acidtalk: Signs To Know You Have Over Used Your Single Status.


(This thread was never intended to make any gender, male/female fell bad about their single status. It is just for some of us to realize something we are too shy or scared to admit when we actually know the truth deep inside of us)

* When as a bachelor as soon as you enter the market every market woman starts dragging you and calling you customer you no go buy Egusi, Palm Oil, Stock fish today? Some of them even know your first name while a few of their daughters know your house because they are willing to go drop the goods over for you.

* Everyone starts asking the same question, not as a sign to mock you but mere out of pity and concern. The question never changes as it remains "When are you getting married?", "How is madam/Oga?", "When are we following you to her village to ask her hand in marriage?".

* When you stop receiving wedding IV cards from your peers any longer, but rather the baton has been passed to your friend's and colleagues younger siblings and relatives. Most of the time you refuse to go to such events because deep down you know they are younger than you in age so why going to dance your body out when they call the friends of the bride / groom when in the real sense of it, you are their elder.

* When you consider it shameful to step out to go and catch the bouquet at the venue the just wedded bride is about to throw.

* As a single man you no longer feel comfortable bringing in different women to your home because all your neighbors are already 'happily married'. Gone are the days when you felt 'fly' bringing in different women every night.

iLUMeN8: Chai! The OP has just listed ALL the embarrassment that Freecocoa's delay is causing me.

jhydebaba: This is one big reason why you should not marry...what's the need of rushing into marriage at 33 and u're single again at 35 Take ur time irrespective of the pressure...ur happiness matters most.

Orikinla: [size=18pt]Na today?

Married couples harass me with their problems.

Married people have caused us more nightmares in Nigeria with the birth of their mutants called armed robbers, street urchins, aka "Area Boys", kidnappers, criminals posing as militants, Boko Haram terrorists, pros-sti-tu-tes and legions of poor masses who breed kids they not even feed. [/size]

Kosigift: Lmao...
Op ur number 1 point got me rolling on d floor! Kai!
U shud be a comedian.
Thanks 4 making my nite

acidtalk:

If you aren't married, come make I marry you make I dey make you roll on the *** with laughter everyday.

Chukskalidon: I couldn't find any tangible logic in the write and have been trying to figure out something passionate about it yet I couldn't. And as such, I haven't seen any logical post or comment here....must you joke with everything?

acidtalk:

If you aren't married, come make I marry you make I dey make you roll on the *** with laughter everyday.

passionate88: bros, instead of u to make her to dey moan na laff u wan make her laff 4 ***. Na wa o.

acidtalk:

The message is not for him at all. He is still a VERY SMALL boy. He is still less than 26years.

SniperInADiaper: Single For Life and Lovin It!

Vanneni: If you don't mind my asking, what happened to yur husband?

Orikinla: [size=18pt]Na today?

Married couples harass me with their problems.

Married people have caused us more nightmares in Nigeria with the birth of their mutants called armed robbers, street urchins, aka "Area Boys", kidnappers, criminals posing as militants, Boko Haram terrorists, pros-sti-tu-tes and legions of poor masses who breed kids they not even feed. [/size]

acidtalk:


Bros, I feel your pain. The truth is, there's hope for people like you. Earlier today I read in the dailes that they now sell fairly used brains in jankara and the surgical transplant will be absolutely free. I think you need to check it out. Bros, how old are you? 'Cus it seems you took that post so personal like it was you the OP was talking to. Once you aren't yet 90years, there's still hope for you of getting a wife. Take heart.

IZUKWU: choi! So you never marry!

Chukskalidon:
lol... I shouldn't in any form be a victim of your wasteful thread or the above qoute...seems your new in the section.
Anyway, thank you for telling me a little about you....and please can you tell me how many pages the frontpage topic had made and how many viewers do you have?

SniperInADiaper: Single For Life and Lovin It!

macfarland: she ran away with hubby's property since 5yrs ago

Aklofs:
Crap!!!