I'd love to be able to b*tchslap the coterie of mor.ons who throng Nairaland right from my computer

this is witchcraft na! .....just thinking aloud

@ ajanlekoko

^you didnt use to be this nasty, what happened?


or did i have a wrong impression of you.

just wondering, no biggie.

ivili: (1)read mind(2)manipulate people"s mind(3)teleport myself to anywere i wish(4)control the air and (5)be able to create my own humans(i"ll hav my own army and my own loyalist).

yours will certainly be an attempt to upstage Lucifer and the Angels themselves.

1. The ability to see the future, so that I can tell when, where and how BH is going to attavk next, so that they can be caught in the act and stopped & also what the world economy would be like, so that I can make Otedola and Dangote look like beggars at Osodi Oke.

2. The ability to disappear and re-appear whereever I want so that I can give all those armed robbers, kidnappers, smugglers, etc a run for their money and also defuse every BH bomb before it kaBOOOoommss!!!

3. The ability to read minds, so that I can stop all those evil plots and encourage discerning minds to greatness.

4. The ability to control time, so that I can fastforward to the future, rewind the past and pause the present in order to go back and fix things that should have been fixed, stop things that shouldn't be happening now and put things in the future so that the world would be greatful for even if I died an aeon ago.

tpia@:
is empathy considered a superhuman ability?

thats interesting.

Yes, because it is easier to transform one's self into different animals when offended by a nairalander than forgiving.

Mind reading
Mind healing
Super hearing
Mad combat skills
Super speed

Very greedy oo
I want all the super human abilities or better still, i want the ability of Peter Petreli in 4400 series.
His only ability is, 'He collects your ability once you are close to him'
So all of you with abilities,once i get close to you, yours will be mine as well
I win all of una

Ability to influence and alter the future as I see fit.
Manchester United would become the most successful and greatest football club in the planet, while Super Eagles would become the greatest national team in the planet.
Nigerian football coaches would be revered and sought after across the globe. Etc.

Legend of the seeker, world of possibilities.

Only the powers I need and I will be satisfied.

Who knows what I would have turned Nairaland into.

Seun and Moderators don't suffer.

I would love to control people's opinion

Truckpusher: I would love to control people's opinion

Dictatorship?

always wanted the phoenix powers...sori and with that i rule every...shikena

how do0 u collect the power of who created you? hehe. bow down simpleton

otikpoko: Very greedy oo
I want all the super human abilities or better still, i want the ability of Peter Petreli in 4400 series.
His only ability is, 'He collects your ability once you are close to him'
So all of you with abilities,once i get close to you, yours will be mine as well
I win all of una

amiskurie: Imagine mine.

(1)I will like to fly in the sky,that means I won't need to board a plane or pass through the airport to visit my desired destinations.

(2)I will like to live forever(God pls forgive me)imagine I could refresh my life as I wishes.

(3)I will like to control whatever with just a clap.imagine me sitting on the dinning and...claps!then two bottles of palm-wine and fried snails appeared.

these abilities are the best,post urs and let's see u dreaming.

you be witch!

Ability to command money into my bank account anytime... I'm talkin bout real millions ooo... Chai

Confessing as in controlling people

If wishes were horses beggars would ride. If wishes were horses beggars would ride.

id just like to get my hands on an Omnitrix/Ultimatrix
Chikena!

dopeJemi: read Minds

ControL peopLe wiv My eyes

BulLet proof body


Touch and folLow

guy ur own no go wk....holy ghost fire..

1. The power to control all the money in Nigeria.
2. To posses 3D,4D,5D and even 10D powers at the same time

Only if wishes were horses...


Cristiano ronaldo's only wish wuld b for leonel messi to suffer a life injury....


Bt behold..too many ppl dey pray for messi make e no fall for ronaldo's wishes.


D guy jst too much....


Prouddly messi fan

INVISIBILITY - i would like to be invisible, so that i can enter JAMB, WAEC, UNILORIN offices and COMPANIES personel offices to check my results and give myself and my family admissions and jobs.
CONTROL MACHINE - So that i can control ATM machine and collect free money
FLY - To be able to fly all over the world
READING OF MINDS
DEFLECTION OF BULLETS
TELEPORT

Speed of thought

Ability to control time

Immortality

Abilty to read minds

Superhuman strength

tpia@:
is empathy considered a superhuman ability?

thats interesting.

Ever heard this? "To err is human, to forgive is divine"

All of una want read mind abi? Una wan turn mad. Wetin concern me and ppl mind. Bt i wld like to be able to draw out cash(any currency i wish) from the pocket of any cloth am putting on. No sickness, no death, no agging, like wolverine and teleport to anywhere in d universe.

I think I should stop seeing science fiction and magic movies, see what its doing to people! hmmmmm...

Mine would be time travel.

Read minds, see into d future, be extremely intelligent nd posses doz spider man skills

To be able to convince anyone about anything.

Ability to possess evrybodys ability i move wit. It reminds me of PETER RETRILLI in d movie heroes