As a guy insults can be tolerated by me 4rm my fellow guy, e.g. Drunkard father! But when u call my mom ashewoo..., WAHALA GO DEY OH, play no reach that level!

babysnogls: Saw ds on fb before. Abegi!

Sooooooooooooooooo, he does dat affect us

babysnogls: Saw ds on fb before. Abegi!

Sooooooooooooooooo, hw does dat affect us

the_ripper2: A visit to Moremi hall then in OAU leaves me with disgust as to hw ladies treated themselves, see as dem go dey partition, separate and demarcate their rug, pot and bed. When boys fo awo hall and faj den dey leave communal life. Na all for one all one for all then.

Women get their own peculiar wahala sha. Guys rock any day.

you are very right but I wonder why ladies pick on each other so easily and are so intolerant towards each other unlike guys. Ladies living together in hostels automatically becomes enemies full of hatred and dissent towards each other but this is very unlike guys

At op next time quote where u stole this article from.

Ijele-igbo:
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??

1 million likes

If u watch my back n I watch urs, den u can call me homeboy

D kind insult wey me n my frnds de giv ourselvs includn som stupid names no de 4 dis planet...but at d end of d day wen alarm blow...we go join moni buy bachelors food...which is bread, akara, fried yam, potatoe n plantain with mineral or pure water...n at d end evry body smilz home....luv guys lyf well well...fyt n settle immediately...God blez guys.

ichidodo: so true,The o.p is a bastard *winks*

ROTFLMAO.......

True.

Verrryyy true.. Na so we guys dey do o. Especially the shayo part and guys are just free to spend, wine and dine.. But ladies, na so so gossip, backbitting, and outrageous requests. Thank God am a man....

all humans are normal...but some gender are more normal than others

ItsModella:
Seriously though, where did some of you pick your brains from?

Na your type @OP they refer to
you this fake lady pretending to be good friends to your genders

Very True

True. Just that once in a while some boys betray..but guys despite wil stil look this over with and see it as guys things quicker than ladies rel to one another. Yes. True once again to guys. Gals RE MEAN OO

How come the original post has this much likes What is the meaning of this?? .

this guy is so right. Girls en... are smtinelse

so true.
my best friend calls me bastard or aboki and i call him idiot or drunkard. however, if he is about to eat and i call, he will ask me to hurry to his place so we can eat together before the food gets cold. friends for over 17yrs.

lol!!! Funny enough me and my woman does this to each other every time we talk over the phone.

I no no wetin enter one of my babe friend head wey make her go tell her bf say him dad dey mad


The beatin hem, bro no b here oo.....

Gistwitherico: As a guy insults can be tolerated by me 4rm my fellow guy, e.g. Drunkard father! But when u call my mom ashewoo..., WAHALA GO DEY OH, play no reach that level!

I have never understood this rubbish. I have a few friends like this as well wey no like make u yab their mama. All na yab and affects no one. Strangely, I would rather u diss my moms cos I like my pops more.

So true...

i just call that mad man now#### padi anyday any time!!!.

90% of my guyz lyks to converse wit in dat dialect. so far we dont find it offensive, we still de carry de go. but for my babe..NOOOOO

funny but absolutely true. as a matter of fact, very typical of my usual line of conversation with a friend. more funny is the co-incidence in name. .

we hardly ever say nice things to each other on phone, but he will always pop in & we go have some bottles

To: Fancis, I dedicate this thread.

nice one Op, I had a good laugh. thnks

pappilo:

I have never understood this rubbish. I have a few friends like this as well wey no like make u yab their mama. All na yab and affects no one. Strangely, I would rather u diss my moms cos I like my pops more.

u've said it all"STRANGELY"...my mama?u dey craze

lol

ItsModella:
Seriously though, where did some of you pick your brains from?

You just proved it. A guy wouldn't have taken this ish seriously. Go take a shower jare

PAGAN 9JA:


LMAO! this is not a sales company!

They do not need assistance. they exist independantly yet neither can exist without the other, just like different pieces make a jigsaw puzzle.

Greek Myths? who is talking about that? Creator Force = Creator God = Allah, Saarkin Aljinnu, Chukwu, Olodumare, Zeus, Brahma, Pan Gu , etc.

Destructive Force(Destructive God/God of War,etc.) = Wadd , Shango, Amadioha, Agurzil , Maher, Chi You, Shiva, etc. .

why do you make fool of yourself? why do you suffer from inferiority complex? dont you have any pride in your ancestors and history? wow slave mentality!

how do you know anything about magic / dark forces? you who have been worshipping a Black Cube/Pagan Temple

My heavenly father! Pls have mercy on this lost soul! And let thy will be done!!

Pls someone should take this quy to the nearest hospital!! I wonder how people are like this? Chaiiiii

Cheiii i was late but is the truth.

Donalð Genes:


My heavenly father! Pls have mercy on this lost soul! And let thy will be done!!

Pls someone should take this quy to the nearest hospital!! I wonder how people are like this? Chaiiiii

HEy are you st.upid? THIS IS NIGERIA AND I FOLLOW A NIGERIAN RELIGION !

go take your mumu man-worship elsewhere! i dont need the mercy of your na.ked man God.

Dat na truth o.