Oneal's body though..everything fits that body! Dayuuuummmm...so on point

Hakeem is too broad to rock a suit perfectly. And I don't like the chocolate shirt.

Melvin's Diary Sessions annoy the craap out of me because it's clear as day he's being cagey, evasive and unwilling to co-operate.

Dude doesn't open up one bit, and acts like he's answering an NTA Interview - Lifeless and bland. It makes me wonder what the hell he's doing on a reality show if he's unwilling to fully sell himself in the Diary Room.

Till date, Karen takes the title as the housemate with the most fantastic Diary Room Sessions. Even Biggy loved her. People looked forward to them alot as they helped her really tell Africa what she was all about.
Who can forget Uti's hilarious re-enactment of the Paloma-Mwisho swimming pool incident in the Diary Room? That's what it's about! To show your wild, funny, vulnerable and IMPERFECT side!

If housemates are gossiping about you, the Diary Room is the right place to clear your name in front of the continent, and that has worked for countless winners of this show.

This guy just sits there putting up an uptight act even in the Diary Room. Is he that clueless? For someone who says he's watched many other seasons, I refuse to believe he's that clueless.

Even during the Bassey questionnaire, dude just maintained an uptight, uncooperative body language that just makes me want to reach across, smack his pawpaw head with a frying pan and tell him to loosen the phuck up!

For a Naija guy, Melvin just dey carry last anyhow.

Afam4eva: Why are they dressing up? Today is not Saturday na.

Biggy had shifted the channel 0 party to thursdays..

Igbotic

sholay2011:
That's not what I heard oh. I was told she bang.ed Bolt for 12 hrs in an SA hotel to relieve themselves of eviction fever.

And trust Bolt...he was really fierce with her...and he kept screaming Betty's name throughout the experience.

Very good! She needed it badly, seeing our snail-pace countryman just dey overdull anyhow.

Girl come dey sleep for your bed claiming say AC dey there, you no fit decode say she mean say she dey for HEAT.

Girl dey place her nyash close to your 'particular juncture', you still no decode.

Abeg, Bolt has shown us why his name is Bolt. He's as fast as a lightning phucking bolt

Macayo: Igbotic

"Proudly Nigeria" is Igbotic?

Kslib:
Biggy had shifted the channel 0 party to thursdays..

Ohh ok.

Beverrie, stop overdrawing these eyebrows, its getting really messy....eishhhh

Even cleo has just complained but bev says she has to look different. Cleo insists.."Its too much"

@spade....Your post is on point!

For real,bev just wan spoil this girl face today wey be her wedding.......dem fr leave d babe to do her make up

Damn.......biggie's girls dis year are so hot......I mean,Dellish,pokello,koketso,Cleo,bev,Maria,feza.,selly...

Melvinoh..looking all jonathangoodluck..nice

Cleo looks like a little princess.

Dillish is stunning!

I'm seeing a totally different bimp. No shorts, no armless.

Sally!! Even on your friend's wedding, you have refused to cover up, dem use indecent dressing do you. Which church would allow you to follow a bride in that rag. I hope you have those overzealous ushers as part of your cast to bounce you or borrow you their scarf to cover up.


As for feza's wedding dress...NO WORDS..

Her face is nice though, at least she's doing the make up herself and doing it moderately. It should turn out well.

The wedding starts

Is it a real wedding? Why's Hakeem singing?

Ooopss..just seeing ice queen's full length dress too.. I take my comment back on selly's dress..

Oh hakeem the voice

Oh the vows..I'm tearing up.. ....#yimu..

I ask again..

Is this wedding real?

They all look serious.

Afam4eva:
Ohh ok.

Lmoa!!!! I was just kidding nah...
Today is ther task presentation.. They are staging a fake wedding...

Nuzo':


Sir, you lied right there.
Most Nigerian folks I know usually drain themselves out with hot s.ex...and even make sure the girl is pregnant before going to see her parents.

And for the records, The Amaka was the first one to make a move on the Ghana boy like Mariah. The GH boy responded with lovey dovey gentleman chase like Melvin...only for Amaka to pull a Delish on him. He's now friendzoned.

Ghana boy forgot the theme of the chase; be rude and ruthless like Bolt.

The Amaka made it clear to him earlier...she likes her men Chauvinistic!

You're saying all this after you left me in the cold. Nuzo, why?
Rub the salt in my injury, why don't you.

Nando is silly..lmao..

Oh sally...don't make me cry too

Jisos ooooh!!!! Nepa haff killed me ooooh!!!
This is all GEJ's fault... So na so i take miss this wedding wey i dey wait for since...

The couple

Nando is a clown..lol

Come... Isn't that Melvin's nightie Bassey is wearing?

If una comment on my T.V one more time

LoVing Hakeem's voice and song. Loving the wedding!
Pokello- wedding co-ordinator
Bassey-Priest
Melvin-Father of the bride
Selly- Chief Bridesmaid
Bev- Makeup artiste/train
Dillish-Train
Bimp-Bestman
Nando-Photographer/Waiter

Wedding was lovely. Reception, and they drove away in the car...lol. Pokello caught the bouquet

IyawoTM: If una comment on my T.V one more time

LoVing Hakeem's voice and song. Loving the wedding!
Pokello- wedding co-ordinator
Bassey-Priest
Melvin-Father of the bride
Selly- Chief Bridesmaid
Bev- Makeup artiste/train
Dillish-Train
Bimp-Bestman
Nando-Photographer/Waiter

Wedding was lovely. Reception, and they drove away in the car...lol. Pokello caught the bouquet

Post pishure of the car..

Why was my post hidden? Hissssssssss
Freedom of speech, abi?

spade: Come... Isn't that Melvin's nightie Bassey is wearing?

Hahaha!!! I know what you are driving at?

Dem don enta motor car motor car, litto noizi motor carrrr!

I go love ooooooh......lids feels so real.....hacleo is d best I hv seen in this year's bb chase

No one can be finer than the Bride on her wedding day. Cleo beats all the ladies today.

Kslib:
Hahaha!!! I know what you are driving at?

He needs to be as close to his mancrush as possible, that's what I'm driving at