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Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Omexonomy: 12:37pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE:are you a catholic |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Nobody: 12:41pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Omexonomy: are you a catholicFormer Catholic tho Mi pagan, nig Catholic |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by deeptinka: 1:03pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Logicboy03: Guy, do a search for any holes in your roof or leakages around your house. like is said in my post, i have all openings covered and even my bedroom is so open and free. No opening that i know of. my doors was locked and windows covered with mosquito net. i have checked thoroughly before crying out. |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by deeptinka: 1:08pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
techie: The bats are resident inthe room in that house stop looking for spiritual answers to physical issues So i thought when i had my first two experiences, am only terrified cos i have all holes covered, doors were locked and windows covered. i stay alone and wonder how else this creature crippled in cos nobody opened my door. I woke up about 4am this morning and still in shock. |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by deeptinka: 1:10pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
enilove: I had a similar experience when I packed to my own house a Ijoko. My wife called me to come and see bats in the visitors toilet,we later killed it and in the morning we discovered another 3, which we also killed. Thanks, i will do so. |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by deeptinka: 1:18pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Omexonomy: Noting we no go see for nairaland all kind of advice. This dude is making matters worst. |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by obowunmi(m): 2:09pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Responses are very funny. Loooooool The bats have been living there before you moved in. 1 Like |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Ishilove: 2:19pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
ijawkid:Lmao!! |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Ishilove: 2:23pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Logicboy03:Au contraire, honey, thou art the foolish one. There are dark mysteries in this world that you can't fathom. 5 Likes |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by ezme(m): 2:48pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
enilove: Do you know the number of bini boys that die in the Sahara desert when trying to trek to europe? You think they wouldn't have preferred the "teleporting" option? 2 Likes |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by ezme(m): 2:50pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
@Enilove, its not a matter of lying to myself. It is a matter of choosing to believe it/in it. |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Heatblast(m): 2:52pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
deep_tinka: I moved into my apartment around satellite town July last year and very recently(Last month) i have been experiencing something strange. The first was about a month ago, i got back home and immediately the light was restored, i noticed a Bat flying in my room(my personal). I immediately launched an attack and killed it, i also ensured it was completely burnt to ashes. Then Two days later another one appeared. This time it was witnessed by myself and my neighbor and we both attacked it and killed. I decided to close every opening in my room and ensured my room was always locked after that second experience. I'll advice you to recheck, small bats can creep through a space the size of a fingernail(this I know cos those tiny mammals once paid me a visit). PS: bats aren't horrible creatures, they are even more of our relatives than the birds , don't kill them again it's probably a she with children to feed that mistakenly wanders into your house looking for food 1 Like |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by staggerman(m): 3:05pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
What if you had seen a fowl in your house? Bats are to some people, what fowl is to you- MEAT It is only the thing you fear that can be used to haunt you. When you lose fear over such things, they cease to exist. Next time you see such thing, kill it and eat it >: |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:18pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
deep_tinka: I moved into my apartment around satellite town July last year and very recently(Last month) i have been experiencing something strange. The first was about a month ago, i got back home and immediately the light was restored, i noticed a Bat flying in my room(my personal). I immediately launched an attack and killed it, i also ensured it was completely burnt to ashes. Then Two days later another one appeared. This time it was witnessed by myself and my neighbor and we both attacked it and killed. I decided to close every opening in my room and ensured my room was always locked after that second experience. Your help is in the hands of the Lord. Watch this videoclip and see how this night bird that invaded a church during service was dealt with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRkgTlsRLGY |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by ezme(m): 4:36pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
OLAADEGBU: Poor bird, probably fell out of fatigue and continuous taunting from the guy in blue jeans and white t-shirt. The fact the video had to be cut showed what happened during the interval. 1 Like |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Nobody: 10:51pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Ishilove: We will make very good husband and wife. I would start by arresting that foolish pastor that has been brainwashing you and then burning all your bibles (I just dey joke ooo) |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Nobody: 10:53pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
deep_tinka: Someone could have an extra key? Your ceiling style could be a false ceiling? So many possibilities but if you want to go spiritual, tere are many pastors and juju men ready to rob you of your hard earned money. Your choice |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Ishilove: 11:11pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Logicboy03:If you venture marry me, God will arrest you and you will become born again 1 Like |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Nobody: 11:17pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Ishilove: God na policeman? Abegi........una modern girls sef....live like christian, f4ck like atheist... Dey form virgin mary there...... |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:32pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
ezme: You must be a funny guy. You should have said that it fell because of continuous nagging. |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by wiegraf: 11:34pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Op, i have a solution that cannot fail. This is what you do; find a bridge or a sky scraper, make sure it is a good distance from the ground, enough to kill you, then jump off. I guarantee this will solve your issues. I highly reccomend this solution to anyone with similar problems as well |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by ezme(m): 11:42pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
OLAADEGBU: Actually the congregation present seemed small and the whole group participated in the taunting but the guy in blue jeans and t-shirts was actually firing pellets towards the bird. Something close happened in an Anglican Church and the sexton just drove it away with a long stick. 1 Like |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by deeptinka: 11:52pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
wiegraf: Op, i have a solution that cannot fail. This is what you do; find a bridge or a sky scraper, make sure it is a good distance from the ground, enough to kill you, then jump off. I guarantee this will solve your issues. I highly reccomend this solution to anyone with similar problems as well Your solution is well received, i can imagine what would have happened to your family members that have tried it before. Good recommendation |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by ezme(m): 11:56pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
@deep tinka, seriously it would be to you what you perceive it to be. If you take it as a mere bat, it would be a mere bat. if you take it to be witches at work, it would be that. It is a mind thing. |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Nobody: 8:51am On Apr 29, 2013 |
ezme: @deep tinka, seriously it would be to you what you perceive it to be. If you take it as a mere bat, it would be a mere bat. if you take it to be witches at work, it would be that. It is a mind thing.Another lie. Let's assume I take every word you say to be that of a fool, does that make you one. Smh. |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Nobody: 9:17am On Apr 29, 2013 |
I didn't even bother to read enilove's post.. That lady/guy knows more about witchcraft than Christianity... talk about Heaven's undercover CIA agent.. sheeesh... @OP: Check your roof, ceiling, whatever before you start checking demons.. Sometimes, the demons we chase live inside our heads.... 1 Like |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by lekkie073(m): 11:03am On Apr 29, 2013 |
U r about to become batman be dat o. Is there anyone with d name joker living close to u? |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by Nobody: 11:25am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Reyginus: Sometimes I wonder how ANY african will deny that he has not experienced, talk more seing, a supernatural. ...iv got no idea! when I saw a human being flying at night in congo I jst had to believe! Dis is Africa o! @op jst check if they are any holes in ur room, u cnt blame the bats on witchcraft and the supernatural |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by nenergy(m): 11:27am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Logicboy03: Guy, do a search for any holes in your roof or leakages around your house.I concur! This must be an open vent somewhere. We experienced this when we moved into our new apartment. I couldn't sleep well at night.lol I did a search found open vent and no more bats! Bats love dark places and the space between the roof and ceiling is just dark enough. |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by alumnidoggz(m): 11:28am On Apr 29, 2013 |
i used to experience the same thing,when i moved to an apartment in 2000.am alway killing bats in my bedroom.i now study them and found out that when its rainning season they usually look for a place warm because they are mammals.and i also got to find out that they are getting into the room through my sliding glass.are u using a sliding glass?u konw sliding glass has space in between,so they hide in between the glass. |
Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by yuzedo: 11:29am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Poor Owl! Those charlatans just destroyed God's creature for nothing! Just to suck in gullible souls! Ridiculous! @OP: Bruce Wayne was afraid of Bats.... Because of that, they killed his Parents. And he had to learn Martial Arts & go on butt-kicking spree every night. See where i am going with this? Just start preparing bro.. Well, the name Batman has been taken, so you may have to be Batboy, Batkid, or Batindividual. The choice is yours.. Just start sewing your costume now and learning gidigbo! 2 Likes |
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