Omni_Sparrow:
"If you move, I move you" -Police

LMBO..!!! One bastard police said that to me..

If you move I fire
I say stand here, and you are looking at me
Craze dey worry you?

zeyheed: why are you afraiding?

why you dey para ? Or why are you paraying ? ( why are you paranoid )

Laugh don tire me o. Make I rest small.

I cannot come and go and kill myself. 'Mi o le wa lo pa ara mi'

gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?

Lol
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.

Let me check for the meanings of the above made in Nigeria English in my made in Nigeria dictionary.

This was said by the pastor of Chrislamherb.Dont know if its still existing.

"You need to be a hospitality somebody"

bright007: i will rather kill myself than commit suicide

keke abeg carry dix one go yaba left,condition don poss becareful chai

been LMHO! gosh! Loving this

johnstar: *shay una go chao garri

No na anything swallow na him good 4 bodyie

I am porshoing instead of pursuing hahaaaaa thank God i am not a nigerian

[color=#000099][/color]throway it away
Fever is catching me
Why you dey yarn okpata?
Put ur mind down.

* I been come your house but u didnt dey

*Follow me help me carry this chair.

* The water don done.
*

GooseBaba:

LMBO..!!! One bastard police said that to me..

If you move I fire
I say stand here, and you are looking at me
Craze dey worry you?

by dia chat we shall knews them

aniiii: I can hear the smell from outside.

big ups to naiglish

can we make dis a thing.. can we start callin it naiglish instead of pidgin english...


sounds cool

See as you thin like bongar fish

Only you wan finish that food, dem wan sell you?

You get diarrhea.? Why you dey chop and SH.it like this

Fhemmmy: May i know you?

Abeg come make I see u bros...

Comot.

Let me add some

1. Ngbo, they said you are dating Folake. Is it true ?
2. Your father has spent a lot on your head
3. If you don't study you are just doing yourself
4. I wear a bus from ikorodu to ojota
5. Leave me jare !
6. That song "entered" my body
7. Na me you dey abuse? Your father !!!
8. If I catch you, you will smell pepper
9. Please reverse back
10. He "gave" me one dirty slap "gbosa!!"
11. That boy has been "chasing" me . He says he wants to marry me
12. I like the "chain" you are wearing


...to be continued

Now wey dem be comot this old thread from na?

platinumricky: Buy Your Recharge Cards Here
my point: if its yours, do u have to buy it?!

funny but na true

Abeg u, no full my hand oh, (dont disappoint me)

No do, no do, gragra for here oh....

Area boys full dat place oh.... Or area boys bokur for that location.


I full ground remain.....

I don belle full ( I am full i.e wen eating)

i speak queens english i dt understand those rotten english

emmanuel4758: for ur mindooh u think say dis ur english collect lol i don speak my gramaticaly eror anyway i no blame my self cuz i waz nt born in england lol na concord tinz sha

speak it my brother. but dont forget the real english o!!

My Oga at the Top

These r called Pigin-monolinguistic interferences

I COMMENT MY RESERVE...
I RADA KILL MYSELF DAN COMMITE SUICIDE....

Oga no be like that ohh

My oga at the top

Oga mi I hail ohhh

Troway face my guy, leave that thing

Armed robbers no be spirit na person like you and me..

Why you do mouth like person wey chop hot puff puff.

Na who carry my pant from wire, that person no go die better..

Where them dey..! Who dem be ..!?

Banku&Tilapia:
I am porshoing instead of pursuing hahaaaaa thank God i am not a nigerian

Lol same thing i'm glad. Wetin be this i go carry you. does this make any sense!

biolabee: Now wey dem be comot this old thread from na?

Na wey dem cargo dis old thread frm na?

I been think say na your brother show

deejay_harry1: can we make dis a thing.. can we start callin it naiglish instead of pidgin english...


sounds cool

hahahah why not!

shadrach77: Let me add some

1. Ngbo, they said you are dating Folake. Is it true ?
2. Your father has spent a lot on your head
3. If you don't study you are just doing yourself
4. I wear a bus from ikorodu to ojota
5. Leave me jare !
6. That song "entered" my body
7. Na me you dey abuse? Your father !!!
8. If I catch you, you will smell pepper
9. Please reverse back
10. He "gave" me one dirty slap "gbosa!!"
11. That boy has been "chasing" me . He says he wants to marry me
12. I like the "chain" you are wearing


...to be continued

Lmao..!' How about

He jilted me with another woman

I was sitting down je je. When he came to look for my trouble

If I slap you here ehn ... You go know say Jesus is lord

I go rush you slap for here, you no go know wetin do you

Every body must answer him papa name

Guy why you dey carry chest like person wey chop iron SH.it bone