acidtalk:

There's still hope for you. Don't yet give up.

Like I said...thank you for sharing your frustrations with me.

WhyAWhy: This mentality is soooooooooooo NIGERIAN. Why ask people "When are you getting married??!!" Did I ask you when you are going to DIE?

some of mentalities people called "Nigerian Mentality" are not....most of them are individual illiteracy acquired as a result of retarded knowledge and insight. I mean, am a Nigerian but I know I can't come up to write such a Poo and make mockery of it. When someone asks you when you're getting married...whats the big deal? Or would you just be walking along in the streets and have someone jumped out from nowhere to ask "when are you getting married"?
I mean the guy is a novice

xandy84: Do u have to quote d whole write up to to comment? U be crap urself.. Olobe

fool.obonjo,eran,elede!!!.

Popowaa: Love the write up.

Whats there that you love about the write up,or is it because the op was gracious enough to leave you ladies tale out? North korea for don start to fire missiles! Is this ever an issue in civilised lands? We are very smart when it comes to ameboism and 'e say' 'dem say,' 'e talk say'...Nigerian n the freaky mentality!

Rexxie:
Whats there that you love about the write up,or is it because the op was gracious enough to leave you ladies tale out? North korea for don start to fire missiles! Is this ever an issue in civilised lands? We are very smart when it comes to ameboism and 'e say' 'dem say,' 'e talk say'...Nigerian n the freaky mentality!

e tire me oo!

Vanneni: If you don't mind my asking, what happened to yur husband?

Died.

True talk

SniperInADiaper:

Died.

Aww, I'm sorry about that. You look really young and I find it hard to believe you have children who are older than CFCfan.

acidtalk: Signs To Know You Have Over Used Your Single Status.


(This thread was never intended to make any gender, male/female fell bad about their single status. It is just for some of us to realize something we are too shy or scared to admit when we actually know the truth deep inside of us)

* When as a bachelor as soon as you enter the market every market woman starts dragging you and calling you customer you no go buy Egusi, Palm Oil, Stock fish today? Some of them even know your first name while a few of their daughters know your house because they are willing to go drop the goods over for you.

* Everyone starts asking the same question, not as a sign to mock you but mere out of pity and concern. The question never changes as it remains "When are you getting married?", "How is madam/Oga?", "When are we following you to her village to ask her hand in marriage?".

* When you stop receiving wedding IV cards from your peers any longer, but rather the baton has been passed to your friend's and colleagues younger siblings and relatives. Most of the time you refuse to go to such events because deep down you know they are younger than you in age so why going to dance your body out when they call the friends of the bride / groom when in the real sense of it, you are their elder.

* When you consider it shameful to step out to go and catch the bouquet at the venue the just wedded bride is about to throw.

* As a single man you no longer feel comfortable bringing in different women to your home because all your neighbors are already 'happily married'. Gone are the days when you felt 'fly' bringing in different women every night.




Dear people, you can also check out the following threads.

How To Know When Never To Forgive Your Partner.

https://www.nairaland.com/1308105/how-know-when-never-forgive


Men Which Of This Items Do You Consider A Luxury To Get In The. Home For Your Wife

https://www.nairaland.com/1272748/men-which-these-items-consider

Dead on Arrival!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, this thread is not for me.

Vanneni: Aww, I'm sorry about that. You look really young and I find it hard to believe you have children who are older than CFCfan.

My kids are about half his age.

shizzle11: funny but true. Wake up call to any young man who intends to get married including myself

Dont do it bro! Its a trap.

SniperInADiaper:

My kids are about half his age.

O! Lol How many are they?

Vanneni: O! Lol How many are they?

... 2 @ 8.. 1 @ 5

SniperInADiaper:

... 2 @ 8.. 1 @ 5

Nice. You have a set of twins

Vanneni: Nice. You have a set of twins

No. They are not twins.

..

SniperInADiaper:

No. They are not twins.

..

Why did you edit your post? They looked adorable in the pic though it was jes the rear view.

Vanneni: Why did you edit your post? They looked adorable in the pic though it was jes the rear view.

Thanks. Even more adorable from the front

SniperInADiaper:

Thanks. Even more adorable from the front

Hehe! I have a thing for children. I jes lav em.

SniperInADiaper:

No. They are not twins.

..

Sorry but how can you have 2 children of the same age without them being twins?

One was adorbted.

collynzo2: Sorry but how can you have 2 children of the same age without them being twins?

Easy.. One just had a birthday and turned 8... The other will turn 9 in a month+...So, for a little while each year they are the same age.

They are 9.5 months apart in age.

SniperInADiaper:

Easy.. One just had a birthday and turned 8... The other will turn 9 in a month+...So, for a little while each year they are the same age.

They are 9.5 months apart in age.

You got pregnant again immediately after childbirth? If they are 9.5 months apart in age, how come one just turned eight and the other will be turning nine next month? Looks like 11 months to me

collynzo2: You got pregnant again immediately after childbirth? If they are 9.5 months apart in age, how come one just turned eight and the other will be turning nine next month? Looks like 11 months to me

Its been a while now since 1 turned 8.. I did not get pregnant immediately... The second one was born many months early.

SniperInADiaper:

Its been a while now since 1 turned 8.. I did not get pregnant immediately... The second one was born many months early.

Good

SniperInADiaper:

Its been a while now since 1 turned 8.. I did not get pregnant immediately... The second one was born many months early.

Na igbo dey born like this.

acidtalk:


Na igbo dey born like this.

no b only igbo o, na mostly girls wey don pass 34, when dm marry dm go want to born like 3 or 4 children sharpaly b4 menopause kick in.

passionate88:
no b only igbo o, na mostly girls wey don pass 34, when dm marry dm go want to born like 3 or 4 children sharpaly b4 menopause kick in.

Somehow true.

child spacing planning isnt limited to 34+ though, could be at any age, no matter how young or old.

But people that age tend to rush child bearing more.