Chop am

dontrulee:


Says a girl with a wide borehole.
I am sure that you're wider than the pool that you're in your dp, Sweetplum

Ya mama borehole. Your entire female kins borehole.
Born throway pikin.

Sweetplum:

Ya mama borehole. Your entire female kins borehole.
Born throway pikin.

Lolz.... E pain you abi??
Come take some chill pill. Make I flex your weekend for you? PM

boil the yam and eat na, oloshi!!

dontrulee:


Lolz.... E pain you abi??
Come take some chill pill. Make I flex your weekend for you? PM

How much is your worth?

Sweetplum:

How much is your worth?

Am worth more than rubies, more than your entire generations baby Sweetplum girl.

Sweetplum:

How much is your worth?

Am worth more than rubies, more than your entire generations baby Sweetplum girl.

Whereas, your own worth is probably indomie and egg. lolz, abi I lie?

dontrulee:


Am worth more than rubies, more than your entire generations baby Sweetplum girl.

You must be hungry. That's why you typed the gibberish up there.
Eat chicken.

dontrulee:


Am worth more than rubies, more than your entire generations baby Sweetplum girl.

Whereas, your own worth is probably indomie and egg. lolz, abi I lie?

Ok.
What are the qualities you desire in a woman?

Sweetplum:

Ok.
What are the qualities you desire in a woman?

Actually haven't thought about it.
Why don't you tell me about your qualities?
Perhaps you could be my wife.

Sweetplum:

You must be hungry. That's why you typed the gibberish up there.
Eat chicken.

.

Thank you for the chicken Babe.
I'll love to devour you after the chicken and make you lay a child nine months after just like the chicken you gave me, a good bargain??

dontrulee:
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Thank you for the chicken Babe.
I'll love to devour you after the chicken and make you lay a child nine months after just like the chicken you gave me, a good bargain??

I be your mate?
To die young dey hungry you abi?

dontrulee:


Actually haven't thought about it.
Why don't you tell me about your qualities?
Perhaps you could be my wife.

No brain. A perfect example of a brain drain society.
Maladjusted & deprived of future focal points.

Sweetplum:

I be your mate?
To die young dey hungry you abi?

Calm down joor.
Your blood too dey hot.
You be small girl, you fit last 8hours??

Sweetplum:

No brain. A perfect example of a brain drain society.
Maladjusted & deprived of future focal points.

Lolz ... I am the perfect man for you.
Don't let your angel pass you by Sugarplum

dontrulee:


Lolz ... I am the perfect man for you.
Don't let your angel pass you by Sugarplum

I go tear go koboko for your blokkos

dontrulee:


Calm down joor.
Your blood too dey hot.
You be small girl, you fit last 8hours??

All your head na sex. I asked you a simple question you failed.

Sweetplum:

I go tear go koboko for your blokkos

Sweetplum:

All your head na sex. I asked you a simple question you failed.

Alaye, you dey talk as if you no like sex
Me wey I don see you leaked tape. Anyways, let's forget about sex and talk about more important things. I find you kinda attractive, can we connect on a deeper level??

dontrulee:


Alaye, you dey talk as if you no like sex
Me wey I don see you leaked tape. Anyways, let's forget about sex and talk about more important things. I find you kinda attractive, can we connect on a deeper level??

Atari Ajanaku kii seru omode.

Temi231:


To be frank, you are not a serious guy. later now you will be visiting different churches around looking for a wife. You better stick with your yam leg babe after you don panasharp her abi. God is watching you oh

C

Feedmemore:


He did not see the yam leg before, maybe when he met her the first time she was putting on a jean. It was when the lady came to his home and he wanted to fûck her that he saw it and also notice that something is wrong with her mouth.

Abi nor be so op? Yeye de smell. How old are you sef op? You really sound infantile and puerile like someone said earlier. SMDH.

My oh my!

The person in your DP isn't beautiful.



She's gorgeous!

I mean eye-popping, drop-dead gorgeous!!!

190:
But on a serious note why should a lady have yam leg
Is she a footballer

I'm a very selective person and if I notice she's got that silly
Yam tuber legs - amma kick her out 2b honest

O boy! I think you are the one deserving of a yam-leg kick.

hustla:
*in GEJ's voice*
boboyii ti sinwin sha


wetin make we come do nd how dis one take make front page??

seun make i no vex for u o,ewo niranu.sef
*tears boxers*
*tears shirtt
*smashes laptop on wall*
*walks away*

Come back and pick your boxers from the floor.

Sweetplum:

Atari Ajanaku kii seru omode.

.

You no dey my levels niyen.
No mention me again, face your front and dey your dey. Our convo ends here. Kicks you out!!

dontrulee:
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You no dey my levels niyen.
No mention me again, face your front and dey your dey. Our convo ends here. Kicks you out!!

You are a kid. You can't date your elder sister

Sweetplum:

You are a kid. You can't date your elder sister

.

Interesting, if I toast your Mama she go fall for me, no cap. I be king for my game, so you no dey my level, sogbo

Sweetplum:

You are a kid. You can't date your elder sister

How old are you, don't lie ooo.

dontrulee:


How old are you, don't lie ooo.

Go n use radiocarbon dating to test my pic

Sweetplum:

Go n use radiocarbon dating to test my pic

You look like 14year old.
Can you swim?