I'm sure my wife can never buy me a bra.

greatgod2012: i cant buy him a condom!

It cud be for ur protection as well.... Smart guls now carry such around these days.

"You have a new nairaland PM"........ how do I access it ?, I can only see dismiss.... not receiving anytyn in ma mail

Pants and that thing dem de use hold boobs. God forgive any gurl wey go expect me to buy those things for her. Infact seeing those 2 items irritates me.

Our fathers never taught us to buy undies for any woman. And yes am still living in 1920.

Anytin wud go,as far as it is something he need at dat point in time,but certainly not something of ill-quality else d guy go just finish me with mouth,,,lol,

reeeT: I cnt buy him a house or a car..Gbam...

SMH.. Babe, it is either say you nova touch money or love nova touch you when money dey your hand.
you will even buy an estate for him.
babes wey dey do am no be Jazz.. no be Jazz at all.

bandiejay: BB [size=13pt]( black BRA)[/size]

I have no partner.

Nnamdini: An ak-47
Poision chalice
A vibrator
A horror movie
Love charm
Ogogoro
Artificial finger nails

Laugh wan wonjure me

walaihi i cant neva buy her black-burry

A gun.cus by the time i get on her bad side,d next tin is kpo kpo kpo,u knw d rest!

Fairly used things!

For me I can't buy her myself since I am the only one in the universe that is myself original. But can buy any other thing I can afford

I cant buy her sanitary pad. She cant even ask me. Those things freak the hell out of me.

​i cnt buy her garri ijebu... It's too costly!

I can't buy her Yerrow Lange Lover Sport

Cant buy her vote.

hot n cold: For me it has to be undies ,call me old fashion,un romantic man,bla bla.I can't imagine myself(don't see me as an egoist person)going to a boutique or wherever to buy a dozen of undies for my woman as a sign of my undying love for her or being romantic.It just doesn't work for me.

So let's have yours .Please don't spoil the fun by derailing this thread.

Are u for real? But u do admire her panties??

afam4eva: I can't buy her a house. Infact it's very stup1d of me to do so.

But if she buys a house for u,u would take abi? Or if she owned a house b4 u met her,u'd want to go live with her,abi?

I cant't buy her a Love Machine,no matter say my kini is very brief!
Hey guys, can u buy ur wife a Love Machine,like a very large one,just so she could satisfy her sexual urge IN D HOUSE?

i cnt buy her blackberry

I can never buy the true love I have for him...as money can’t buy true love...

greatgod2012: i cant buy him a condom!

gal be lik say, you dey like jogodo? i dey ooooooooh!!!!!!!!!

Adult toys when am alive and kicking

Case33:
But if she buys a house for u,u would take abi? Or if she owned a house b4 u met her,u'd want to go live with her,abi?

My house is her house and her house is mine, so why should she buy a house for me. Infact, if she does it, i'll start planning on how to divorce her. Rubbish.

I cannot get her an old fashioned clothe ,I give her d best cos she needs it oooooooo

poisen,alcohol,cigarette

I can never buy her v.I.b.rator