Being a man has so many meaning but here I will outline the various definitions for you;

Nigerian Definition : A man is someone who has a '3rd leg' dangling down from his middle waist and uses that same tool to hunt down urgy and needy girls who feel the only way they can get something in their life is only if that "man's" 3rd leg enter them even though deep inside them they hate such man with passion.


The Real Definition : A man is someone who against all odds and obstacles he struggles day and night to ensure he doesn't go bed another man for assistance (most especially financial). A real man will rather bury his pride and do menial jobs and earn an honest living that to shamefully go and beg a fellow man for a loaf of bread.

A man is someone who will go to bed hungry only for his mother, siblings, wife, children and dependant to go to bed with a filled stomach.

A man is someone who against all odds and obstacles will always dust himself up after life have hit him real hard to the grounf just to see he eventually wins.

A man is someone who isn't carried away with material things of today by competing with his peers but rather keeps on planning to have a dependent free tomorrow.

A man is someone who when others have gone to bed or hanging out in the bar is right there by his reading table burning candle and brainstorming how to achieve greatness.

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Other Definition Of A Real Man Include;

* He will rather go into the room and sleep or read the dailies than struggling with the remote control with his wife and children.

* He knows the tedious house chores in the home and will do them all before his woman even thinks of asking for assistance.

* He will never request financial support from his wife but drop his last dime for the upkeep of the home.

* He doesn't raise a eye brow at his wife's salary and income even though she might be earning more than him.

* He will NEVER deprive his wife or children anything even when they have come up with behaviors that made him weep in private.

* He places his wife and children's wants even before his own needs.

* He never thinks cooking or doing the families laundry is a favour from pluto. He sees it as a treat even when the wife see it as a huge favour.

* He never tries to win argument with his voice being the loudest or having the last say. Rather he wins every argument with his silence and soft words.

What's wrong in struggling with the remote or asking the wife for financial help? Are you for real?

ac idtalk:
* He will never request financial support from his wife but drop his last dime for the upkeep of the home.

Whats so wrong in requesting for her financial assistance.

acidtalk: Being a man has so many meaning but here I will outline the various definitions for you;

Nigerian Definition : A man is someone who has a '3rd leg' dangling down from his middle waist and uses that same tool to hunt down urgy and needy girls who feel the only way they can get something in their life is only if that "man's" 3rd leg enter them even though deep inside them they hate such man with passion.


The Real Definition : A man is someone who against all odds and obstacles he struggles day and night to ensure he doesn't go bed another man for assistance (most especially financial). A real man will rather bury his pride and do menial jobs and earn an honest living that to shamefully go and beg a fellow man for a loaf of bread.

A man is someone who will go to bed hungry only for his mother, siblings, wife, children and dependant to go to bed with a filled stomach.

A man is someone who against all odds and obstacles will always dust himself up after life have hit him real hard to the grounf just to see he eventually wins.

A man is someone who isn't carried away with material things of today by competing with his peers but rather keeps on planning to have a dependent free tomorrow.

A man is someone who when others have gone to bed or hanging out in the bar is right there by his reading table burning candle and brainstorming how to achieve greatness.

THE ONLY THING I SEE HERE IS THE QUALITIES OF JESUS CHRIS, THE PERFECT SON OF YAWEH ...WHERE IS THE QUALITIES OF A MAN THAT YOU SPEAK OF?

acidtalk: Other Definition Of A Real Man Include;

* He will rather go into the room and sleep or read the dailies than struggling with the remote control with his wife and children.

that got me cracking up.

Caracta: What's wrong in struggling with the remote or asking the wife for financial help? Are you for real?

Asking for her financial assistance when the need so arises not measuring how much he is spending and comparing it with how much his partner is bringing.

He should let them have their way with it comes to tv issues. Aside the news, watching of tv (even when it comes to soccer) could be watched out or postponed.

zameen:
Whats so wrong in requesting for her financial assistance.

This is one area I know most of the guys will pick on and start breaking bottle.

When it comes to financial responsibilities that's the aspect they believe so much in "gender equality". Anything aside that, they believe their woman should be totally submissive to them.

acidtalk:

Asking for her financial assistance when the need so arises not measuring how much he is spending and comparing it with how much his partner is bringing.

He should them them have their way with it comes to tv issues. Aside the news, watching of tv (even when it comes to soccer) could be watched out or postponed.

I honestly don't understand your point. I read your comment five times and i still don't get it. All the same sha, it's all good

Caracta:

I honestly don't understand your point. I read your comment five times and i still don't get it. All the same sha, it's all good

Don't woRry with time you will. Don't rush it.

Some people assimilate things up to 50 times slower than others. Its all good don't get scared.

acidtalk:

Don't woRry with time you will. Don't rush it.

Some people assimilate things up to 50 times slower than others. Its all good don't get scared.

I bet those people can find their ways through typo errors. Lucky them. Errors confuse me. It's all good, i'm not scared....but for my sake, minimize errors.

Gracias

Caracta:

I bet those people can find their ways through typo errors. Lucky them. Errors confuse me. It's all good, i'm not scared....but for my sake, minimize errors.

Gracias

I will rather dump all the errors in here for people like you to battle with and have an error free life in the real world. Than try to be like your kind who try to have a perfect life in the cyber space and no life at all in the real world.

acidtalk:

I will rather dump all the errors in here for people like you to battle with and have an error free life in the real world. Than try to be like your kind who try to have a perfect life in the cyber space and no life at all in the real world.

Oh really? Are you the same acidtalk? I doubt. Point taken.

Silly list.......how can you expect me to leave the remote when I have a match coming up?

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So u will be fighting over the remote with ur children abi?

Mynd_44: Silly list.......how can you expect me to leave the remote when I have a match coming up?

Popowaa: So u will be fighting over the remote with ur children abi?

I watch NBA which shows around 1am and 2am so my kids will be asleep then.....as for my wife, I will gladly put her to bed my way **wink**

Naughty man *winks*

Mynd_44:
I watch NBA which shows around 1am and 2am so my kids will be asleep then.....as for my wife, I will gladly put her to bed my way **wink**

I have got my wife her own TV, so what the hell does she wants with mine. When I need the remote, she better release am.

Popowaa: Naughty man *winks*

And if she can't sleep without me close by, she can come rest her head on my legs on the couch.

acidtalk: Being a man has so many meaning but here I will outline the various definitions for you;

Nigerian Definition : A man is someone who has a '3rd leg' dangling down from his middle waist and uses that same tool to hunt down urgy and needy girls who feel the only way they can get something in their life is only if that "man's" 3rd leg enter them even though deep inside them they hate such man with passion.


The Real Definition : A man is someone who against all odds and obstacles he struggles day and night to ensure he doesn't go bed another man for assistance (most especially financial). A real man will rather bury his pride and do menial jobs and earn an honest living that to shamefully go and beg a fellow man for a loaf of bread.

A man is someone who will go to bed hungry only for his mother, siblings, wife, children and dependant to go to bed with a filled stomach.

A man is someone who against all odds and obstacles will always dust himself up after life have hit him real hard to the grounf just to see he eventually wins.

A man is someone who isn't carried away with material things of today by competing with his peers but rather keeps on planning to have a dependent free tomorrow.

A man is someone who when others have gone to bed or hanging out in the bar is right there by his reading table burning candle and brainstorming how to achieve greatness.

Absolute rubbish. Must your "real man" be poor? A man must not live a sad and pitiful life to be termed a real man. And I can assure you most 9ja girls will never marry your definition of a real man!

Sooo romantic

Mynd_44:
And if she can't sleep without me close by, she can come rest her head on my legs on the couch.

Nashville:

Absolute rubbish. Must your "real man" be poor? A man must not live a sad and pitiful life to be termed a real man. And I can assure you most 9ja girls will never marry your definition of a real man!

you said my mind already ,@ OP Maybe you are talking about a real poor man or so I tot

Only the above category of men deserved to be wished Happy Father's Day. Anything less than the above is just a common Sperm Donor.

acidtalk: Only the above category of men deserved to be wished Happy Father's Day. Anything less than the above is just a common Sperm Donor.

Go dip your head in motor oil

Are you angry you fall into the category of mere sperm donors?

acidtalk: Are you angry you fall into the category of mere sperm donors?

I was hoping some of the oil will get in your skull and help the wheels of your thinking run smoothly

acidtalk:

This is one area I know most of the guys will pick on and start breaking bottle.

When it comes to financial responsibilities that's the aspect they believe so much in "gender equality". Anything aside that, they believe their woman should be totally submissive to them.

This is true.

Mynd_44:
I was hoping some of the oil will get in your skull and help the wheels of your thinking run smoothly

DRY!!!

acidtalk:

DRY!!!

I did not say it was wet na