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| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 12:15am On Jul 19, 2009 |
if i had to choose between you & a smile, i would choose you, because without you, i can't smile if all my friends were jumping off a bridge, i wouldn't follow, i'd be at the bottom to catch them |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 2:04am On Jul 20, 2009 |
Friends are like condoms,they keep you safe when things get rough. Here's to the nights I'll never remember, with the friends I'll never forget |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 5:15pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by dohyn(m): 1:33am On Jul 21, 2009 |
''We are not retreating.we are merely marching backwards'' Sir Winston Churchill |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by imranmo(m): 12:49pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
" Tommorow is Unpredictable and Today is a nightmare so I reside in yesterday ,reminiscing. " |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by muyiscoi(m): 11:37pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe - Albert Einstein |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 11:52pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
I guess it's all my fault, huh? I mean, if someone follows you around like a puppy, what else can you do but tell them to go fetch? - Party of Five |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Turiano(m): 7:01am On Jul 22, 2009 |
Tomorrow are for those who prepared for it to day. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Turiano(m): 7:08am On Jul 22, 2009 |
The bird that petch on the rope shud be ready to dance wit the rope. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Turiano(m): 7:10am On Jul 22, 2009 |
The bird that petches on the rope shud be ready to dance wit the rope. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Turiano(m): 12:29pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
"The fowl that swallow a needle shall nt live to boost of it". |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
I have Loved, Lost, and Learned. Satisfaction is found on my own. I am DEEPER than you think. love what you got & remember what you had If a man cannot survive my neglect, I don't need him Good, better, best, never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best If there's a rule, I break it. If there is a law, I'll only crack it Some people have the personality of a toothache Most women think they really have three boobs. Two on their chest and the man in their life Knowing God is Liberty from the inside out Boys get mad quicker but girls stay mad longer Real leaders are ordinary people with extraordinary determination. Open mind, helping hands, prayerful lips & lovable heart - Thats what is ATTITUDE. Challenges and obstacles are natural, Men is born to overcome it and reach SUCCESS!!! LOVE ME OR HATE ME BUT U CAN NOT IGNORE ME |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 5:05pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping. Minna Thomas Antrim |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 9:16am On Jul 25, 2009 |
When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum. . . . (thot this was kinda funny, . . . .)  |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 5:33pm On Jul 26, 2009 |
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -- Albert Einstein |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 2:00am On Jul 27, 2009 |
~"What People Call Insincerity Is Simply A Method By Which We Can Multiply Our Personalities.” ~Oscar Wilde~ ~Tis Witty TOYOSI20. . I Like!  |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by newdeal(m): 5:20pm On Jul 27, 2009 |
Behind every success is a crime- Balzac |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 3:40am On Jul 28, 2009 |
~I Have Met A Lot Of Hardboiled Eggs In My Time, But You're Twenty Minutes.” ~ Oscar Wilde ~ |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by SeanT21(f): 4:50am On Jul 28, 2009 |
Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk! Churchill: And Madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you will still be ugly. Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee. Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it. He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by savanaha: 5:10am On Jul 28, 2009 |
SeanT21: Those were funny |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by savanaha: 5:11am On Jul 28, 2009 |
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone sees it but only you feel the warmth" |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by maedan(f): 5:19am On Jul 28, 2009 |
lol, did Churchill really say those things? Rotfl! Now that's what I call witty! And mean!  |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Turiano(m): 6:03am On Jul 29, 2009 |
"It is the hand that ventures in2 the pot of soup,that enventually leak the soup." |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 12:48am On Jul 30, 2009 |
~Gr8 Selection SeanT~ |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 2:45pm On Jul 31, 2009 |
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 12:08am On Aug 02, 2009 |
God almighty made women and the Rockefeller gang of thieves made the ladies. Mary Harris Jones In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. Hunter S. Thompson "When a thief kisses you, count your teeth” |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by SeanT21(f): 3:03am On Aug 02, 2009 |
I am glad U guys liked it. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. Oscar Wilde Life is too important to be taken seriously. Oscar Wilde Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. Oscar Wilde There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 11:23pm On Aug 02, 2009 |
SeanT21: ~Oscar Wilde Is my fav Poet Ever! Quoted Quotes amony my fav. . . |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 11:30pm On Aug 02, 2009 |
~” Fashion Is A Form Of Ugliness So Intolerable That We Have To Alter It Every Six Months. ” ~Oscar Wilde~ |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by SeanT21(f): 2:30am On Aug 03, 2009 |
Count me in also.I love the guy!! A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde Genius is born--not paid. Oscar Wilde If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. Oscar Wilde |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 6:00pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
* Love knows no limit to its endurance, no end to its trust, no fading of its hope; it can outlast anything. * Love still stands when all else has fallen. * Fashion is more about feel than science. . , . - Pharrell |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 9:19pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and I think all those people are worthless dirtballs |
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