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Re: My Wife Cheated On Me because I Have A Small Penis, Pls Help!!! by pendusky(m): 12:00pm On Jun 11, 2013
Google why? grin
Re: My Wife Cheated On Me because I Have A Small Penis, Pls Help!!! by chukxie(m): 12:05pm On Jun 11, 2013
It's well. You didn't make yourself and didn't choose to be born with a small package. God did! He gave you what He felt was best for you for procreating. And that aspect has been fulfilled. You are blessed with two kids. You're the man! There are guys with horse-like phalluses who can't get a lady pregnant. Take the fact that you've fathered two great kids as a consolation for whatsoever disappointments you have for not having a big phallus. Cheers mate!

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Re: My Wife Cheated On Me because I Have A Small Penis, Pls Help!!! by ayando(m): 12:06pm On Jun 11, 2013
This story was made up, but I really enjoyed myself laughing.
Re: My Wife Cheated On Me because I Have A Small Penis, Pls Help!!! by olatunjimohamme: 3:57pm On Jun 11, 2013
The issue is YOU not your wife, YES! am serious, the size of your joystick doesn't matter, sex is an art and you need to be creative, stop this am a pastor issue, good sex must be in marriage if you want a good marital life, let me tell you, either you accepted your wife back or not, or you went ahead bring in another wife, this is dotcom generation, those girls have had series of sex and experience when u are busy claiming am a decent christian, am not trying to promote infidelity but am trying to let you know that you need to do research on how to have good sex eg. Excellent pre-intimacy, GSpot Stimulation, Nice and Deeper penetration, Gud Angle, Styles, Clitoris Stimulation and others... Read Books Bros, Watch Porn! YES! if you like say you are a pastor or Alfa Na you sabi, Church Member or Mosque member will help you Bleep your wife. Na true.

Another Fact is that since you know u ar a viging, while cant you look out for a virgin girl! hum? *Smiling*
OGA WAKE UP! AND DO THE RIGHT THING, IF YOU COMMIT SUICIDE, GOD WILL BLAME YOU FOR KILLING YOUR SELF AND NOT FUCKING YOUR WIFE WELL WHICH MAKE HER GO OUT SIDE. SO THATS DOUBLE SUFFER OOOOOOOO

I LIKE THE STORY ANYWAY, EVEN IF ITS MADE UP!
Re: My Wife Cheated On Me because I Have A Small Penis, Pls Help!!! by Nobody: 5:15pm On Jun 11, 2013
funny world! i just read someone complain about a big joystick and you are complaining about a small one.
Re: My Wife Cheated On Me because I Have A Small Penis, Pls Help!!! by stevenomokaro(m): 5:50pm On Jun 11, 2013
This ugly o wit his crying face
Re: My Wife Cheated On Me because I Have A Small Penis, Pls Help!!! by Drella(m): 4:34pm On Nov 04, 2021
Crazy things are happening!!
Re: My Wife Cheated On Me because I Have A Small Penis, Pls Help!!! by God1000(m): 8:51pm On Nov 04, 2021
Drella:
Crazy things are happening!!
How did you come across the post of 2013 Drella? abeg tell me oo embarassed angry

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