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Re: No Long Thing by tytylayor: 4:16pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
ponshon baba isale |
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 4:26pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
hmmmm dere seem 2 be lots of names for this LONG THING |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 8:36am On Feb 19, 2008 |
diff ppl, diff names |
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 9:09am On Feb 19, 2008 |
so wht name does kay has for d LONG THING |
Re: No Long Thing by tytylayor: 11:44am On Feb 19, 2008 |
kronkytin |
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 11:53am On Feb 19, 2008 |
ohhhh, dats a good ONE |
Re: No Long Thing by clemcykul(f): 11:55am On Feb 19, 2008 |
chei! lol |
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 11:59am On Feb 19, 2008 |
so wht name does clemcy has for it |
Re: No Long Thing by clemcykul(f): 1:16pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
well the name i have it is unspeakable |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 1:21pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
it's called kronk-rod |
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 1:42pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
clem she na so |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 7:05am On Feb 21, 2008 |
na clem u dey ask? na she help me name am? lola, ma ri si mi joooooo |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 7:07am On Feb 21, 2008 |
I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password. Now you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect. So when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in " p3nis ". I nearly fell off my chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied: ****PASSWORD REJECTED. TOO SHORT.**** |
Re: No Long Thing by tytylayor: 7:12am On Feb 21, 2008 |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 7:31am On Feb 21, 2008 |
don't tell me u don't undastand dat. . . . . . . . . |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 8:01am On Feb 21, 2008 |
how come a rose is still called a rose, and pshew . . . . . . . .fck it . . . here's the most comprehensive vagina nickname list in the world!!!!!! 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Re: No Long Thing by Nobody: 8:02am On Feb 21, 2008 |
thats a lot of names |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 8:13am On Feb 21, 2008 |
choose which ever suits your thingy |
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 8:32am On Feb 21, 2008 |
hmm, na wah ooo, all dese kind names 4 only one thing |
Re: No Long Thing by clemcykul(f): 9:11am On Feb 21, 2008 |
clems-ROD A K A *bla bla bla* |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 9:18am On Feb 21, 2008 |
Re: No Long Thing by folly69(m): 9:35am On Feb 21, 2008 |
mine is my best freind his name is follylongstroke aka DA DRILLER |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 9:40am On Feb 21, 2008 |
Strange Euphemisms for Male Masturbation NA LONG THING ISSUE UNA DEY NOW! ABI? Abusing the wicked stick Adjusting the antenna Aiding and abetting a known felon Applying the hand brake Arguing with Henry Longfellow Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Audition your hand puppet Backstroke roulette Badgering the witness Barking up the wrong tree Bash the candle Basting the ham Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger Being rough with the sex stick Be your own best friend Beat the bishop Beat the bologna Beat the dummy Beat the meat Beat the pud Beat the stick Beat up your date Beef tips stroking off Bleed the weed Blow your own horn Bludgeon the beefsteak Bop the bologna Bop the bonzo Box the Jesuit Box with Richard Brushing up on your typing skills Buff the banana Bugger your hand Building upper-body strength Burp the baby Burp the worm Butter the corn Calling down for more mayo Calling in the secret service Caning the vandal Caulking the cracks in the bathroom tile Charm the snake Check for testicular cancer Cheese off Choke Kojak Choke the chicken Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come Clamp the pipe Clean your rifle Cleaning out your account Clear the snorkel Climb the tree Closet Frisbee Combing the hair on your bald pig Sally Combing your hair Communing with nature Consulting with your silent partner Corral your tadpole Couch hockey for one Crank the love pump Crank the shank Crimp the wire Crown the king Crushing pop cans in the dark Cuddle the kielbasa Cuff the carrot Daisy-chaining Dancing in the dragon's fiery breath Dancing with the one-eyed sailor Date Miss Michigan Date Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters Date Rosie Palm and her five sisters Debugging the hard drive Defrosting the fridge Digital penile oscillation Discovering your own potential Distributing free literature Do handiwork Do it your way Do the janitor thing Do the white knuckler Doing your homework Drain the monster Dry humping the ottoman |
Re: No Long Thing by seun001(m): 9:45am On Feb 21, 2008 |
[size=20pt]wow![/size] where u ddey get all this kain names from, |
Re: No Long Thing by folly69(m): 9:46am On Feb 21, 2008 |
hmmm i think sauce pan boy will find dis most interesting |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 10:05am On Feb 21, 2008 |
there is still more to come just relax and enjoy. . . . . . i no talk say make u do am oh |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 10:08am On Feb 21, 2008 |
Eating grapes with the one-armed man Electing the President Engage in safe sex Exercise one's right Exercising your right to privacy Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love Feed the ducks Feeding bologna to the Smurfs Feeling your way around Fiddle the flesh flute Firing the pound gun Fishing with dynamite Fist your mister Five knuckle shuffle Flick your Bic Fling your phallus Flip the bishop Flipping your omelet Flog the bishop Flog the dolphin Flog the dong Flog the log Flog the mule Flogging the egg man Fly fishing handle your flagpole Free Willy Frost the pastries Frosting your maple bar Frying up the corndog Gallop the old lizard Gardening with the golden trowel Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion Get a date with Slick Mittens Get the German soldier marching Get to know yourself Get your pole varnished Give it a tug Give your low five Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh Go blind Go on a date with Fisty Palmer Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela Go the blow Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head Submitted by Jake W. Goose the gherkin Grease the pipe Greasing the three-legged cow Hand job Hard labor Have one off the wrist Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college Hitchhike to heaven Hitchhike underneath the big top Hitting too close to home Hoisting your own petard Hold the bishop Hold the sausage hostage Holding your own Hone the cone Honk your horn Hosing down the driveway Hotfooting it to the nearest exit Hug the hog Hump your hose Investing in pork bellies Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell Jack hammer Jazz yourself Jerk Jamby Jerk the gherkin |
Re: No Long Thing by tytylayor: 10:10am On Feb 21, 2008 |
kronky-rod, wia u c all these |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 10:13am On Feb 21, 2008 |
i know say na this kain things yu dey like |
Re: No Long Thing by tytylayor: 10:44am On Feb 21, 2008 |
so far na long thing |
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 12:23pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
omo, dis long thing issue don dey get really realy longggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg |
Re: No Long Thing by kronkykay(m): 2:08pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
LETS CONTINUE WHERE WE STOPPED! SHALL WE? Left to your own devices Letting the cat out of the bag Liquidating the inventory Locking the bathroom door Look for ticks Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne Lope the mule Love the Muppet Love's labors lost Lubricating the love monkey Make a foreskin cone Make instant pudding Make the bald man puke Making a cash withdrawal Making chowder with sailor Ned Making it up as you go along Making magic with leftovers Making soup Making the bald man cry Making the bread rise Making the world safe for democracy Mangle the midget Manipulate the mango Manual labor Manual override Master Bacon, meet Rosie Hancock Meat with Mother Thumb and her four daughters Milk the lizard Milk the moose Milk the self Mount a corporal and four Much goo about nothing Nerk your throbber Null the void Oil the glove Onan's olympics One gun salute One man band One-night-stand with yourself Opening the flood gates Pack your palm Paddle the pickle Paint the ceiling Paint the pickle Painting the flag pole Painting the picket fence Palm the calm Paying at the turnpike Peel the banana Perform diagnostics on your man tool Pet the lizard Pip the pumpkin Play a little five-on-one Play a one-stringed guitar Play five against one Play in a one-man show Play peek-a-boo Play pocket pinball Play pocket pool Play tag with the pink torpedo Play the skin flute Play tug-o-war with Cyclops Play Uno Playing it safe Playing the one-stringed melody Playing the single-string air guitar Plugging in the toaster Plunk your twanger Polish Percy in your palm Polish the family jewels Polish the helmet Polish the rocket Polish the rock-hard staff of St. Peter Polish the sword Pound off Pound the bald-headed moose Pound the pud Pound your flounder Pounding the fence post Prepare the carrot Prime the pump Pull rank Pull the bologna pony Pull the carrot Pull the goalie Pull the pole Pull the Pope Pull the pud Pull your own leg Pull your taffy Pulling your own weight Pulling yourself up by your own bootstrap Pump the python Pump the stump Punch the clown Punch the munchkin Punish Percy in your palm Putting your best foot forward Putting your foot down Putting your thumb in the porridge Raining on your parade Ram the ham Relishing your hot dog Riding the five-legged pony Roll your own Rolling it off the lot Romeo and himself Rope the pony Rope the Pope Rub one out Rub the pink eraser Rubbing Buddha's tummy Run off a batch by hand |
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