A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.

I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

To whom brain is Given,Sense is expected,Beauty without intelligence is just a show of cosmetic foolishness.

Sincere advice.

possibilita: To whom brain is Given,Sense is expected,Beauty without intelligence is just a show of cosmetic foolishness.

I concur it is even easier to find a rich man than a rich fool.

Very great response.Unfortunately many girls also think like her.

^^^ xpecially 9ja girls

Enegod: ^^^ xpecially 9ja girls

Enegod: ^^^ xpecially 9ja girls

Your sister(s) included right?

This guy is a very good and honest fellow to have told this untold truth.

I am not rich, yeah, but I happen to have some married and single rich folks. Now guess what

Majority of the married rich guys I know, their wives are not that pretty, in fact, we do yab one becos his wife is very ugly, and u need to see some of his mistresses, oh my g....we were with one last weekend, couldn't stop staring secretly at her cos she is so cute I was wondering y the guy married his ugly wife now I know.

Now, to the single rich guys I know, we always argue. What do we argue They always say that they won't ever marry a very pretty lady, that they don't want anything to distract them in life, that they would rather marry not so pretty lady and maybe keep some very cute ones as mistresses.

And majority of men seem to nurture this same assertion. If you take a census of the married rich men in Nigeria today, most them have ugly or not-so-pretty wife, which further justifies J.P Morgan CEO's response to this pretty girl's question.

Maybe the upcoming generation would change this trend of rich guys marrying ugly women.

But from my own personal observations, I think the reason is that the pretty girls spend more time preparing to meet/date rich guys than they spend on working on their general woman character while the not-so-pretty girls spend more time working on their character and inner beauty.

Lastly, the pretty girls do ignore upcoming guys a lot while running around with already established or rich guys in the belief that it would increase their chances of marrying a rich man, while the ugly girls give upcoming guys a chance and in the process, when the guy makes it to the rich list, they end up being his wife, while the pretty girls are busy waiting for the already settled guys to come around.

Nice reply anyway.

Btw o, majority of pretty girls are filled with pomposity, arrogance, bad manner and pride, which rich guy in his right senses would want to keep such a woman as wife Sometimes, pretty girls are best kept as girlfriends and mistresses. Don't tell anybody I told u this goodmorning

Na lie. All this Naija grammar and you tell me the CEO of JP Morgan wrote this.

Mtcheew!

Mynd_44:
Your sister(s) included right?

I have pretty female cousins who act weird at times, I can't come here to pretend they are innocent, and I do advice them at any point I am opportune to, but most hardly listen, they would rather complain- brother...you and your frequent preaching self, u for kuma join reverend fathers na...so bro, we all have em, and all we need to do is to always direct them on d right path when necessary. Gmorning.

bobthebuilder99: Na lie. All this Naija grammar and you tell me the CEO of JP Morgan wrote this.

Mtcheew!

if only u know some of the people u chat with n exchange words with online, u will thank God for the blessing of internet technology n social network platforms. And FYI, they are humans like u, some are only fortunate and favoured by God, so stop thinking that they are supernatural beings and pray for God to remember u pls dnt take it as an offence, cheers

straneur:

I concur it is even easier to find a rich man than a rich fool.

Because not all rich men are fools, but all rich fools are rich men

Put the details aside, what
you're trying to do is an
exchange of "beauty" and
"money" : Person A
provides beauty, and
Person B pays for it, fair
and square.
However, there's a deadly
problem here, your
beauty will fade, but my
money will not be gone
without any good reason.
The fact is, my income
might increase from year
to year, but you can't be
prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint
of economics, I am an
appreciation asset, and
you are a depreciation
asset #gbammest

Atheist:-D:


Because not all rich men are fools, but all rich fools are rich men

Because aint no rich fool, that is why they are rich. Except its inheritance

DailyNews: This guy is a very good and honest fellow to have told this untold truth.

I am not rich, yeah, but I happen to have some married and single rich folks. Now guess what

Majority of the married rich guys I know, their wives are not that pretty, in fact, we do yab one becos his wife is very ugly, and u need to see some of his mistresses, oh my g....we were with one last weekend, couldn't stop staring secretly at her cos she is so cute I was wondering y the guy married his ugly wife now I know.

Now, to the single rich guys I know, we always argue. What do we argue They always say that they won't ever marry a very pretty lady, that they don't want anything to distract them in life, that they would rather marry not so pretty lady and maybe keep some very cute ones as mistresses.

And majority of men seem to nurture this same assertion. If you take a census of the married rich men in Nigeria today, most them have ugly or not-so-pretty wife, which further justifies J.P Morgan CEO's response to this pretty girl's question.

Maybe the upcoming generation would change this trend of rich guys marrying ugly women.

But from my own personal observations, I think the reason is that the pretty girls spend more time preparing to meet/date rich guys than they spend on working on their general woman character while the not-so-pretty girls spend more time working on their character and inner beauty.

Lastly, the pretty girls do ignore upcoming guys a lot while running around with already established or rich guys in the belief that it would increase their chances of marrying a rich man, while the ugly girls give upcoming guys a chance and in the process, when the guy makes it to the rich list, they end up being his wife, while the pretty girls are busy waiting for the already settled guys to come around.

Nice reply anyway.

Btw o, majority of pretty girls are filled with pomposity, arrogance, bad manner and pride, which rich guy in his right senses would want to keep such a woman as wife Sometimes, pretty girls are best kept as girlfriends and mistresses. Don't tell anybody I told u this goodmorning

very, very true

This should give a clue how a good businessman thinks! I loved the write up!

I am so inspired!!!

straneur:
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

Ouch! This is the best part. I need these lines badly. Chei! Where is my notepad?

@OP, source pls?

straneur:

Because aint no rich fool, that is why they are rich. Except its inheritance

There can be a rich fool. It happens. But a rich fool has to be rich to be a "rich fool".

She prolly would have had a case if she was offering love and not beauty...

Abbott: She prolly would have had a case if she was offering love and not beauty...

She has no case. So if it was love for money, she would abandon her love once she met a man with more money. Also, he might get the same love from someone else. How does she quantify her love?

Very objective reply. No long thing.

true love comes from the heart not money , not beauty. A woman is her charactor and not what can easly be harmed ( the outside). I am not saying its wrong for woman to be pretty. Hell no. I do not blv beauty and ugliness nor money should be the issue.The issue is both their charactors. What is the use of marrying someone you do not love or someone who will not treat you right? regardless of their financial status

Monicasque: true love comes from the heart not money , not beauty. A woman is her charactor and not what can easly be harmed ( the outside). I am not saying its wrong for woman to be pretty. Hell no. I do not blv beauty and ugliness nor money should be the issue.The issue is both their charactors. What is the use of marrying someone you do not love or someone who will not treat you right? regardless of their financial status

How can she give him true love if she only wants his money? She does not have that commodity to sell. I have seen true love... it has no stipulations, requirements or barriers. Love, not faith, can move mountains.

Got a source>> http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2007/10/in_economic_terms_you_are_a_de.html

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset.

Atheist:-D:


How can she give him true love if she only wants his money? She does not have that commodity to sell. I have seen true love... it has no stipulations, requirements or barriers. Love, not faith, can move mountains.

you are correct. Which is the reason why i made it clear that it should never be about the finance. Her post was all wrong as it makes one to sound as if she is selling her self ( prostitution)

Monicasque:


you are correct. Which is the reason why i made it clear that it should never be about the finance. Her post was all wrong as it makes one to sound as if she is selling her self ( prostitution)

She would be off once his money expired.

Atheist:-D:




She would be off once his money expired.

yep. I have always believed that a man's loyalty is tested when he has everything and a woman's loyalty is tested when her man has got nothing

Monicasque:


yep. I have always believed that a man's loyalty is tested when he has everything and a woman's loyalty is tested when her man has got nothing

I am impressed. I never thought of it that way.

I see gobe

Mynd_44:
Your sister(s) included right?

One of them Musa for the ladies.