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CrimeRe: Landlord Commits Suicide By Hanging In Ogun, Blames Son In Suicide Note by 12Monkeys: 1:50pm On Aug 16, 2018
Buhari voters no wan the change again
PoliticsRe: N22tn Debt: Buhari, APC Have Wrecked Nigeria, Says PDP... by 12Monkeys: 12:50pm On Aug 16, 2018
This is why they all running like rain beating chickens to frustrate the opposition.
PoliticsRe: The Literal Meaning Of "Dan Baiwan Hausa", The Traditional Title Giving To Orji by 12Monkeys: 12:44pm On Aug 16, 2018
ZKOSOSO:
Dan Baiwan Hausa means '' The Slave (child/son) of female slave to the Hausa''

Baiko is gift

Bawa means slave (male)

Baiwa means Slave (female)

The n attached means ''of''
And the idiot will go and receive it all because him dey fear kuje
PoliticsRe: The Literal Meaning Of "Dan Baiwan Hausa", The Traditional Title Giving To Orji by 12Monkeys: 12:42pm On Aug 16, 2018
wingmanII:
I don't really care. Not a fan of Orji Kalu but we must not mislead the public. In any case, Orji Kalu is very fluent in hausa language so I doubt they can try such.
They refered to him at best as a gift son of Huasa land.

That means he was given to them.

Only slaves are treated like Christmas presents
PoliticsRe: The Literal Meaning Of "Dan Baiwan Hausa", The Traditional Title Giving To Orji by 12Monkeys: 12:26pm On Aug 16, 2018
wingmanII:
Dan Baiwa. Means gifted child. Smart child. Brilliant child.
Gifted Child of hausa land

Meaning a slave gifted to the Hausa kingdom

Anyway you want to twist it, he is still a slave to hausa.
PoliticsRe: The Literal Meaning Of "Dan Baiwan Hausa", The Traditional Title Giving To Orji by 12Monkeys: 12:18pm On Aug 16, 2018
wingmanII:
How does gift mean slave woman?
You are not making any sense.
How can an inanimate gift produce a son if not that gift to say is living human being.

The greatest gift you could give a Hausa/Fulani man was a sex slave or a horse.

Some Hausa men used to trade their finest horses in exchange for young girls.
PoliticsRe: The Literal Meaning Of "Dan Baiwan Hausa", The Traditional Title Giving To Orji by 12Monkeys: 12:15pm On Aug 16, 2018
Baiwan may also refer to Bawan which is servant or slave

PoliticsRe: The Literal Meaning Of "Dan Baiwan Hausa", The Traditional Title Giving To Orji by 12Monkeys: 12:10pm On Aug 16, 2018
Dan translates to Son

Baiwan means gift

Dan Baiwan then literally translates to Son of the gift

The Hausa/Fulanis used to gift themselves slaves usually sex slaves.

So, Dan Baiwan may relate to the son of a sex slave conceived by the master of the house.

The Hausa/Fulanis kept harems full of sex slaves whose only primary purpose is to satisfy the master's sexual urges.

The practice stems from Islamic customs of maintaining harems which are filled by captured women/girls or slaves.

Orji Kalu just got the insult of his life.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 10:49pm On Aug 15, 2018
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deomelo:
Keep quiet.

I didn't ask you to bore me with the same ipob rubbish, I asked you to back up your claims with facts stating that she forged NYSC cert.

Obviously you can not, hence your ignorant, bigoted and odious ipob rant..
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PoliticsRe: Never Again Will PDP Rule Us As Nigerians. by 12Monkeys: 10:48pm On Aug 15, 2018
The Time For Meme Warfare Beckons

2019 is around the corner and the game for minds begins.

Memetrix warfare is not a new thing that came out from the internetz but has been deployed since ancient man went to war.

The Allied forces used Meme warfare to both inspire their troops to war and also to rouse support from their populace.
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Democratic Politics is an aspect of war - a cold blooded war towards attaining power so it is no brainer that sooner or later the condensed animinated messaging posters used in wars will be deployed to the front line of political campaigns.

We saw a lot of this in the last elections being deployed by the APC roaches and sadly enough they have at their arsenal more zombots to spread their vile rubbish towards re-electing their Khalifa. But there is hope. Just like the ALT-Right used Meme warfare to take down that Wiccan Witch of Washington's (Hilary Clinton) presidential bid and install The Donald, we also can do it here. The DemoRATs in the US never knew what hit them because for decades they have been adherent students of Paul ALinsky's 101 Rules for Radicals - the same set of vile slanderous lying campaign which the Obama administration and the DNC taught the APC Alausa roaches well in 2015 and to which Lai Mohammed is still reviewing on a daily basis..

The APC Meme warfare will be coordinated not only by BMC, BSO, BMO and a host of soon to be launched other useless alphabetic acronyms with a ''B'' in front and they will target NOT only who emerges as the flag bearer for the opposition but also YOU who do not subscribe to a Buhari return. This is exactly how they made ridicule of any one who supported the re-election bid of GEJ all over social media which will later transmute into the real world. From there they drowned every reasonable concerned opposition towards a Buhari candidacy. It was a simple but sophisticated bullying tactic compounded with a herding and social conforming gimmick. Ironically, the herding of the sheeple to vote a Fulani cowboy who led them to the slaughter slabs.

We must NOT allow them to use the same gimmick to drown or silence our voice.

I will be starting my own Memetric warfare here on Nairaland and I hope all of you who are truly concerned with the spate of Nigeria and where these APC demons are herding us to will oblige to volunteer your time, skill and social network to spread the memes.

Unlike the APC demonic zombies, I will be relying on the utmost truth - which as they say is the ultimate weapon to free the imprisoned sheeple. I have under my belt several Meme phrases/terms that have gone viral and are part of the day-to-day nomenclature used on 9ja cyberspace. I was the first to tag them zombies. I was the first to draw attention to the Yoruba Muslim blight and their subservience to Sokoto and phobia to both the truth and commonsense.

We should not wait for them to shoot the first salvo as they have giving us more than enough rope to hang all of them.

Let the games begin.
PoliticsRe: Never Again Will PDP Rule Us As Nigerians. by 12Monkeys: 10:47pm On Aug 15, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 10:43pm On Aug 15, 2018
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ofwest47:
Kemi Adeosun the on coming Governor of the World Bank keep it up and forget about the haters and fake news carriers
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She will return back to her place as a mistress.

Nobody will recognize the incompetent fraud.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 10:42pm On Aug 15, 2018
Printerscanner:
You will die of hypertension when Buhari wins 2019 presidential election.
You will not have the opportunity of wasting your useless vote for the terrorist as nah you go die before 2019
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 10:27pm On Aug 15, 2018
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deomelo:
What proof do you have stating that the minister forged NYSC cert?
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Even if the NYSC came out to state that she indeed forged her certificate, idiots like you will ascribe it to Saraki's doing.

Stay off my mentions.

If there is anything worse browsing on NL it is to have crude Oyoruba Muslim illiterate Sai-Babas like you messing up the forum with your cacophony of zombotic chants.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 10:13pm On Aug 15, 2018
crafteck:
Answer my questions and I will answer urs
Did anybody claim that NYSC makes one more intelligent or successful?

The issue at hand is forgery by a high level Govt official.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 10:05pm On Aug 15, 2018
4601CE:
bla bla bla
bla bla bla sheep

have you any sense

Yes sir, yes sir

one for the baba,

two for the baba

and three for the terrorist hiding in the UK!
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 10:01pm On Aug 15, 2018
crafteck:
Sentiments aside do you think nysc cert is tantamount to performance?
Is forgery acceptable in any circumstance?

Answer that question first.

You should rather take up the mantle in pushing for the scrapping of NYSC scheme rather than defending a forger.

The question here isn't if NYSC is a prerequisite for success or a successful career as it is obviously not as there are a million successfully people from outside these shores that are not required to go through the service.


What you should ask yourself is if it is morally and legally right to forge ANY certificate.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 9:39pm On Aug 15, 2018
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Lordofthewest:
Who let this bitter ipob pig loose this evening.. Where was your empathy when corp members were burnt alive all in a building during the early days of boko haram when hero Jonathan was president?
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Again you lie.

The incidence you are referring to never happened by the Grace of God and it occured in Minna as part of the carnage that swept the north after Buhari's loss in 2011.

The corp members were holed up in a building fearing for their lives when they saw that mobs were roaming round causing havoc and searching for them.

Their escape was timely as they were informed to relocate before the mob burnt down the building.

To blame Goodluck Jonathan for Buhari's mob actions is the hieght of wickedness.

Even if you still want to blame Jonathan at least give Buhari the bulk blame for instigating his horde of illiterate muslim fanatics to go on a riot spree.,
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 9:15pm On Aug 15, 2018
IchBinBrait:
Is this woman still getting appointments... Nawa oo!! After the forgery scandal. This country sef ehn sad
Osinbanjo ordained Tinubu's lepka wife asa Pastor of Redeem Church, so why should this appointment suprise anybody?

Was it not this same Osinbanjo that escorted Adeosun to a private meeting with Buhari after the scandal of her NYSC certificate broke?

The man is a snake and will end up like Ananias.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 9:13pm On Aug 15, 2018
deomelo:
Why let the ipob clown derail the good thread and wonderful news with his ignorant and irrelevant rubbish..?
Good news? I guess Fake Pastor Osinbanjo has baptized her and forgiven her sins of forgery by appointing her into another useless committee and so you think this some how vindicates her and at the same thing rubbishes the opposition?

When I say you Buharist and APC broom wielding demonic witches and wizards have an IQ equivalent to a field mouse some one will now ban me.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 9:11pm On Aug 15, 2018
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alfarouq:
and you were on ground to witness all that. perhaps you were one of the murderers in Fulani garb.
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He died like a fowl. He cried for his mammy while the Fulani criminals laughed.

Abi you won deny that your fulani brothers have monopolized Kaduna-Abuja highway for their criminal past time of robbing, raping, adbucting and maiming?
PoliticsRe: 12 Days Later... President Buhari Yet To Return From His 10-day Vacation In Lond by 12Monkeys: 9:08pm On Aug 15, 2018
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Kyase:
if no be because your name na the same thing with my best ever TV show, i for use you do ritual now....
No worry when Buhari come back, saraki go shut up....
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Zombots
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 9:05pm On Aug 15, 2018
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bewla:
u can't handle joke what planet are u from ops ur name speak for u 12monkeys abi
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Illiterate let this be the last time you quote me with your foolishness.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 8:58pm On Aug 15, 2018
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bewla:
for forging ur write up what do u have to say
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Illiterate, begone from my side.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 8:57pm On Aug 15, 2018
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zinizta:
three words and one phrase for you ... tribal bigot...foot...wedgie...sasquatch...ok here we go


...you are a tribal bigot who could use a foot wedgie from a sasquatch...

one question for you, does the trousers you wear touch your ankles...i wont be surprise they dont...na only your tribes man dey kill for north ....pffft
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Normalizing the barbarity of the northern almajiri society will not make this man's death cheap.

We will never forget the circumstances behind his death and those who ochestrated and cajoled the mob to go on rampage.

To forget this young man and others like him who were killed in the most brutal and saddistic way is to accept the foolishness of the north.

For speaking the truth you had the audacity to call me a tribal bigot?

Well, just like that Kwara Muslim fanatic student of Katsina State University who was murdered (and rightfully so) by his fulani masters and left like a dog on the street, so shall it be upon your household.
PoliticsRe: 12 Days Later... President Buhari Yet To Return From His 10-day Vacation In Lond by 12Monkeys: 8:53pm On Aug 15, 2018
Kyase:
"10 Working days" auntie olod.....
The office of the president is a full time job. That is why he is housed and fed within his office complex.

Ten working days calculation does not apply to the presidency and for your information ''working days'' are no more applicable to civil servants when going for vacation.

I know una go soon change goal post. 10 working days equals to at most 12 - 13 days. This is the 12th day he has been absent. We will give him the usual + the number of days he requseted to go have a doc check his perforated prostrates. I believe your Buhari has a fetish over a man in white overall with a stethoscope hanging from his neck fingering his assh0le.
PoliticsRe: 12 Days Later... President Buhari Yet To Return From His 10-day Vacation In Lond by 12Monkeys: 8:48pm On Aug 15, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 8:42pm On Aug 15, 2018
Opeoluwaadewole:
How I wish this man called osibanjo to be president,l will be very glad, course one our economy will bum.
Yes. You got two things right up there...

1. You wished

2. He is definitely going to bum things up

But neither will ever happen.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 8:41pm On Aug 15, 2018
4601CE:
Sai baba
Sai Sai Sai babababababba
shouted the afonja, but his abductors were not moved.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 8:32pm On Aug 15, 2018
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crafteck:
He was in the wrong place at the wrong time.. Nysc cert or not, na performance matter, all our leaders with nysc cert... Wetin den do over d years
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How on earth can you say he was at the wrong place at the wrong time? Was he not on NYSC posting and National assignment? The law gave him no choice but to serve which he complied. He accepted the posting in good faith and with an adventural spirit that is not uncommon among young men to go and serve in the north. He had no choice but to do the adhoc duties as an electoral office which was part of his NYSC service. And here you say he was at the wrong place at the wrong time?

I don't blame you.

When it happens to you or someone close to you do not blame the govt over security lapses as you zombies did when they were murdered by Buhari's mob.

Take your loss as fate of destiny.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 8:27pm On Aug 15, 2018
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zinizta:
this one is playing politics with an innocent soul that was murdered in cold blood.... May God help you to reason straight...
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So we should forget that Buhari supporters went on rampage killing Corpers, southerners and Christians indiscriminately immediately after his loss of the 2011 elections?

Will this young man had ventured with his own two feet to one remote dusty Islamic province in Bauchi if not for NYSC posting?

And here you are saying I am playing politics?

You must be mad!

The same thing Kemi was afraid to do was what this young man overcame.

Kemi never served and went a further to forge a discharge certificate for the sole purpose of getting an appointment in govt - a position she would never had smelt out of merit but only because she was fcking some big nosed afonja governor who will later promote her high and above her capacity to be minister.

Now what if this young man did not heed the call? Won't he still be alive? Wont he have had a career? Wont he have had a family or about to start one? Wont he be making his parents proud instead of making them grieve over his loss?

You can play politics as you like. I am on the side of equity, justice and empathy for my fellow man something which you zombies have a very hard time comprehending and accepting.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Appointed NBET Chairman by 12Monkeys: 8:20pm On Aug 15, 2018
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4601CE:
Cry me a lagoon .. Chukudi A typical Christian fanatic .
If he doesn’t hit fp for the same reason. Goan kill him so you can put it on fp na.
Mtchwww
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There was once this Yoruba Muslim from Kwara who was a student of the Katsina State University and also an active member of both the campus MSS (Muslim Student Society) and an advent Buharist and APC zombie like yourself.

He used to post tons of rubbish and asslicking posts for Buahri here while condemning everyone with a dissenting opinion as ''IPOB Pigs'', ''PDP Looter'', ''Wailer'' and every other lame categorization that only you zombies can think of.

Well, it so happens that Alfa-wannabe emirate prince of all Oduastani was murdered like a fowl on Abuja-Kadunna expressway by Fulani Terrorist criminals.

Word is he proclaimed the Shadada or whatever nonesense your muslim gang bangers use to identify themselves, but the Fulani terrorist was not moved - they swung their swords across his afonja cone head demanding for his phone.

Taju then decided to shout Sai Baba and brought out both his MSS and APC membership card. But the Fulani terrorist only got more irritated at his pathetic pleas for mess and from there he was rightfully dispatched to hell.

It will come around. This lady call Karma, she is like a train heading to her next stop.

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