Tuface was asked to raise his right hand up, lower it down and hold his manhood tight, at his traditional wedding, yesterday, to Annie Macaulay, AY’s BLOG can authoritatively report.

As it is custom in Esit Urua, where Annie Macaulay, is from, Tuface was asked to kindly step out and stand before the crowd in the open field of Apostolic High School, Esit Urua Community, where the wedding took place.

Then, the ‘commandant’ asked him to raise his hands to the sky, lower it towards his ‘Penisarux Rex’, which is widely known as ‘John Thomas’, or Engine Room for short.

And Tubaba was humble enough to publicly subject himself to that all important right, publicly especially when evidences abound everywhere as proof he’s all too potent.

Tuface raised his hand. Lowered it. Held tight his ‘Penisarux Rex’.

Then, he was asked?

“Is the thing there?”

“Yes!”

“Will it satisfy our daughter?”

“Yes!”

It was a moment to giggle at. Even Gov. Ukpabio of Akwa Ibom State, Senator Florence Ita Giwa, all Celebrites, and all Esit Uruans appreciated it.

WTF.

HAHAHAHAH VERY FUNNY

Tradition could be blind sometimes. He shld have brought all his children as a proof if he knew b4 hand.