Gimme small lofinda(perfume) to use

I beg come go, make u nor come witchine me here...

This ground they draw.. Ogbolo soup too dey draw...
That muscian last album nr blow at all.
Na only me one come lagos by myself.{benin english}
Na tea i chop cum skul.

I once asked my students to write an essay on "my best food" and give reasons. One particular essay read:
I like rice and beans a lot because
It use to make my brain stand up!

We nor want see dargbo for here oh...
U for kukuma buy am 4 bread...
As I see my senior sis. Na so I pick race....
O boy' that Toyota geep the tear race na be small

Ogbeni slow the fan

I am laffing wit all this things u people are writing.
It is funnying me.
Very very very very funny.
It is making me to laff.
I roll down and fall on the ground from my bed because of laff.
Water is even falling from my eye.
Lol

please help a sister https://www.nairaland.com/1351708/please-defending-research-proposal-tommorrow#16692872

shebe u don hear her abi
watin dey worri
conductor i want drop for here oooo

Bros u here say Femi don cut into Europe.

Immediately I finish the paper na to crash remain.

You here say baba don pail.. ( as in dead)

Abeg my belle done full....

U sidon der wen rain dey beat my clothes...

Stegomiah: Enter your shoe and follow me

I'll tell my daddy for you

[size=15pt]I'll tell my daddy for you too... Shebi asha have my own daddy![/size]

-I entered into the place
- Escort me to the toilet
- Do you know who am I?
- Reverse back
- The house has reached lintu (lintel)
Heard these in Nollywood movies:
- Come and go
- I selled (se-lled) it
- They are my clothes, I bought it.

LMFAO....I kukuma, Shebi, Oya, daaanggg....its all yoru-english

gluv01: I rather kill myself than to commit suicide

gluv01: I rather kill myself than to commit suicide

Cathybrown: shebe u don hear her abi
watin dey worri
conductor i want drop for here oooo

conductor I wan come down for Surulere junction.

Or conductor abeg look for change for me, I go soon come down now now....

Hav u kill the gen

Your head nor correct.
Motor go jam u.
com chop.
Begin waka comot for here.
i go slap u.
The light na low current
How he take affect u.
Park well.

O' boy this thread sweet die..

Maga don pay

Seun bin dey enter class those days

@op, you av step on my eyes,oya enter your shoe and follow me

WildChild00:

U sidon der wen rain dey beat my clothes...

Lmao..!!! Classic...

I waka sota sota, my sleepas file....

Daddy has went out
What is strong with u
To hair is human to forgive is define
I can't fit shout

Chelsea would have CARRY the cup if John Terry did not loose the PENARITY

English yaff die

O' boy wen I see police for inside Ikorodu, na so I zab....

I cannot come and kill myself for nothing
Se u undertstand
Please help me to tell him to tell her to tell him that he should return my biro.

Warri version
O'boy i don whip the phone -I have sold the phone
guy you don blast? -have u eaten?
When you de enter kians - When are you going back to school?

https://www.nairaland.com/1228984/new-dawn

femi4: Chelsea would have CARRY the cup if John Terry did not loose the PENARITY

Na panaroro...

[size=15pt]i'll tell my mummy and my daddy that aunty seun want to touch my kokoyo[/size]

Baba the kind rain wen beat me 2day hmmm, I see oba, I kukuma commot cover shoe, begin run enter brt bus.