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| Men And Women's English by royalsweetness(f): 7:42am On May 30, 2013 |
WOMEN'S ENGLISH Yes=no No=yes Maybe=no I'm sorry=you'll be sorry We need= i want Do what you want= you'll pay for this later We need to talk= i need to complain I'm not upset= ofcourse, i'm upset, you slowpoke You are certainly attentive tonight= is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights= i have flabby thighs Do you love me= i'm going to ask for something really expensive How much do you love me= i did something today you are not going to like Ild be ready in a minute= kick of your shoes and find a good game on tv Is my bum fat= tel me i'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate= just agree with me I'm not yelling!= yes i'm yelling cos i think this is important MEN'S ENGLISH I'm hungry= i'm hungry I'm sleepy= i'm sleepy I'm tired= i'm tired Do u want to go to a film?= i'ld eventually like to have s3x with you Can i take you to dinner?= i'ld eventually like to have s3x with you Can i call you sometime?= i'ld eventually like to have s3x with you May i have this dance?= i'ld eventually want to have s3x with you Nice dress!= nice cleavage You look tense, let me give you a massage= i want to fondl3 you What's wrong?= i guess sex tonight is out of the question I'm bored= do you want to have s3x? I love you= lets have s3x now I love you too= ok, i said it...we'ld better have s3x now Lets talk= i am trying to impress you by showing that im a deep person and maybe you'ld like to have s3x with me Will you marry me?= i want to make it illegal for you to have s3x with other guys 2 Likes |
| Re: Men And Women's English by SLIDEwaxie(m): 9:47am On May 30, 2013 |
Hahahaham Thumbs up jur! Never agreed to a post on nairaland this much!! The last statement is sooooo true! U jes wanna av dt girl ALL to urself by marrying her. Not dt u really want to be faithful. U jes wanna stop her from thinkin of sex with aonther. Love this!  |
| Re: Men And Women's English by passionate88: 10:12am On Oct 20, 2013 |
SLIDE waxie: Hahahahamthis is so heavy. It's wrong |
| Re: Men And Women's English by youngds: 9:00pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
[size=18pt] Nice Thread  [/size] |
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