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Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by White007(m): 9:14am On Mar 23, 2013
It is illegal to be too loud in bed in Australia. 

An Australian couple was sentenced to a fine after their wild lovemaking has been seen as disturbing their neighbors.
Jessica Angel and Colin Mackenzie are being fined $4,000 for breaking the 1993Law of Environmental Protection, according to local newspaper reports.
Under the law in South Australia, the noise is classified as a form of pollution and that includes vibration.
Police have visited the apartment of the couple twenty times in the past. MacKenzie, 45, accused his girlfriend for making the noise.


“Our average scx goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week,” he said.
“That’s more or less why I’m asleep at six o’clock. I’m probably going to die of a heart attack. It almost killed me as it is.”
An emergency environment protection order was served on the pair, ordering them to cease all noise in 72 hours.
But the couple was reported to have ignored that order and the police were called again on Tuesday morning when they were arrested and charged.
The couple is reportedly the first in South Australia to be accused of violating environmental laws.

Culled from the Australian times.
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by pendo89(f): 10:13am On Mar 23, 2013
grin grin nice one
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by White007(m): 12:40pm On Mar 23, 2013
What got me lol~ing is the underneath quote >>>

“Our average scx goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week,” he said.
“That’s more or less why I’m asleep at six o’clock. I’m probably going to die of a heart attack. It almost killed me as it is.”
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by xynerise: 12:45pm On Mar 23, 2013
grin. Na wa o
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Nobody: 12:49pm On Mar 23, 2013
Rabbits in human skin.

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Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by xynerise: 12:52pm On Mar 23, 2013
sexkillz: Rabbits in human skin.
Shut up jor. No be too much shout you and Kafayat dey shout make landlord give una quick notice? grin
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Idowuogbo(f): 12:53pm On Mar 23, 2013
White007:

Our average scx goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week,” he said.
“That’s more or less why I’m asleep at six o’clock. I’m probably going to die of a heart attack. It almost killed me as it is.”.
na wa o! dis wan na rottweiler o! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Nobody: 12:53pm On Mar 23, 2013
xynerise:
Shut up jor. No be too much shout you and Kafayat dey shout make landlord give una quick notice? grin
Who is kafayat? The name alone can scare anyone.

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Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Idowuogbo(f): 12:55pm On Mar 23, 2013
sexkillz: Who is kafayat? The name alone can scare anyone.
u no remember local meat again? dis international love is strong o! my son don go PLC!levels don change. grin grin grin grin
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by xynerise: 12:55pm On Mar 23, 2013
sexkillz: Who is kafayat? The name alone can scare anyone.
You don forget that your babe wey get tribal marks like who lion give back hand slap? undecided
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Nobody: 12:56pm On Mar 23, 2013
at least the guy is good in bed grin grin
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by xynerise: 12:57pm On Mar 23, 2013
Idowuogbo:
u no remember local meat again? dis international love is strong o! my son don go PLC!levels don change. grin grin grin grin
Leave am make e dey deny e ex babe. Na because o say his new one is online grin
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Dyt(f): 12:57pm On Mar 23, 2013
D scream adds pleasure to it
Can't b doin n b numb/quiet
*raises eyebrow*
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Nobody: 12:58pm On Mar 23, 2013
Idowuogbo:
u no remember local meat again? dis international love is strong o! my son don go PLC!levels don change. grin grin grin grin
xynerise:
You don forget that your babe wey get tribal marks like who lion give back hand slap? undecided
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by xynerise: 1:00pm On Mar 23, 2013
sexkillz:
undecided
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Idowuogbo(f): 1:00pm On Mar 23, 2013
sexkillz:
embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Nobody: 1:01pm On Mar 23, 2013
xynerise:
undecided
angry
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by xynerise: 1:02pm On Mar 23, 2013
sexkillz: angry
shocked











angry
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by simdam500(m): 1:46pm On Mar 23, 2013
adaobi123: at least the guy is good in bed grin grin
lmao. Is dat wat matters
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Nobody: 1:51pm On Mar 23, 2013
Six to seven hours sex wtf
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Nobody: 2:00pm On Mar 23, 2013
simdam500: lmao. Is dat wat matters
of course grin grin
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by free2ryhme: 2:05pm On Mar 23, 2013
dogs
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by DonaldGenes(m): 2:05pm On Mar 23, 2013
Ohhh bouy ehhhh
Na ds kind moaninq sef I like scatter
Make "em come try am for here nah
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Ishilove: 2:21pm On Mar 23, 2013
Six to seven hours a night, five times a week?

Talk about maximum workout...whew! cheesy wink grin
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by dhardline(m): 2:43pm On Mar 23, 2013
adaobi123:
of course grin grin
can you match that time?
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Nobody: 2:45pm On Mar 23, 2013
dhardline:
can you match that time?
no i'll faint after 15 mins grin
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by luvmijeje(f): 3:17pm On Mar 23, 2013
That is called an effective law governing country.
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by pilotseq: 3:32pm On Mar 23, 2013
Hw dis one tk concern me. E go comot Jonathan 4 seat?
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by psky: 3:54pm On Mar 23, 2013
Lol funny thread, really pitying the dude. Sex doesn't just kill, it now gets you in jail. grin
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Nobody: 4:59pm On Mar 23, 2013
noise is inevitable cheesy
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Jochuki(m): 5:06pm On Mar 23, 2013
I like this couple.... that's call Ǧ☺☺ϑ Sex.....
Re: Couple Arrested For Being Too Loud In Bed by Nobody: 5:14pm On Mar 23, 2013
Na the neighbors fall hand. angry

Anytime she begin moan, dem go knock enter house do party,foursome, fivesome, sixsome sef.

By the next week, dem no born am well make she sound pim!.

angry

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