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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 2:34am On Mar 07, 2010
"Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones."

-- Phillips Brooks
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 1:04pm On Mar 08, 2010
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:22pm On Mar 09, 2010
[size=13pt]I can't go on, I'll go on. . . . sad[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by tayoast(m): 11:21pm On Mar 10, 2010
'The real measure of a man is what he does when no one else is looking;
When he's guided only by his own sense of right and wrong.'

word!!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:17am On Mar 12, 2010
[size=13pt]When you argue with reality, you lose - but only 100% of the time.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Eemah(m): 12:35pm On Mar 12, 2010
Every name has a price tag,
Which name do you want to be called ?
father ? uncle ? aunty? etc
be ready to pay the price !
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:22pm On Mar 12, 2010
[size=13pt]You are the same today that you'll be five years from now except for two things: the people you meet and the books you read.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 3:49pm On Mar 13, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]You are the same today that you'll be five years from now except for two things: the people you meet and the books you read.[/size]

gud grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:30pm On Mar 13, 2010
------ wink wink wink wink
adebayo201:

gud grin

Topic. .

[size=13pt]Hopefully, I'll be remembered as the person who brought an end to Christianity. . . . [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:57pm On Mar 13, 2010
[size=13pt]KILL YOUR PARENTS" and "I LOVE SATAN" kiss kiss[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by tayoast(m): 12:23am On Mar 14, 2010
^^u need HELP sad
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:21pm On Mar 14, 2010
[size=13pt]----come help me naa wink wink[/size]
tayo_ast:

^^u need HELP sad
[size=13pt]
Topic. .

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. . . . *
[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 9:40am On Mar 15, 2010
If you are jogging down the road and you hear clapping behind you& no one is there, it is your ass telling you it is time to lose weight!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:56am On Mar 15, 2010
[size=13pt]bu ha ha . . . .! thats true. shocked shocked grin[/size]
MrPrsdent:

If you are jogging down the road and you hear clapping behind you& no one is there, it is your backside telling you it is time to lose weight!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 4:10pm On Mar 15, 2010
The GOC, Maina or – whatever his name is – I did call him many times, but he won’t pick my phone.

--Domkat Bali
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 4:11pm On Mar 15, 2010
I stopped him and asked why he has refused to pick my calls after calling many times? The idiot only told me he was overwhelmed by the happening

--Domkat Bali
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sigidi(m): 4:34pm On Mar 15, 2010
never follow d rules of d game, invent urs.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sigidi(m): 4:42pm On Mar 15, 2010
More, d biggest problem we all possess n we dont kno it
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 4:46pm On Mar 15, 2010
sigidi:

More, d biggest problem we all possess n we dont kno it

Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:54pm On Mar 16, 2010
[size=13pt]Paradise is exactly like where you are right now. . . only much, much better. wink[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 2:03am On Mar 20, 2010
"If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?"


Rumi
(1207-1273)
Persian poet and philosopher
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:27am On Mar 20, 2010
[size=13pt]Every moment is an experience. [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 2:37am On Mar 21, 2010
"In calm water every ship has a good captain."
-
- Grover Cleveland, 22nd and 24th U.S. President
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:28pm On Mar 21, 2010
[size=13pt]Our forces will not be on the sidelines. [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by candidlily(f): 4:31pm On Mar 21, 2010
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
(Douglas Adams )
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:36pm On Mar 21, 2010
[size=13pt]To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe*.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by deneut: 7:59am On Mar 22, 2010
Becareful to get what u like or u'll be forced to like what u get.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by deneut: 8:02am On Mar 22, 2010
he u fight and dodge today,will live to fight tomorrow.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by deneut: 8:07am On Mar 22, 2010
nothing is more dangerous than indecision in times of trouble.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by shinken(m): 2:03pm On Mar 22, 2010
whoever says the way to a man's heart is his stomach is aiming a little higher
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2010
[size=13pt]Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 11:55pm On Mar 24, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again[/size]
grin
grin grin grin

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