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Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
Its just not proper jor...tell her |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by yungryce: 8:37pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
Chai, dis ur babe perfekt 4 my lodge o |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by Hourglass4real: 9:25pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
nomsochris: nomsochris: |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by Hourglass4real: 9:26pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
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Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by haryor1986(m): 2:49pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
D guy wey bring dis issue shey he never fart b4 ni?. Abeg park well joor |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by wisesystem: 5:43pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Na wa oh, fart is not lady like so a lady should hold the bad stuff cos she wants to impress,if she had done it in public it will be a different case but she did it with her man,when a lady farts without shame in ur presence it shows how open she is and that she is not pretending or forming. i fart around my husband and depending on his mood he may scold me,spank me or keep quiet and wait for revenge which to me is more dangerous cos he knows how to cook terrible smelly fart and he will hug tight and give me the smelly thing till i almost faint, its a joke around the house wen we are alone so my guy be real and stop looking for some flimsy excuse to dump this girl |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by Nobody: 2:22am On Jun 18, 2013 |
sexkillz: Abegi. Who is spewing such lies? Fart is a waste product that must leave the body. Farting is not always rude. LMAO!!! |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by ektbear: 5:13am On Jun 18, 2013 |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by Nobody: 7:21am On Jun 18, 2013 |
alienware: Last night my pretty girlfriend stayed over at my apartment. We have been together for 8 months and things were going smoothly. This morning as we were laying side by side, she ripped a fart and then said "ahh that felt good" . It stinks it could clear out a church full of people in 30 seconds. I have smell plenty of farts but nothing like hers, she could gag a maggot with her farts . This is rude to me and i'm thinking of dumping her, but people might think i'm shallow and vain for dumping such a pretty girl for a trivial matter like that. i refuse to believe this guy is serious. i refuse. |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by Nobody: 7:21am On Jun 18, 2013 |
ekt_bear: lol don't encourage him. |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by selwiz: 7:45am On Jun 18, 2013 |
This guy is very fake,u want to dump her becos of a fart? Go ahead,am sure someone else will take over your place in no time but next time look for a better reason to end a relationship than this lame excuse |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by Nobody: 10:34am On Jun 18, 2013 |
alienware: Last night my pretty girlfriend stayed over at my apartment. We have been together for 8 months and things were going smoothly. This morning as we were laying side by side, she ripped a fart and then said "ahh that felt good" . It stinks it could clear out a church full of people in 30 seconds. I have smell plenty of farts but nothing like hers, she could gag a maggot with her farts . This is rude to me and i'm thinking of dumping her, but people might think i'm shallow and vain for dumping such a pretty girl for a trivial matter like that.goes to show your lady is very very very healthy and free around you cos a lot of girls wont fart in their man presence so my dear hold her tight |
Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by fart4mee: 10:46pm On Nov 14, 2017 |
alienware: ABEG NO TALK TOO MUCH.. DUMP HER NOW.NOW AND GIVE ME HER CONTACT.. ME I DEY FIND LADY PRETTY OR NOT PRETTY WEY DEY MESS (FART ) WELL WELLA TO DATE AND EVEN MARRY.. NO MIND THIS PEOPLE WEY DEY CALL YOU VAIN JUST LEAVE THE LADY FOR PERSONS LIKE ME WEY LIKE WOMAN WEY THEY MESS(FART) EVERY TIME EVERY WHERE... GOD GO GIVE YOUR TYPE WEY BE LIKE BABBIE CARTOON DOLL PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, (no sneezing , coughing, burping, farting , or pooping, if God go come help you well well your wife no go dey breath at all like all this manicon for fashion designer cloths)... SO MR. MAN LEAVE THE ROTTEN EGG FARTING LADIES FOR US EHN
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