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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Nobody: 7:11pm On Jul 01, 2013
Truckpusher: If you have no knowledge about a particular thing doesn't mean they don't exist.....THE HIGHEST IGNORANCE IS DOUBTING WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW.

You need to reexamine how you look at life.

The lowest form of human intelligence is accepting non-proven myths without question.

You need to ask yourself why none of these myths have made it into the Guinness Book of Records.

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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by sultaan(m): 7:23pm On Jul 01, 2013
When I saw this post yesterday, I thought WTF shocked

98 post within 24 hour now I'm posting WTFFFFFFFF shocked shocked shocked

It people like this that believe in 'egbe'(disappearing juju) when occupants are ejected in accidents
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by dorox(m): 7:35pm On Jul 01, 2013
Nautillus: Siena,

i cant speak for no one here but myself. i have seen the "charmed" manifestation live. i wasnt suprised becos i know that principalities exit. car had a flat btw Ore and ijebu-ode. i was changing it when this towtruck pulled over. i have previously heard of thier antics so when i saw the moto boy "jump" from the van and ran towards me. i stood up to stop him from touching my car. long story short...i had to wrestle the motor boy and his oga...but in the mayhem, i they touched that car, calmed down afterwards. they insistend a "settle them" else they live me there. (i cranked the engine several times ...it didnt start bruv)from 10k...i had to beg ...beg oh...before they collected 2k.
bros, as i enter motor start again...the oga stand behind my car touch the boot...the mob start one hand.

i just engage gear take off.

guy, for real oh. juju dey wey to hold moro.

no stories men.
It is easier and more reasonable for me to imagine that the man was able to prevent your car from starting by plugging your exhaust and not by juju. Touching your booth was just for show as well as distracting you from the real reason he was standing close to your exhaust.

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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by fasa2020(m): 7:57pm On Jul 01, 2013
Siena:

The lowest form of human intelligence is accepting non-proven myths without question.

You need to ask yourself why none of these myths have made it into the Guinness Book of Records.


Did I hear you said that ? Well, charms exists and can be used both on human and in-animate objects. . . And talking about Guiness book, you can't find it there and you can never make me to believe that facts not written in that book is not proven and does'nt exist.

I remember the last time thieves came to our house while still at home, Dad (as a true born ijebu nah) got all that stuffs , they shot him severely and none of their bullets got him , meanwhile, one of those guys approach him one-on-one and started these incantations, after that, knock the gun on da floor 3 times and the only shot that came out that moment got my dad down ! After that, the stupid guy whispered to him that " I never had intention of doing that , but you wasted 2 of my boys and our time, you don't do that next Tiime"

Really thank God for his life, meanwhile , couple of months later when he finally got fully okay, he casted a spell ( don't exists also ?) on those guys ( about 14 ) that their corpse should be brought to him before within the next 365days, believe me, the coming year , on the exact date, policemen killed about 4 of the gangs and two were held live. The two reported all their robbery cases whereby dad was called on to see them.

So, have you ever seen African bullet prevention on Guiness book or that don't exists also ? Please don't let me laugh in Spanish !!

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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by beejaay: 8:16pm On Jul 01, 2013
fasa2020:

Did I hear you said that ? Well, charms exists and can be used both on human and in-animate objects. . . And talking about Guiness book, you can't find it there and you can never make me to believe that facts not written in that book is not proven and does'nt exist.

I remember the last time thieves came to our house while still at home, Dad (as a true born ijebu nah) got all that stuffs , they shot him severely and none of their bullets got him , meanwhile, one of those guys approach him one-on-one and started these incantations, after that, knock the gun on da floor 3 times and the only shot that came out that moment got my dad down ! After that, the stupid guy whispered to him that " I never had intention of doing that , but you wasted 2 of my boys and our time, you don't do that next Tiime"

Really thank God for his life, meanwhile , couple of months later when he finally got fully okay, he casted a spell ( don't exists also ?) on those guys ( about 14 ) that their corpse should be brought to him before within the next 365days, believe me, the coming year , on the exact date, policemen killed about 4 of the gangs and two were held live. The two reported all their robbery cases whereby dad was called on to see them.

So, have you ever seen African bullet prevention on Guiness book or that don't exists also ? Please don't let me laugh in Spanish !!

can i be allowed to shot your dad for experiment (no disrespect intended). am ready to pay for this if you can arrange it. i will order for a new AK47 (not so sophisticated weapon in this age of 2013) and ofcourse it would av been agreed upon that i have no case to answer incase something happen

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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by MicroBox: 8:28pm On Jul 01, 2013
No except you fvck inside the car

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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by hegelian: 8:30pm On Jul 01, 2013
cell22: @all,i have learnt so much from contributors,every topic ,subject and thread must receive divergent views and response for sure. The car in question is mine,the last Programmer and rewire i invited told me it is possible that the Nissan 2001 model is charmed,this made me to put up this thread to ask other people thought,i am going to invite another Key programmer and rewire to see how it goes and would let Nairalanders know .Some issues of life needs to be shared and discussed though.
bros dont mind them all. mechanical problems require mechanical solution same way systematic problem require systematic solution. ur car developing a fault is a mechanical issue and thus require mechanical way of solving it (simple law of cause and effect is action). if u finally think that ur car is charmed trust me ur journey down that road wont be love by u. there are workshops operate by qualified mechanical engineers everywhere in lagos, take it there and you car issue will be solved)

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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by hegelian: 8:32pm On Jul 01, 2013
beejaay:

can i be allowed to shot your dad for experiment (no disrespect intended). am ready to pay for this if you can arrange it. i will order for a new AK47 (not so sophisticated weapon in this age of 2013) and ofcourse it would av been agreed upon that i have no case to answer incase something happen

ahahaha am ready to join you for the contest. please count me in (maybe if we start debunking all this stuff people eyes go begin clear)
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Osocan(m): 8:40pm On Jul 01, 2013
very very possible
dem dey do am for my village
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by JaaizTech: 8:51pm On Jul 01, 2013
i have learnt not to argue on such matters. Because it only depends on your exposure and experience of certain things.
People have narrated witnessing the efficacy of juju,in a manner that left them undoubtful.
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Lebee4(m): 8:57pm On Jul 01, 2013
Siena:

No, it's not possible for a car to be charmed. However it's possible for a person to believe their car (or themselves) can be charmed, out of sheer ignorance.

You need to upgrade your thought process.
Chief, they can charm anything.
i have seen where an Excavator was charmed because the Operator was fired unceremoniously.
until, they brought him back before d new Operator could start the Machine after his command.
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by fxman62: 9:16pm On Jul 01, 2013
I am not here to promote the work of demonic and satan-inspired people. But it is true that living and non-living things can be charmed. It does not matter that someone does not believe. You don't have to believe anything before it is possible. There are so many things that can be done through Black magic. You only begin to wonder when you encounter them. I know a man in my village when I was growing up who used black magic to torment his neighbours to no end. Mine was a rice planting community. For those conversant with local rice production, you know after parboiling it prior to de-husking it, you need to spread it out in the sun. Well this black magic practitioner uses evil powers to cause rain whenever he saw any of his neighbours spread out their rice or cocoa in the sun to dry. If he sees anyone drying rice and he greets the fellow, once he enters his house, rain starts. But if prior to his entering his house you pursue him with a gift, rain will not fall. It got so bad that neighbours were always watching out for him to try to dry his cocoa or rice. Once he spreads out his rice or cocoa, others will do the same knowing fully well that if he causes rain, it will fall on his as well. There are such people with occultic power that if you get into an argument with them and they touch your car, the car will just refuse to start. There used to be one man in Osogbo some years ago who gave tax collectors a hell of time. If anyone of them grabs him to ask for his tax papers, his arm will just pull out from its socket. The tax collector will start to beg him. There is no end to all these happenings. But they are all black magic. The only joy that one has is that those who practice it always meet terrible end. And if a man trusts his life into the hands of Jesus and lives a holy life by his grace,and is prayerful, such powers are neutralized over his life and property. It can be suicidal to deny that these things are possible.

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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by odinko: 9:36pm On Jul 01, 2013
I laf in latin. If u bliv in gud n bad, God n satan. Then definitly cars can b charmed. My dad bought a car, took it to the village and never came back. That car condemd 6 new batteries. What about pastor's doing magic n call it miracle. My people, devil still get power oh! For those of us that thinks otherwise, they know the truth just that they don't want to accept it.
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by hegelian: 9:39pm On Jul 01, 2013
fxman62: There used to be one man in Osogbo some years ago who gave tax collectors a hell of time. If anyone of them grabs him to ask for his tax papers, his arm will just pull out from its socket. The tax collector will start to beg him

i will love to experience this first hand, i will gladly package the hand inside my port-motto and off to my bank to keep it for safe deposit box (lets see if the illusion will not break and if the man will not start begging me), they are only capitalizing on people innate fear to torment them, clear your eyes and illusion will disappear. kei naija don too fall for maga
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jul 01, 2013
@ siena......i really laug @ u,even seun d owner of NL cant deny this fact......
@ topic yes very possible
A typical example occur amongst d vehicle smmuglers via the nigerian border......u would see a custom officer bullet unable to penetrate a veh.......
fayawo's in d house can testify....
D latter bus my mum bought frm cotonue...L300 is a case study...na alfa cross that bus
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by chris4gold(m): 10:01pm On Jul 01, 2013
Take it or not, its 100percent possible, talking from experience my maxima 2001 gle was charmed, ask me how? The car almost sent me to a grave cause I spent my last card on d car from engine to brain box, brain box to dif sensors before we finally discovered (ikode) a wrapped white and black cutting woo under drivers sit before the car could come back to normal. I pray you will not experience it IJN but its real!

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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by ZIMDRILL(m): 10:06pm On Jul 01, 2013
my car starts with a remote start if it take home to zim to people who have never seen a car and start to say mambo jambo shit and start my car remotely they will say i got juju to start a car

the same thing on magic, magic is the trick of the eye no juju involved

if you believe in it, it will happen even
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by sultaan(m): 10:16pm On Jul 01, 2013
Every Time I thought black folk are getting more civilized a few folks still shout out from the tree top.

Unfortunately the thought of Nigerian Leaders still living in the trees explains a lot of things.

If only you know what electrical bugs can do to cars
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by ifejilikja(m): 10:29pm On Jul 01, 2013
ZIM DRILL:

people can be blinkered in reasoning

just like someone who believes in God but says dont believe in satan

what they forget is that if believe in God it means you believe in what God is fighting, satan though you dont worship satan but God
God nt god
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by ZIMDRILL(m): 10:32pm On Jul 01, 2013
ifejilikja: God nt god

does it change the meaning in small caps ?
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by supaeagles(m): 10:49pm On Jul 01, 2013
beejaay: can i be allowed to shot your dad for experiment (no disrespect intended). am ready to pay for this if you can arrange it. i will order for a new AK47 (not so sophisticated weapon in this age of 2013) and ofcourse it would av been agreed upon that i have no case to answer incase something happen
when I first read your post I was like wetin do dis guy and his blatant disregard for another person's father but then I read what @fasa2020 posted (and you responded to that ) and I tell you I almost fell of my chair in .... grin grin grin .......
@fasa2020 : thank you, your post is surely one for the ages and I need to print it out for my reading pleasure in future!
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Bosuntop: 11:20pm On Jul 01, 2013
Agadagodo.... Akomo logbon..
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by hegelian: 11:36pm On Jul 01, 2013
supaeagles: when I first read your post I was like wetin do dis guy and his blatant disregard for another person's father but then I read what @fasa2020 posted (and you responded to that ) and I tell you I almost fell of my chair in .... grin grin grin .......
@fasa2020 : thank you, your post is surely one for the ages and I need to print it out for my reading pleasure in future!

i will surely follow your footstep bros smiley smiley smiley

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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by adetsim(m): 12:16am On Jul 02, 2013
lozanni:
I was told that in a state bordering Lagos, if one of the towing truck operators touches your car, even if its brand new, it will stop working immediately so that they, the towing truck people, can earn some money through towing it to a garage.

The person who narrated the above story to me said, that the next time he saw the towing truck operators, when he was stopped by the police, approaching his car, he had to swear at them and warned them never to ever come near his car !!! smiley

Most comments have been making me laugh. I can assure any one that not only car can be charmed but humans as well. While in Oyo state, Ogbomosho precisely, in the next compound to my own , there was one transporter who specialises in things like this. Nobody has ever stolen his trucks without he not recovering it back. Once any of his vehicles is reported stolen, he enters his room and makes solid incantations and anywhere the vehicle may be, it gets knocked immediately. What we must understand is that everything created whether by God or man, has a name in the spiritual world. Acts like these are reducing due to development and basically religion and that's why most people don't believe it is possible.
"Omode ko mo oogun, o n pe ni efo. "
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Nobody: 1:24am On Jul 02, 2013
Siena:

No, it's not possible for a car to be charmed. However it's possible for a person to believe their car (or themselves) can be charmed, out of sheer ignorance.

You need to upgrade your thought process.
"Won lo mo de o mela! O lo hun me la kata kata. Laid mo pe ela kata kata o, oba iya ni". Meaning, a child knows nothing, he says he knows all, without knowing that to know all, is to land oneself in trouble. You have over stayed in the UK sir. And it might be good for you to remain there. I myself do not believe in chams, but I have seen it worked more than hundreds of times. Those who have escaped to UK amaze me all the time with their thinking.

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Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by trolling(m): 1:25am On Jul 02, 2013
uboma:

U don't need to read that much to know that a vehicle cannot be charmed. Its a shame that u hold on to such belief even with ur 'claimed' level of education.
a car can be charmed u just have to experience other dimensions
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Nobody: 1:29am On Jul 02, 2013
I pity some people o! A child does not know chams or jass, he calls it vegetable. "omode o moogun on pe ni efo".
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Nobody: 1:34am On Jul 02, 2013
tpacalipse: I pity some people o! A child does not know chams or jass, he calls it vegetable. "omode o moogun on pe ni efo".
Even the head of Ajanoku, is not a load a child can withstand! Hell will be chamed out of your car if care is not taken.
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Nobody: 3:25am On Jul 02, 2013
Its not impossible. People do it.
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by gogodaye(m): 3:48am On Jul 02, 2013
@ OP, please do yourself the favour of refusing to be scammed. Get other competent & altruistic mechanics to take an objective peek at your ailing car so as to effectively diagnose its problems with a view to fixing same. Recourse to blackmail by most folks to hide their incompetence & inability to carry out assigned tasks must not be condoned. Having fleeced the OP of his funds in return for services not satisfactorily rendered, these guys are about to turn him over to their spiritual cohorts.
Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Nobody: 5:23am On Jul 02, 2013
tpacalipse: "Won lo mo de o mela! O lo hun me la kata kata. Laid mo pe ela kata kata o, oba iya ni". Meaning, a child knows nothing, he says he knows all, without knowing that to know all, is to land oneself in trouble. You have over stayed in the UK sir. And it might be good for you to remain there. I myself do not believe in chams, but I have seen it worked more than hundreds of times. Those who have escaped to UK amaze me all the time with their thinking.

You're not making much sense here. I don't understand the Yoruba part of your post, so it's effect is lost on me.

And do you assume every Nigerian in the UK "escaped" from Nigeria? How about Nigerians that happened to be born outside Nigeria?

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