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Yinkagbo:

Sound like poisonous substances....I don't want oooooo.....@justi4,honestly I like sumtin about u,u r female with great mind.I will find u when I come ova...just wait and see.

Igwe, did u hear dis?

@peaceheartt..........l heard; but, am pretending not to hear and see, well, he has 7days punishment already awaiting him,but, from the look of things, l might be asking fbi/cia to increase the penalty for Yinkagbo, he is really getting out of hand, he is a nice guy,but, l don't know why he keeps looking at the directions of the royal princess, l guess l may have to ask henrimoto,goodtalk, and every honourable members of this kingdom, the best way to tame Yinkagbo or alternatively maybe we need to send him to Qatar. @Dr.Dre.........we have a big problem at hand, do we send Yinkagbo to your palace in Qatar, l am just worried and concerned because as soon as he arrives Dubai Kingdom, we might need to police him very well before he wrecks havoc, more especially now that he intends bringing OSOMO and ALOMO ;Dlolz........ what do you think Dr.Dre?....

peaceheartt:



Igwe, did u hear dis?

ogakpatakpata: @Deep freezer, l thought you arrived on August 9th' 2013 from your previous post, that makes it 10days,l guess you are overjoyed and forgot you have lived here more than a week .lolz,..........congrats!!

@Oga mi don't blame oo. I'm so happy, Ure correct on the 9th and got da job on 12th. don't mind da day I dropped my testimony.

ogakpatakpata: @peaceheartt..........l heard; but, am pretending not to hear and see, well, he has 7days punishment already awaiting him,but, from the look of things, l might be asking fbi/cia to increase the penalty for Yinkagbo, he is really getting out of hand, he is a nice guy,but, l don't know why he keeps looking at the directions of the royal
princess, l guess l may have to ask henrimoto,goodtalk, and every honourable members of this kingdom, the best way to tame Yinkagbo or alternatively maybe we need to send him to Qatar. @Dr.Dre.........we have a big problem at hand, do we send Yinkagbo to your palace in Qatar, l am just worried and concerned because as soon as he arrives Dubai Kingdom, we might need to police him very well before he wrecks havoc, more especially now that he intends bringing OSOMO and ALOMO ;Dlolz........ what do you think Dr.Dre?....

@igwe,

Hello guys... I would be coming to Dubai by next week for leisure .. was wondering which fun spots (that are affordable) that i should visit during my stay.... thanks

Hello NL, please am new here, Please i would love to go to Dubai for business, i want to venture into buying and selling( female clothing's). i want to know the cost to get a travel visa to Dubai, how much is flight ticket and how much to get an international passport..
Thanks all...

Please its a long way up, can u tell me here

sexymma1: Hello NL, please am new here, Please i would love to go to Dubai for business, i want to venture into buying and selling( female clothing's). i want to know the cost to get a travel visa to Dubai, how much is flight ticket and how much to get an international passport..
Thanks all

Take ur time to read the post from page 1 and u will find ans to ur question...peace out

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Pekele pekele Arugbo je gbese na who go pay?
Chaiiiiiiiii! Igwe dey cut dat ur finger u still dey wan put ring 4dat same finger, egbami elaja nw
..............
Yinka agbo u r under arrest for libel on d part of d iya laje, insubordination on d part king, u have abuse d culture n tradition of our land, dis is "sacrilege" therefore anything u say, whisper or do will b use against u in d court of nairaland base on dubai.........
I will advise u 2get a G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ lawyer to save u dis time, av got enough evidence to nail in prison!

@fbi/cia..........am happy you are back, please l have given you the kingdom's full support concerning Yinkagbo, already he has 14days penalty awaiting him in the Arabian desert, please any extra fine and penalty will be well supported by the kingdom, Yinkagbo should not be allowed to come with osomo and alomo, because am afraid, the whole kingdom will be in problem..........over to you fbi/cia........

FBI/CIA:
Pekele pekele Arugbo je gbese na who go pay?
Chaiiiiiiiii! Igwe dey cut dat ur finger u still dey wan put ring 4dat same finger, egbami elaja nw
..............
Yinka agbo u r under arrest for libel on d part of d iya laje, insubordination on d part king, u have abuse d culture n tradition of our land, dis is "sacrilege" therefore anything u say, whisper or do will b use against u in d court of nairaland base on dubai.........
I will advise u 2get a G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ lawyer to save u dis time, av got enough evidence to nail in prison!

Lol...very interesting. He's already wrecking havoc even before leaving Nigeria. Pls don't send him to Qatar. Have fun with him there in Dubai

@Dr.Dre.........l am so angry now with Yinkagbo.....the high priest just informed me this evening that yinkagbo will wreck havock in Dubai, he said we should not allow him come with osomo and alomo, l dont know how best to tame yinkagbo, but, l have a joker for him, l guess when he arrives l will allow one of the queens to trick him inside the arabian desert, we will keep him there for 3months, as soon as his residence/work permit is out he will be taken straight to start his job, but if he proves stubborn, we shall force him to Qatar, Dr.Dre, please be on the standby..lolz.......@Dr.Dre......hope you are fine, havent heard from you for long, wishing you all the best..............

Dr. Dre:
Lol...very interesting. He's already wrecking havoc even before leaving Nigeria. Pls don't send him to Qatar. Have fun with him there in Dubai

negal: Hello guys... I would be coming to Dubai by next week for leisure .. was wondering which fun spots (that are affordable) that i should visit during my stay.... thanks

My dear there are so many fun spots...
At the top-Burj Khalifa - 100aed
Dinner Safari n BBQ Dinner - 275aed
Dhow Dinner Cruise - 225aed
Aquaventure Waterpark - 200
The lost Chambers - 100aed
Atlantis Dolphin Encounter - 495aed
Wild wadi waterpark - 205aed
Ski dubai - 120aed
Dubai Aquarium and underwater zoo - 50aed
Dune Buggy Safari - 500aed
Ferrari World Abu dhabi - 225aed
and so on but they are all expensive...Even just to snap a pic at dubai mall having the Burj Khalifa behind you is more than 100dirhams I.e 4300naira, so you can imagine.
Money answereth all those fun spots I mentioned above...dubai= money spending!

sexymma1: Hello NL, please am new here, Please i would love to go to Dubai for business, i want to venture into buying and selling( female clothing's). i want to know the cost to get a travel visa to Dubai, how much is flight ticket and how much to get an international passport..
Thanks all

Do some homework dear, take a glass of cold juice,sit down and start reading from page 1, it will really help you with vital informations and the questions you are yet to ask on this thread.

Yinkagbo:

Sound like poisonous substances....I don't want oooooo.....@justi4,honestly I like sumtin about u,u r female with great mind.I will find u when I come ova...just wait and see.

Hmmm yinkagbo you have turned the palace upside down with these words you said...the igwe has ordered for ur punishment and you can't escape it..lol

@ Ogakpatakpata
I've been okay sir. Nothing much. There hasn't been any questions that needed my contribution lately so that's why it seems I've not been around. I'm always in this thread. Regarding mr. Yinkagbo, keep with u there. If he's proving too troublesome, send him to 'shogo' ground and after there transfer him to a big labour camps where they keep the Nepalese guys. By the time he passes through those two experiences, he won't even remember he's in Dubai

well said justi4jesu; quite a while, l guess you have been busy with work.....l dont know why yinkagbo seems to be looking at your direction, he knows you are a queen in the kingdom and tradition forbids him from coming close to you , but, he keeps eyeing and peeping through the window, l wont allow this to continue, fbi/cia has been mandated to carry out the full penalty/punishment.........lolz

justi4jesu:
Hmmm yinkagbo you have turned the palace upside down with these words you said...the igwe has ordered for ur punishment and you can't escape it..lol

@Dr.Dre.........thanks so much for your wonderful and insightful contribution in this kingdom, you have actually been a blessing, l might pay an unsual visit to Qatar as soon as l can, l have been so engaged and busy with both work and my private bizness, as for Yinkagbo, he is a nice guy,but, am shocked since he got his visa, he has been talking about Ethiopian ladies, osomo, alomo and pakuromo, he even suggested that l should try them, l dont know why he is offering me all this freebies, and now he is looking at princess justi4jesu, this is a sacrilege, but, l have vowed that Yinkagbo wont go free, l dont think keeping him with the Nepalese will solve the problem, because we do have females amongst the Nepalese, my suggestion will be to keep him in the arabian desert for 3months without access to anybody, when he secures a job, he will be taken straight to resume or alternatively, l will force him to Qatar...lolz..E

Dr. Dre:
@ Ogakpatakpata
I've been okay sir. Nothing much. There hasn't been any questions that needed my contribution lately so that's why it seems I've not been around. I'm always in this thread. Regarding mr. Yinkagbo, keep with u there. If he's proving too troublesome, send him to 'shogo' ground and after there transfer him to a big labour camps where they keep the Nepalese guys. By the time he passes through those two experiences, he won't even remember he's in Dubai

@ Ogakpatakpata
You have females among the Nepalese there? Their labourers there must be lucky camps. The labour camps here are purely filled with males. I'm talking large labour camps for construction workers. Wish we good luck with his case. He may plan a coup for u if care isn't taken.
suppose to come for a business conference too in September but even though I dont plan to come, my friends would be coming from Nigeria and other parts of the planet. Only snag is the crisis in Egypt and Syria has made the company shift the date cos some of us can't get visas. Was even thinking of contacting u on that earlier.

Yinkagbo: @ogapak and justi4,I don't think I can make it this friday anymore,cos I wanted to book flight today against friday night and I was told to pay 175k and 150k against sat or sunday.....I have bookd against 11th of next month at 125k sha....so I still have time to drink ma alomo,pakurumo and osomo.
Justi4,no problem I will bring yam for u,but I hope u give me sumtin in return too wen I come ova......

'give u something in return' ! haaa.. * igwee, baale of qatar, honourable members and chiefs of dis great palace i greet u all. *

@Dr.Dre..... we have females but they have their seperate accommodation, well, if Yinkagbo plans a coup against the palace it will fail,infact, that will even bring more penalty and we might charge him with treason..lolz....on a serious note, it is really sad and unfortunate what is happening in Syria and Egypt, l do have some family friends there that works with the Nigerian high commission in Cairo and the story and picture they paint for me is unbelieveable, l hope peace returns soon to both countries, will be expecting you if eventually you are able to attend the conference.....enjoy your weekend....

@henrimoto.........hmmmm, welcome oooooo; we have a big drama in the kingdom, Yinkagbo has turned the kingdom upside down,but, we are on his case and am sure he wont go free..lolz, how are you doing, l guess you are fine......enjoy your day...

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@igwe I duff my cap sir!
@baale twale
To all d high chiefs in d palace I greet una OOo°˚˚˚° !
I have ordered d arrest of d suspect but d report I received just now is dat we can't locate d said suspect. Therefore anybody with useful info about "yinkagbo" should contact any of our office or PM me, I have declared yinkagbo WANTED!!!

@fbi/cia. taaa! drop dose charges against yinkagbo. what is libel ? and insubor.... gini? biko nu palace members and chiefs, when has it become a crime to admire and appreciate a beautiful person ? (and a lady 4 dat matta) nooo! u all should answer..! see how u people want to crucify innocent jesus 4 d second time. * henrimoto, do u want to turn yinkagbo with his tribal marks to jesus..* where do u see d marks ?*

FBI/CIA:
Pekele pekele Arugbo je gbese na who go pay?
Chaiiiiiiiii! Igwe dey cut dat ur finger u still dey wan put ring 4dat same finger, egbami elaja nw
..............
Yinka agbo u r under arrest for libel on d part of d iya laje, insubordination on d part king, u have abuse d culture n tradition of our land, dis is "sacrilege" therefore anything u say, whisper or do will b use against u in d court of nairaland base on dubai.........
I will advise u 2get a G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ lawyer to save u dis time, av got enough evidence to nail in prison!

Yinkagbo: .......

I don catch u! Tank God 4 GPS n other tracking device that made us to track ur IP address, oya move! Straight to counter! Stretch ur hand make I put handcuff, oga move into dat hilux! Move now! No tory abeg, wen u get to station we will talk abt it shekenah

@fbi/cia. taaa! drop dose charges against yinkagbo. what is libel ? and insubor.... gini? biko nu palace members and chiefs, when has it become a crime to admire and appreciate a beautiful person ? (and a lady 4 dat matta) nooo! u all should answer..! see how u people want to crucify innocent jesus 4 d second time. * henrimoto, do u want to turn yinkagbo with his tribal marks to jesus..* where do u see d marks ?*

FBI/CIA:
Pekele pekele Arugbo je gbese na who go pay?
Chaiiiiiiiii! Igwe dey cut dat ur finger u still dey wan put ring 4dat same finger, egbami elaja nw
..............
Yinka agbo u r under arrest for libel on d part of d iya laje, insubordination on d part king, u have abuse d culture n tradition of our land, dis is "sacrilege" therefore anything u say, whisper or do will b use against u in d court of nairaland base on dubai.........
I will advise u 2get a G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ lawyer to save u dis time, av got enough evidence to nail in prison!

FBI/CIA:
@igwe I duff my cap sir!
@baale twale
To all d high chiefs in d palace I greet una OOo°˚˚˚° !
I have ordered d arrest of d suspect but d report I received just now is dat we can't locate d said suspect. Therefore anybody with useful info about "yinkagbo" should contact any of our office or PM me, I have declared yinkagbo WANTED!!!

oga fbi/cia, gud evening sir! what is wrong with u? when did american intelligence officers start behaving like 9ja police ? imagine! yinkagbo, * a dubai bound incubent * a suspect and wanted! ? pls igwee and bale of qatar, call fbi/cia to order. it is as simple as inviting yinkagbo to ur station. (and 4 ur information, he has no case to answer!) * igwee, baale, dis is one of d reasons why i dont want fbi/cia to drink d last palm wine in dat keg* lolzzz

Just been silent abt what's going on in the land of magic........yankigbo u dere don't move close to my dearest when that have been spending my pulion on ever since .......just waiting for the perfects hands of the chiefs in the land ni ooooooo......so park off oooo.......my queen no vex say I later open up about our secret introduction OK, its for our good OK..........

Haba,I did not ask her out naooo,but only apriC8 her.@fbi,hope u are not niger police cos my old man is an army man..hope u know befor that army and police are not friends....if e catch u,u will work in my poultry farm for three months,without food nor water.
Honestly......I love u guys...highly talented and mature dudes with good command of english.....max salute to u all.

Ewo! . Engagement ke?

@ Ogakpatakpata
I advise u check well if u are still the king o. Seems there's more going on here than what u know