My name is Abwol,i’m 35yrs old and have been married for the past 5yrs. I’m in pain as i write this and i need help from your fans cos i’m thinking of commiting suicide....
I was raise up in a christian home and i never had a girlfriend cos our father trained us in a strict way. So after i graduated from the university of lagos,during my youth service i met my wife,we started as friends and later fell inlove. All this time we never had sex and she never saw my unclothedness neither did i see hers. She told me about her past relationships and how guys have used and dumped her,but i assured her that my love for her was unconditional.
So after we got married, on the first night of our wedding i had to tell her that iwas still a virgin. She was shocked that @ age 30 i was a virgin.Then i explained to her that my dad was a strict man and me and my brothers where brought up to be disciplined.She smiled and told me that she was happy to hear that.So when it was time for action,she held my dick and suddenly shouted “JEEZ”, i was like “what is wrong? she said nothing.So with her help we had sex that 9t and after a month she took in and by God’s grace we have two lovely sons.
But trouble started on the fourth year of our wedding,after she kept denying mt sex for good 6 months. I was angry and we had a bitter quarrel, she suddenly became so so angry that she said it to my face “I AM JUST MANAGING YOUR SMALL DICK AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL”. That night i couldn’t sleep,it was my first time of hearing anything like dat, so i did a reshearch on the internet and discovered my penis was only 5inch.That was how the happiness in our once blissful marriage ended.I became ashame of muself that i couldn’t ask her for sex anymore.
Just last week i came home unexpectedly cos i needed to take a rest, only to discover my wife was not @home, she actually left the kids locked inside and went out. When i asked the gateman about her were about, he was silent and didn’t want to say anything. i shouted at him to speak out, that was when he said i shud follow him that he wanted to show me something. He took me to a neighbour’s house and lo and behold i saw my wife’s slippers at the entrance of a room.I didn’t even bother to knock, with the help of my gateman we broke the door only to see my wife naked with another man…
Well thats my story, i sent her packing but i know thats will not solve my problem. Pls what shud i do to enlarge or increase my manhood length
Pls help my people… *cryng*
source http://revealzone..com/2013/06/my-wife-cheated-on-me-because-i-have-small.html

shahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah laf want wound me ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

quoted"So when it was time for action,she held my Joystick and suddenly shouted “JEEZ”, i was like “what is wrong? she said nothing"




hahahha ah no fit shout ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My belle don tear.God please dis laff dey make me crryy .lwkmd.Jesu God!

Your wife left you and here you are worried about your dick size and how to grow it. SMH

Stories that touch

ROTFLMAO

This thread is funny as hell. Chineke NNa nara ekene

So touching brother but to be candid there are two solutions i will suggested to you .
* surgical P enlargement abroad






* Having a small P does'nt stop the excitement and fun, but first you need to improve on ur self esteem, wake up from that low esteem and walk tall in ur sexual life. Learn new sexual style and positions, sex is not just about hitting and it's all done , sex is an art of the mind that needs creativity , exploring nd might. Try the fore play, use positions that will make you penetrate deeper. We kind of let religion to take away this vital part of humanity, wake up brother !

The picture is funnier than the post sef

^^

And I thought it was the picture of his joystick

Gudintent: ^^

And I thought it was the picture of his joystick

Why would you wanna see a picture of a joystick?

this is one of the funniest threads i hv come across.....

So fake

Send me a mail @raphtopod@yahoo.com.
Small joystick is bad

Fake story by a fool.
Lies is all about

Raphtop: Send me a mail @raphtopod@yahoo.com.
Small joystick is bad

smh

Please stop laughing at him and help him.he came here for advice do give him.btw op is that your picture,its ugly remove it

Is NL all bout jokes now?

*smh

And some girls complain of my big prik

Eeeehyaaa
Its a pity bro,but Ʊ gotta try dis
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Eeeehyaaa
Its a pity bro,but Ʊ gotta try dis
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Chai thre are so many fnz u fit do nau, goto google........Maa pa ara re si ijoba lorun o

Mynd_44:
Why would you wanna see a picture of a joystick?

Proof that it is indeed small.

Go get yourself an SU virgin wife... Accept johnny just the way he is...

mysticgal: Please stop laughing at him and help him.he came here for advice do give him.btw op is that your picture,its ugly remove it

What should we do?

Afam4eva: ROTFLMAO

This thread is funny as hell. Chineke NNa nara ekene

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O dike I bu 18 inches? [/color]

Nosyke:

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O dike I bu 18 inches? [/color]

He's an attention seeker, don't mind him.

ii hv seen dis nollywood movie before!!

Do you knw what happened @d end? Let me tell you guys---

The man had to commit suicide cos of his lil peee peee, η d woman luckily Jammed a Huge Peee Peee!..with no mercy! She later kicked d bucket though,cos it tore her in 2!!





smh