIRTH TO ADULT! Let place blame where it should be!

Sagamite:

You are a person!

Since when did you have a brain to even be observant?

You think your brain works?

Oh yeah chap! You sure gonna clap at my folly because you got dead cells. LOL

Dude, change those cheap punks around you and walk up to a real naija girl and have the feeling of substance. Not those cheap things. I'm sure you know what am talking about kiddo?

born2fuck: thank 190 for saying the truth, if a man is broke in nigeria, respect is automatically lost from a woman

Even if she want to respect you out of the love you both have shared, you may not be too bold to correct her on an obvious mistakes and also the bad influence of some friends and family members.

Mrs.Chima:


I don't have to deal with Naija girls, I am straight too. If we are going to keep it real about one...we need to keep it real about all.

Naija girls learn from Naija boys on how to act in public...after all Naija is a man's country.

Nah, the only Naija guys you can attribute such blame to are fucktards like D-Explorer and Dondav.

https://www.nairaland.com/1021440/men-always-been-petty-missing/6#11931871

D-Explorer:

Oh yeah chap! You sure gonna clap at my folly because you got dead cells. LOL

Dude, change those cheap punks around you and walk up to a real naija girl and have the feeling of substance. Not those cheap things. I'm sure you know what am talking about kiddo?

No, person, what needs to happen is for you to book yourself in for a lobotomy so you can be more observant.

It is not great to be as dumb as you are.

Such dumbness makes you not worship your God. And we know who your God is.

Sagamite:

Nah, the only Naija guys you can attribute such blame to are fucktards like D-Explorer and Dondav.

https://www.nairaland.com/1021440/men-always-been-petty-missing/6#11931871

You gon take this D-explorer?

Mrs.Chima:


You gon take this D-explorer?

He better!

[Sharpens his knives]

Sagamite:

No, person, what needs to happen is for you to book yourself in for a lobotomy so you can be more observant.

It is not great to be as dumb as you are.

Such dumbness makes you not worship your God. And we know who your God is.

Oh yeah man, i know my God. The Big Man upstairs right? Saga, you're my fish, i know how to fry you. Now, bow to your King, dude.

Its a good write up.
The best way to be an Alpha male is to have your own source of income, make plenty money and have the right connection.
Most at times the kind of jobs one does may not make him look so Alpha.

Mrs.Chima:


You gon take this D-explorer?

He's a lunkhead! I tame man-bitçhes like him

D-Explorer:

Oh yeah man, i know my God. The Big Man upstairs right? Saga, you're my fish, i know how to fry you. Now, bow to your King, dude.

You are a person!

The Big Man upstairs has told you to use a medium: Me. I am your equivalent to Jesus. Worship fooool!.

Now lets start the abattior process.

Okay, tell me the Naija girls you claim to move with. The ones that are not cheap punks.

person is about to be slayed.

Don't run as usual!

D-Explorer:

He's a lunkhead! I tame man-bitçhes like him

person, you run like a bitçh all the time.

D-Explorer:

Oh yeah man, i know my God. The Big Man upstairs right? Saga, you're my fish, i know how to fry you. Now, bow to your King, dude.

Where you dey since na?

Na money yab man no be woman

D-Explorer:

He's a lunkhead! I tame man-bitçhes like him

it looks like he is taming you.

cdamsel: does it look like I ve plans 2 know u?4 all those una hungry girls way una dey meet,my father's pension is ur yearly salary,tell me wat more u ve 2 offer,even if I don't work 2day,I ve an inheritance so pls Bleep off jare :-
my vibrator works way beta dan ur dick dat looks like dat of a toothpick

Pls is your father Dangote?
Pls who is your father?
Who on nairaland knows ya father?



Kindly answer these Questions or STFU!

Mrs.Chima:


it looks like he is taming you.

Watch the bitçh run!

Sagamite:

You are a person!

The Big Man upstairs has told you to use a medium: Me. I am your equivalent to Jesus. Worship fooool!.

Now lets start the abattior process.

Okay, tell me the Naija girls you claim to move with. The ones that are not cheap punks.

person is about to be slayed.

Don't run as usual!

Ho, ho. I like frying you punk. You're one dumbas$ that makes a person a king. I rule over you, kiss my feet boy and don't let me say that again. You don't wanna know who your King move with, do you? You want your head on my golden plate? Gosh, I scared you? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sagamite:

person, you run like a bitçh all the time.

I can't stop frying you dumbo

ifihearam:


Where you dey since na?

Chai! The igwe1 of Politics section. I gentle o

Mrs.Chima:


it looks like he is taming you.

Nah! I know how to educate toddlers on matters arising. LOL

D-Explorer:

Ho, ho. I like frying you punk. You're one dumbas$ that makes a person a king. I rule over you, kiss my feet boy and don't let me say that again. You don't wanna know who your King move with, do you? You want your head on my golden plate? Gosh, I scared you? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

You are a delusional person!

Tell me the Naija girls you claim to move with. The ones that are not cheap punks.

Odenigbo Aroli:

And why would I mess with a woman that's about as rich as I'm. ?? Do you know that most rich women are mostly unhappy??

Hmm so rich women are unhappy and broke girls are gold diggers, WHAT DO U WANT?

«follows»

Sagamite:

You are a delusional person!

Tell me the Naija girls you claim to move with. The ones that are not cheap punks.

You gonna start thinking dude. You just might regret the years you've wasted if i give you their attributes. Damn! Punk, roll with clean and classy naija girls, we got them all around the world. Oh you broke? LOL. I remain your King, nothing more bloody lunkhead *unfollows thread*

Who gives a F(U)CK if they lose respect for men!.........ABEGI NEXT JOR!

what is it with all these rules for men to please women on nairaland front page of recent? u Nigerian women really think our worlds revolve around u to the extent we have nothing better to do than study a phd course on what u like and dont like? now let me tell u this once and for all and i dont care if it pisses yall off: A real man only see's women as leisure and a reward for his success and not the 'main thing' in his life when there is money to be made out there. so u crazy nairaland girls can stop withh all these self centred posts on Nairaland.

hornipipe: «follows»

D-Explorer, people do love blood.

They are here to watch the blood sport.

D-Explorer,

If you give an answer that lacks logic, I'll slaughter you!

If you lack objectivity or I think you are lacking objectivity, I'll slaughter you!

If you give an answer that lacks sense, I'll slaughter you!

In fact, you're gonna have to work absolutely bleeping hard not to be slaughtered, D-Explorer.

Now do you understand everything I just said?

[Pauses for the foool's acknowledgement]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Because if you DON'T . . . . . . . . . I'll slaughter you!

Now, Mr conjectures and sophisms, you may . . . . enlighten me.*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWhnZI_GIgg

D-Explorer:

You gonna start thinking dude. You just might regret the years you've wasted if i give you their attributes. Damn! Punk, roll with clean and classy naija girls, we got them all around the world. Oh you broke? LOL. I remain your King, nothing more bloody lunkhead *unfollows thread*

person, answer the question.

Tell me the Naija girls you claim to move with. The ones that are not cheap punks.

Don't be a pucci.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs39_dGIlWo

akintun: I don't think rich men care if their women respect them.

Am telling you!!!