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Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Emmalex771(m): 10:40pm On Mar 20, 2013
#Moves some inches closer, 'But,we can work something out if u are willing to whip princeca 20 strokes'.
Then we can review ur application, huh? What do u say'#

Why not just give me the go ahead and I sure u go praise me..*grabs Princeca by the cloth and whip ha 21 strokes stead, heya kpele nor b my fault oo* Princeca double salute for strong lady lipsrsealed
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by eROCK247(m): 11:18pm On Mar 20, 2013
What's happening here? Wia's evrybody? Y'r d posts bin hidden? Wia's d concluding part? Am i a member of dis thread? Wat doz t tk to b a member? Can i get to hold a position? *so frustrated and confused, close to tears...* cry
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 11:36pm On Mar 20, 2013
eROCK247: *so frustrated and confused, close to tears...* cry
I wish u were a girl but I'm not gay so no Alomo for u
NEXT!!!!!!
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Emmalex771(m): 12:09am On Mar 21, 2013
ITBomb we cud get tnz done *whispers into his ear* just tell mi what u nid tell princeca or better still if u like..sori if say na gluv sef I fit arrange am for u ooo.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by princesa(f): 12:12am On Mar 21, 2013
Emmalex 77:
#Moves some inches closer, 'But,we can work something
out if u are willing to whip princeca 20 strokes'.
Then we can review ur application, huh? What do u say'#

Why not just give me the go ahead and I sure u go praise me..*grabs
Princeca by the cloth and whip ha 21 strokes stead, heya kpele nor b my
fault oo* Princeca double salute for strong lady lipsrsealed

you are not ashamed, using me to climb up a post angry


since am tired of being such a Drama queen, i will just let you go claim ur price cool
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Emmalex771(m): 12:16am On Mar 21, 2013
princesa:

you are not ashamed, using me to climb up a post angry


since am tired of being such a Drama queen, i will just let you go claim ur price cool

Hey princeca to mi its fun criously ghat no mindfreak @it, nt about climbing a ladder using u as a footstool..tufiakwa y I go do such na..Sori if I hit on u
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 1:35am On Mar 21, 2013
gluv01:

Always Mazi cheesy

Lady Glove,

I COmMEnT my RESerVE! lipsrsealed
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Neduzze5(m): 2:46am On Mar 21, 2013
Ah, the tori don finish?

Ah still dey page 62 and still struggling. And I have exams to write.

PRAYER FOR FORGIVENESS
God please forgive me and don't punish me for my sins by making me fail this exam. Amen! angryAh, the tori don finish?

Ah still dey page 62 and still struggling. And I have exams to write.

PRAYER FOR FORGIVENESS
God please forgive me and don't punish me for my sins by making me fail this exam. Amen!
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by nellytivities(f): 7:24am On Mar 21, 2013
shocked shocked@Neduzee, na here ur failure wan start.page 62 and uve got exams?I think u shud consider reading cos d journey is still so far. I knoow wat it took me.

Who dares flog ma princesa, please don't make me step in... I've got some hidden connections dat u dunno..#dont mess with a woman, u neva know wat she's capble of#.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by FoxyUltimate(m): 7:48am On Mar 21, 2013
nellytivities: shocked shocked@Neduzee, na here ur failure wan start.page 62 and uve got exams?I think u shud consider reading cos d journey is still so far. I knoow wat it took me.

Who dares flog ma princesa, please don't make me step in... I've got some hidden connections dat u dunno..#dont mess with a woman, u neva know wat she's capble of#.

wink wink wink

**shrek smile**

Hey baby, wanna tango?
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by princesa(f): 9:11am On Mar 21, 2013
nellytivities:
shocked shocked@Neduzee, na here ur failure wan start.page 62 and uve got exams?I think u shud consider reading cos d journey is still so far. I knoow wat it took me.

Who dares flog ma princesa, please don't make me step in... I've got some hidden connections dat u dunno..#dont mess with a woman, u neva know wat she's capble of#.
finaly a friend cheesy
just let him go, he aint worth our time cool
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by gluv01(f): 11:33am On Mar 21, 2013
maishot:

Lady Glove,

I COmMEnT my RESerVE! lipsrsealed

Dahz all grin
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 11:42am On Mar 21, 2013
seunblack: Am moving a motion for the impeachment of maishot,since he can't influence mazi to come back from his indefinite sabbatical i feel he is incompetent been the secretary of this honorable chamber of sinners.I Honorable Seunblack hereby move the motion,those in favor say Hi and those against say Neh?The Hi's have it

Mr black,
Obviously u don't see the need for OUR Oga to rest properly.

For ur info, we need him fresh for his next work,
which (if u can only be patient), will be out soon.

That's on the one hand.



On the other hand.
Your place as a "honorable" is Oblivious to this association.
So u'll do well "Sir", to know how to present ur case whenever u have one. angry


That been said;
We appreciate ur effort to see to the good of this association.
It is well noted as the Secretary.


And,
Just a word advice sir.

We have a lot of Seun(s) in Nl.
You might wanna do something about that "Black" part of yours..,

I'm just saying. wink
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 2:51pm On Mar 21, 2013
I just started reading this ish and I've to say. "u too much"
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by iyaayi(f): 9:08pm On Mar 21, 2013
Ha! Hv bn hooked on dis thread for d past 4 day o! Mazi has really tried! I enjoyed myself thoroughly! Day and night frm page 1 to page 110! More grease to ur elbows o!
But pls, is d story fiction or non fiction? Cos I find it hard to understand that such lewd behaviour truly happens!
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MaziOmenuko: 9:11pm On Mar 21, 2013
^ ^ Lewd
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MaziOmenuko: 9:12pm On Mar 21, 2013
jimihendrix: I just started reading this ish and I've to say. "u too much"

Thanks jare!
Welcome to the association of sinners.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by vandops10(m): 10:11pm On Mar 21, 2013
Doin some catching up since sunday till now-phew wat A̶̲̅ hot thread.can't wait for season3
Best lesson-the kingdom of girls sufereth violence and D̶̲̥̅̊ violent taketh it by force.Tested n confirmed oK
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by hariorh: 10:53pm On Mar 21, 2013
iya ayi: Ha! Hv bn hooked on dis thread for d past 4 day o! Mazi has really tried! I enjoyed myself thoroughly! Day and night frm page 1 to page 110! More grease to ur elbows o!
But pls, is d story fiction or non fiction? Cos I find it hard to understand that such lewd behaviour truly happens!

Honourable Secretary maishot, pls escort iya ayi to the maternity section of our enlightened sinners association and school her on the induction procedure...

*The alomo might be necessary if she proves uncooperative.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by mercato: 1:11am On Mar 22, 2013
Mazi I twalle u baba.can't wait for part 3
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 3:04am On Mar 22, 2013
hariorh:

Honourable Secretary maishot, pls escort iya ayi to the maternity section of our enlightened sinners association and school her on the induction procedure...

*The alomo might be necessary if she proves uncooperative.

Korect!!!
Oya lady Iya ayi, you have some SERIOUS catching up to do. wink

#Sees the scared look on her face#

'Oh, relax pls, its just a simple induction process..,
nothing to worry about'.cheesy

#talking loudly to the bartenders,'guys, pls send a keg of "Specimen-A" to the induction room, will you?',
Thanks#
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 6:53am On Mar 22, 2013
maishot:

Korect!!!
Oya lady Iya ayi, you have some SERIOUS catching up to do. wink

#Sees the scared look on her face#

'Oh, relax pls, its just a simple induction process..,
nothing to worry about'.cheesy

#talking loudly to the bartenders,'guys, pls send a keg of "Specimen-A" to the induction room',
Thanks#

Simple induction process with Specimen-A?
*mischievous grin*
We shall see
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Abiolachiefo(m): 8:31am On Mar 22, 2013
Mazi!! U r wicked. This thread is a big torment for peeps like me still on the 19th page... I av self exiledonment just cos of this issh.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by UkwuNnu(m): 8:35am On Mar 22, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko.

Nwa, you are good. kept me glued to this thread for the past three days.

Once I saw Dominion Chaple, Crunches, and the description of those lodges (hostels), I knew it was the Aluta giants you were describing and once you mentioned Engineering(Wilderness) I was hooked cus that was my Constituency!


I hail a great fellow of the Wilderness Constituency in the great land of Aluta Giants!

Ukwu_nnu endorses this.
From the Fibonacci (Chemical) clan.


Udo!
Ina amu amu?
I'ya tö zi na amu?
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Emmalex771(m): 9:05am On Mar 22, 2013
*Lewd hav mercy
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by iyaayi(f): 9:07am On Mar 22, 2013
maishot:

Korect!!!
Oya lady Iya ayi, you have some SERIOUS catching up to do. wink

#Sees the scared look on her face#

'Oh, relax pls, its just a simple induction process..,
nothing to worry about'.cheesy

#talking loudly to the bartenders,'guys, pls send a keg of "Specimen-A" to the induction room, will you?',
Thanks#


Ha!! Abeg una o!
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by bukit05(f): 9:23am On Mar 22, 2013
Hmm. ..Finally I got to pg 110. I av been a silent follower all d way frm d republic of diary of sex addict and landed at the republic of Nation year of sex and comfort. I will say well done to Mazi d great fucker, more grease to ur fucking elbow, u did a great job, keep it up.
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ocee31(m): 9:43am On Mar 22, 2013
Mazi I may not be a member of this association, I am just a bench warmer on ur thread who comes here to cool off I guess you're enjoying the attention you're getting but can u kindly start the next story or at least tell us when u intend starting it because seriously this thread is getting too long and I aint seeing anything new. The fact still remain that I'm still one of ur fans.



N.b I don't intend to start an E-fight with any of mazi's official or "minions" as my good friend would say
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ocee31(m): 9:43am On Mar 22, 2013
Mazi I may not be a member of this association, I am just a bench warmer on ur thread who comes here to cool off I guess you're enjoying the attention you're getting but can u kindly start the next story or at least tell us when u intend starting it because seriously this thread is getting too long and I aint seeing anything new. The fact still remain that I'm still one of ur fans.



N.b I don't intend to start an E-fight with any of mazi's officials or "minions" as my good friend would say
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by nellytivities(f): 11:05am On Mar 22, 2013
Foxy_Ultimate:

wink wink wink

**shrek smile**

Hey baby, wanna tango?


Now foxy comes along!!! Hmmm.. I guess is trying to get to me to unravel the mystery of my "connections". #im still very much ok from this distance#
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MaziOmenuko: 1:52pm On Mar 22, 2013
Alas, the iroko has fallen. . .

The face of African literature has been shrouded. . .

The sun that reveals the hidden cultures of our land has been eclipsed!

A hero dies today! Oh death!

No ink will be enough to immortalise you, neither will there be one like you again!

Goodnight sir, you are our hero!

Goodnight Prof. Chinua Achebe.
Things has fallen apart!
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Emmalex771(m): 2:07pm On Mar 22, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko: Alas, the iroko has fallen. . .

The face of African literature has been shrouded. . .

The sun that reveals the hidden cultures of our land has been eclipsed!

A hero dies today! Oh death!

No ink will be enough to immortalise you, neither will there be one like you again!

Goodnight sir, you are our hero!

Goodnight Prof. Chinua Achebe.
Things has fallen apart!

Death inevitable, one can't question yu buh yet pains, and agony wailing and cries..Ecc3vs1-8 says there is a time for every under the sun, a time to born and a time to die, a time to laugh ao also a time to mourn.

*sobs* iku ma da oroooooooo

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