pahtahkee:

What obvious? That you people are stubborn to the core.

is that what all of you can come up with? yes, we're stubborn, and yes we're intelligent. what more do you guys want? stubborn and intelligent, that's what the rest of them weak minded states wish for. . .

somze:

When last did you go on a date
Dude you must still be in the nineties. abeg re-check you calender

LOL. . . somze, you're one to talk

morenike09:

Pahtahkee, let met upgrade you. . .na wa o. . .ara oko ni e jare

Please do. Paraki is so naive, it's almsot cute. Lmao  

Oh shit, I mispelt calendar . . .

Morenike
Must you quote me, now I cant freaking modify

somze:

Oh shit, I mispelt calendar . . .

Morenike
Must you quote me, now I can't freaking modify

omo, you misspelled a lot of things jare. dnt mind, we all do it. . .just not as much as you ^{joking o. no yab me o}

somze:

When last did you go on a date
Dude you must still be in the nineties. abeg re-check you calender

Me date, I no dey waste my money on those things jare.

Everything will be settled in my room. Why carry woman go date when I can cook the food and we eat it together in the house.

Abeg you better wise~up/soji ur life, millenium times we dey oh.

D-reloaded:

Please do. Paraki is so naive, it's almsot cute. Lmao

Wetin you this girl no go talk finish. Abeg talk something berrer jare. Let me upgrade you. Shior.

morenike09:

is that what all of you can come up with? yes, we're stubborn, and yes we're intelligent. what more do you guys want? stubborn and intelligent, that's what the rest of them weak minded states wish for. . .

I hear you oh. Sleep dey worry my eyes jare

morenike09:

omo, you misspelled a lot of things jare. dnt mind, we all do it. . .just not as much as you ^{joking o. no yab me o}

Oh really?

Well thats what I get from hanging around your types for too long

pahtahkee:

Me date, I no dey waste my money on those things jare.

Everything will be settled in my room. Why carry woman go date when I can cook the food and we eat it together in the house.

Abeg you better wise~up/soji your life, millenium times we dey oh.

Ahhhhhhh! Na so una dey do am now
Abeg I no fit o, I be virgin except for my ex, and the house girl, and that one for school, wait o e plenty but I still be virgin

pahtahkee:

Me date, I no dey waste my money on those things jare.

Everything will be settled in my room. Why carry woman go date when I can cook the food and we eat it together in the house.

Abeg you better wise~up/soji your life, millenium times we dey oh.

Sharrap you cheap bastard  

pahtahkee:

Me date, I no dey waste my money on those things jare.

Everything will be settled in my room. [b]Why carry woman go date when I can cook the food and we eat it together in the house. [/b]Abeg you better wise~up/soji your life, millenium times we dey oh.

Abeg no dey form hard boy. You go on dates all the time.
And do dates have to be all about eating?

pahtahkee:

Me date, I no dey waste my money on those things jare.

Everything will be settled in my room. Why carry woman go date when I can cook the food and we eat it together in the house.

Abeg you better wise~up/soji your life, millenium times we dey oh.

What a boring man. no spice, nothing 

Please do. Paraki is so naive, it's almsot cute. Lmao  

And do dates have to be all about eating?

omo, you misspelled a lot of things jare. dnt mind, we all do it. . .just not as much as you   joking o. no yab me o

Yall r jus funny oo

Nike
happenin?missed u

LadyT:

Sharrap you cheap bastard

I can joke on the forum, but there are some words I would never want to joke with all because we are having fun here. Please refrain from using this cheap kind of words on me. Thanks.

tollu:

Abeg no dey form hard boy. You go on dates all the time.
And do dates have to be all about eating?

Reminds me of the Hardy Boys. They were my favorite in my young years. No it is not all about eating. We are already going offtopic here. I am sure another confused nairaland member will coon open a thread on what entails dating? We will meet there.

somze:

Oh really?

Well thats what I get from hanging around your types for too long

Ahhhhhhh! Na so una dey do am now
Abeg I no fit o, I be virgin except for my ex, and the house girl, and that one for school, wait o e plenty but I still be virgin

Dey there, dey form Behind boy. Shior. No woman for here go look your side oh. All this wannabe sefs.

tollu:

And do dates have to be all about eating?

well from what I've seen in Nollywood. Isnt that what Nigerian dates are all about?

Eating and him buying the girl junior-sized clothes at some yahooze boutique.

Paht
I dey feel ur yarns sha

DR
u have really cracked me up today,dint knw u were dis funny

Ewwwwww please dont talk about the cheesy romance in Nollywood films,
Makes me sick

I love you so much sweetrat, and thats the first thing he says to her the very first time he meets her  

stillwater:

What a boring man. no spice, nothing

Spice ko, curry ni. All this nairaland women sef. Which spice you dey put for relationship. Man carry you come hin house cook better food for you, with a good wine to top it up, you are here saying it is boring with no spice.

Too mush of these American dating movies don dey trouble una all too mush. Nollywood sef don carry the craze reach for head now.

tommyex:

Nike
happenin?missed u

eh en? i miss you ko i hiss you ni

pahtahkee:

Dey there, dey form Behind boy. Shior. No woman for here go look your side oh. All this wannabe sefs.

Abeg leave me jare, I want to be a virgin, my first 50 times were . . .

I need a girl that is a virgin too,

Spice ko, curry ni. All this nairaland women sef. Which spice you dey put for relationship. Man carry you come hin house cook better food for you, with a good wine to top it up, you are here saying it is boring with no spice.

Bros,Oya confess the real reason why d date must be in ur house?I dey wait oo. . . .
Though i am d indoors guy myself.

Toyin
So oo miss me abi?Ok oo,brb i am on d fone with sugar mummy jare,no beef her oo

LadyT:

I love you so much sweetrat, and thats the first thing he says to her the very first time he meets her

omo, you've been hanging out with them likes of somze. . .virgin my SB

@tommysexy

tommyex:

Toyin
So oo miss me abi?Ok oo,brb i am on d phone with sugar mummy jare,no beef her oo

eya, so Sly is now your sugga mammy. . .ewoooooooo

tommyex:

Paht
I dey feel your yarns sha

Thank you jare my guy. Now they will come and start saying the guy no fit cook. All he knows is restaurant and fast food joint.

Na people like Somze wey no fit standup for their right. I pity the guy gidigan. Keep wasting your money on dating oh. Better soji to the new age.

D-reloaded:

well from what I've seen in Nollywood. Isnt that what Nigerian dates are all about?

Eating and him buying the girl junior-sized clothes at some yahooze boutique.

lol, you forgot to add running up and down a beach or some funny looking 'garden'.

pahtahkee:

Spice ko, curry ni. All this nairaland women sef. Which spice you dey put for relationship. Man carry you come hin house cook better food for you, with a good wine to top it up, you are here saying it is boring with no spice.

Come to house for what? Dates are outside so if guys like you become psychos, at least we can run for our lives

In your house ko, look at his mouth. Odaron.

If you wnat to show off your Iya Basira food, go on a picnic. Olodo

Aalagolo, tecah this boy na!

tommyex:

Bros,Oya confess the real reason why d date must be in your house?I dey wait oo. . . .
Though i am d indoors guy myself.

All this indoors sef . . . virgins done finish ni ?

Abeg I be virgin o, I no like indoors at all at all.

morenike09:

omo, you've been hanging out with them likes of somze. . .virgin my SB

Sharrap dia, I be virgin,
u fit come here make we check

pahtahkee:

Thank you jare my guy. Now they will come and start saying the guy no fit cook. All he knows is restaurant and fast food joint.

Na people like Somze wey no fit standup for their right. I pity the guy gidigan. Keep wasting your money on dating oh. Better soji to the new age.

Abeg hapunya like that, na date and movies, I dey do,

i be good boy jare

i dey avoid temptation for when we go dey alone for my house, i wan keep my virginity till marriage

eya, so Sly is now your sugga mammy. . .ewoooooooo

Its so not possible,when full bodied chics still dey.

Paht
,show them ur skills jare,+more skills after d night cap.

Tollu
that 1 na U.I babes runs,dey r so old skool in thinkin^{dont intend 2 open anoda thread ere}

somze:

u fit come here make we check

ok, let's make it a date. . .8pm sharp. . .but on one condition. .

tommyex:

Bros,Oya confess the real reason why d date must be in your house?I dey wait oo. . . .
Though i am d indoors guy myself.

Oh boy I no fit talk that one here oh . Too many busybodies are tapping this line.

But aside from that I be correct indoor man. All I want I keep within the confines of my house.

tommyex:

Paht
,show them your skills jare,+more skills after d night cap

skills to cook beans? what skills

morenike09:

ok, let's make it a date. . .8pm sharp. . .but on one condition. .

Which kain condition be dat one again?
Make we test am jare

Oh boy I no fit talk that one here oh . Too many busybodies are tapping this line.  

But aside from that I be correct indoor man. All I want I keep within the confines of my house

All this indoors sef . . . virgins done finish ni ?

Abeg I be virgin o, I no like indoors at all at all

My love 4 indoor runs na basically cos of lagos rowdiness,I cant stay d stress.But advantage dey sha