I care alot about this company's welfare.

ogundokun: I am a goal-getter

i am a go-get-her!!!!!!!!!!

If you do not give me the job, i would give you an offer you would find so hard to refuse!!!!!!!!!!!!

DICKtator:
i am a go-get-her!!!!!!!!!!

.... Sounds like your job is in red district

safarigirl: F9.

If you insert the words 'and', 'but' 'unless' and 'if', that makes two sentences. I believe the topic is 'In One Sentence'

What in devil's name hapened 2 complex n compound sentences?,am jst askin..

samnugba: There are so many idiots with so few bullets; I am be best sniper you could ever get.

Na security job?

Glorified_Tunde: You may fire me if you don't see a great difference in this organization in one month!

U just signed Ur death warrant if its a 9ja job

I av great skills strapping high grade explosives, transporting U233 (weapons grade),was manager of d largest WMD factory, most of all, my trainees r well known for premature detonation during sucide missions.


Na joke oooo (wu b d mod here,no hide my comment o)

I'm simply an asset u can't afford to lose. Think about "Michu" of Swansea FC.

I’ve used my skills in a professional way to turn around a business by increasing its turnover by as much as 50%...

I will put in an unparalleled commitment thereby making me a well fed slave rather an hungry free man

delors:
BRIGHTER GRAMMAR II
Bros, this is more than a sentence, technically. 'I teach maths like it's the easiest subject ever. The smile on my students' faces after each class proves it and the excitement that goes with it is my motivation.
You cannot use comma, colon or semi colon where the first full stop is because the two clauses contain almost totally different thoughts and should be clearly seperated. Plus, ya error too plenty for this kind 'one-sentence' post of urs...
- "It's", not "its"
- Students' not students
- Each class, not each classes
Bros, ya sure say na wetin u been tell your principal (abi na headmistress) be this wey make am give you this maths job? I bow to u ooo

The grammarian or tense structure analyst, I think I differ with you: The general definition of a sentence is: A sentence starts with a capital letter and ends with a full stop; It could be further taking apart as simple, compound or complex. So I suggest you just give your sentence without crucifying this man. He may have used more than one sentence;atleast, he said something. Besides, he teaches Mathematics and not English language. What I have learnt from the people who may think that by their funny intonation/diction they speak better or the queen's English is that they still ignorantly commit grammatical blunders. I thought you would have commended how he managed to still keep the verbal concord between " smile" and "proves" in his second sentence. He tried. No hard feeling or harm meant!

It depends on what kind of job it is. For me, I assume I address a capitalist:

I will make you much richer because I think out of the box, try me!

U either sign my employement leta or ur blood ll spill on d leta ah swear.

I often think I'm abdnormal, 'cuz I can overcome any task. (289066a1).

I have done it severally and need an opportunity to show that I can do better.

kombats: the best u willl ever had

if am de CEO, I'll just say; Check d next office up down street dude

bizzle*:
I like bread and beans...thats two sentences huh prof,

You two ar crazy...is english ur mothrs tongue? If they tel u now 2 spk in ur dialet, u wouldn't do dt...two jerks...two of u sucks..."Iranu"

i aint perfect but i achieve my set goals

There're some serious English teachers here, let me sit back and learn

I don dey find job so tey,abeg give me dis one.

employ me or i will gut u, seriously.

Sir, I'm not here to earn salary, but to pay salaries and allowances, to create and add value, to inspire and be inspired, and finally to own the company.

safarigirl: F9.

If you insert the words 'and', 'but' 'unless' and 'if', that makes two sentences. I believe the topic is 'In One Sentence'

Is that so?...then how many sentences is the following?..." BUT AND IF can be part of a sentence which does not end UNLESS you use a period or full stop."

Jaggiey:

The grammarian or tense structure analyst, I think I differ with you: The general definition of a sentence is: A sentence starts with a capital letter and ends with a full stop; It could be further taking apart as simple, compound or complex. So I suggest you just give your sentence without crucifying this man. He may have used more than one sentence;atleast, he said something. Besides, he teaches Mathematics and not English language. What I have learnt from the people who may think that by their funny intonation/diction they speak better or the queen's English is that they still ignorantly commit grammatical blunders. I thought you would have commended how he managed to still keep the verbal concord between " smile" and "proves" in his second sentence. He tried. No hard feeling or harm meant!

No! The thing is, the sentence is cool but it would v made more sense to simply break it up because the two thoughts do no really flow along with each other. Besides, because you are a maths teacher doesnt mean u shudnt be able to converse in correct, simple English na...

acidosis™:
**enters his office with 10 bundles of N1000 note**


Oga, how e go be now.... I need this job

**drops the bundles on his desk**

no wahala, application recieved but i get another job wey i need ya appli urgently for next week friday, abeg no fail!

juman: Just believe me, I intensely hate nigeria.

And inside your thin skull, Nigeria or Nigerians likes you?
Sharrap and joor. Okpo ngaji

Dr. Wise:


Bros,

They usually ask for the commendations after I say that, when I present the strongly worded commendation letters, they nod their heads in agreement and I sway the interview to my advantage.

So you don dey form James Bond for here abi?
If I may ask, do you always get fired and why can't you stick to just one job?

My Sentence
"I don't type and criticize with my brain on vacation the way most Nairalanders do."




The op said , in a sentence.

@All English teachers on board.
A sentence is a sentence as long as it is meaningful,Starts with Capital letter and ends with a period. It does not matter how many clauses or number of punctuation marks included.

I think WAEC is justified with your several F9s in English Language.

If you are sincere with yourselves, you will discover that you still don't understand the basics.

@safari girl
Na too know they worry you. A sentence starts with a capital letter and ends with a fool stop.You can make a sentence longer by using a conjunction. I don't even know why we lay too much emphasis on English language as if being good in the language means you are a better graduate. I have seen a graduate of computer science that cannot even format and reload a system.Likewise many other disciplines. The problem of many people who have nothing to do other than criticizing people's write ups is inferiority complex. Those are the people that did not pass their WAEC until several time. A poly graduate once tried to correct me saying I did'nt did when I said I did do . I simply laugh because I know the type.

@safari girl
Na too know they worry you. A sentence starts with a capital letter and ends with a fool stop.You can make a sentence longer by using a conjunction. I don't even know why we lay too much emphasis on English language as if being good in the language means you are a better graduate. I have seen a graduate of computer science that cannot even format and reload a system.Likewise many other disciplines. The problem of many people who have nothing to do other than criticizing people's write ups is inferiority complex. Those are the people that did not pass their WAEC until several time. A poly graduate once tried to correct me saying I did'nt did when I said I did'nt do . I simply laugh because I know the type.

Why do Nigerians argue over nothing 90% of the time? The leave the substance and focus on the chaff.

Instead on focusing on the subject why not on the objective? By this I mean; why not focus on the intent of the thread instead?