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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jejelolatu(f): 5:51pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
*sometimes the smartest thing to say is "i dnt know" *if luv is blind, how is he eva gna find me. *the only advantage u have over me is dat u can k iss ma @s s and i cant. *funny how martin luther king was wide awake when he said "i have a dream" Nb: newbie on dis thread, sowwie if dey aint witty enuff . |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 5:53pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
i like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us but pigs treat us as equals |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 5:55pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
i can resist everything xcept temptation . . . Oscar |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 5:57pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
what do you call peolpe who are afraid of Santa Claus CLAUSTOPHOBIC |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 6:00pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
marriage is when a man and a woman become as one, the troubles start when they try to decide which one |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 6:03pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffe-ring |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 6:07pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
in weight lifting, i dnt think sudden uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ifez: 9:38pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
Before: "The patient bird got the fattest worm." Now: "The patient bird gets no worm at all." Later: "The early worm will get eaten!" |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 6:13pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Victor Borge |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 5:50pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Akebulan: 11:20pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
"If you are standing still, you are moving backwards." |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 1:21am On Dec 18, 2009 |
@epi, i love dat ur santa claus' quote. @ifez, what a witty quotes u av there. Keep it up! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by earthrealm(m): 7:40am On Dec 18, 2009 |
If guys had periods, we'd brag about the size of our tampons. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 10:02am On Dec 18, 2009 |
@earth, . . . A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer . . . |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:40pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 8:41pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
"To be prepared is half the victory." -- Miguel de Cervantes |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:06pm On Dec 19, 2009 |
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown. -- Conan OBrien |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 7:23pm On Dec 20, 2009 |
^^ Sis leave Gary Coleman alone jare. How are you sure we are not all going to roast? @post "Shun idleness. It is the rust that attaches itself to the most brilliant metals.' Voltaire (1694-1778) French writer, essayist and philosopher |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:59am On Dec 21, 2009 |
""The difference in winning and losing is most often, not quitting." Walt Disney (1901 - 1966 ) Academy Award-winning American film producer, director, screenwriter, voice actor, animator, entrepreneur and philanthropist |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:28pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
"For every disadvantage there is a corresponding advantage." -- Clement Stone, executive |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by temisafety: 5:41pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Lead, follow or get out the way. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 6:47pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 3:12pm On Dec 25, 2009 |
"Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction." -- Kenichi Ohmae, business coach |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:20pm On Dec 26, 2009 |
Dear Lord, I was asked yesterday to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us. . . a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird. . . a social being. . . capable of actual affection. . .nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we ate it. Please give my respects to its family. . . . Sincerely, Epi |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:59pm On Dec 26, 2009 |
The hard way is the only safe path to succeed in life. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sjkeri(m): 12:07am On Dec 27, 2009 |
Good things don't come easy-by me |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:33pm On Dec 27, 2009 |
Love doesn't cause pain. People do. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 6:03pm On Dec 27, 2009 |
"Experience is valuable only if it's imbued with meaning from which one can draw salient conclusions. Otherwise, experience becomes imprisoning." - - Barry McCaffrey, general |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:55pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
^^ I like @topic Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods. -- Frankie Boyle |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:00pm On Dec 29, 2009 |
You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 3:10pm On Dec 29, 2009 |
epi, ur really ruling this thread. More groung nut oil to your elbow |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:07pm On Dec 30, 2009 |
^^^ top of the morning to you @topic Neither of my parents has been very sensitive about my writing. Robert Morgan |
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