alienware: Last night my pretty girlfriend stayed over at my apartment. We have been together for 8 months and things were going smoothly. This morning as we were laying side by side, she ripped a fart and then said "ahh that felt good" . It stinks it could clear out a church full of people in 30 seconds. I have smell plenty of farts but nothing like hers, she could gag a maggot with her farts . This is rude to me and i'm thinking of dumping her, but people might think i'm shallow and vain for dumping such a pretty girl for a trivial matter like that.

SLIDE waxie: all u asswipes-dunderheads-fantasy drunk-day dreamers do is open ur maggot filled-gutter water-laced mouth and talk abt how u're dropping your imaginary 'pretty girlie' for fake reasons to make us gape "wow",when u and i knw u are one pathetic-puccy begging-broke dead nigga empty son of a b!!!

SLIDE waxie: all u asswipes-dunderheads-fantasy drunk-day dreamers do is open ur maggot filled-gutter water-laced mouth and talk abt how u're dropping your imaginary 'pretty girlie' for fake reasons to make us gape "wow",when u and i knw u are one pathetic-puccy begging-broke dead nigga empty son of a b!!!

alienware: i'm shallow and vain for sharing such incidence on Nairaland and dumping such a pretty girl for a trivial matter like that.

sexkillz: Ehn hen?

So what's the problem? She mess and so what? Mbuk, first to do no dey pain. All you need to do is eat enough beans and egg and stock fish for a day. The next day, make sure she is close to you, and then RAP your own fart. . . If the smell no send am comot for room, and from the entire house, call me bastard.

Daz all.

sexkillz: Ehn hen?

So what's the problem? She mess and so what? Mbuk, first to do no dey pain. All you need to do is eat enough beans and egg and stock fish for a day. The next day, make sure she is close to you, and then RAP your own fart. . . If the smell no send am comot for room, and from the entire house, call me bastard.

Daz all.

SLIDE waxie: all u asswipes-dunderheads-fantasy drunk-day dreamers do is open ur maggot filled-gutter water-laced mouth and talk abt how u're dropping your imaginary 'pretty girlie' for fake reasons to make us gape "wow",when u and i knw u are one pathetic-puccy begging-broke dead nigga empty son of a b!!!

alienware: I grew up thinking farting is not lady like. I think it's kinda rude.

Abegi. Who is spewing such lies? Fart is a waste product that must leave the body. Farting is not always rude.

It is only rude when a fart is released in an airtight room, or in an elevator, or in a car, (when there is heavy downpour, the AC isn't working, and you can't roll down the windows!)

Idowuogbo:
Wagbayi!

Beaurriful

alienware: I grew up thinking farting is not lady like. I think it's kinda rude.

alienware: Last night my pretty girlfriend stayed over at my apartment. We have been together for 8 months and things were going smoothly. This morning as we were laying side by side, she ripped a fart and then said "ahh that felt good" . It stinks it could clear out a church full of people in 30 seconds. I have smell plenty of farts but nothing like hers, she could gag a maggot with her farts . This is rude to me and i'm thinking of dumping her, but people might think i'm shallow and vain for dumping such a pretty girl for a trivial matter like that.

IvyBlue:

Yes it's very rude when she does it in public ,even when it's a man it's still very rude !
She should have excused herself and go do it outside or in the toilet .

lyly911: exactly....dere re some certain tins human beings dont do in public.....its very embarrassing giving other pple inconvenieces....she should ve excused herself nd do it outside...dats no big deal abt dat

sexkillz: Ehn hen?

So what's the problem? She mess and so what? Mbuk, first to do no dey pain. All you need to do is eat enough beans and egg and stock fish for a day. The next day, make sure she is close to you, and then RAP your own fart. . . If the smell no send am comot for room, and from the entire house, call me bastard.

Daz all.

SLIDE waxie: all u asswipes-dunderheads-fantasy drunk-day dreamers do is open ur maggot filled-gutter water-laced mouth and talk abt how u're dropping your imaginary 'pretty girlie' for fake reasons to make us gape "wow",when u and i knw u are one pathetic-puccy begging-broke dead nigga empty son of a b!!!

IvyBlue:

Looking at the various comments,I can see that many people need etiquette classes .

Ralphjoe: she farting in his presence means that she doesn't respect him

I thought I had seen it all on NL...

Sanboy25:
I thought I had seen it all on NL...

SLIDE waxie: all u asswipes-dunderheads-fantasy drunk-day dreamers do is open ur maggot filled-gutter water-laced mouth and talk abt how u're dropping your imaginary 'pretty girlie' for fake reasons to make us gape "wow",when u and i knw u are one pathetic-puccy begging-broke dead nigga empty son of a b!!!