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| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by Iceman296: 12:04pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
What a Story. *Fingers Crossed*  |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by Pdizzle(m): 1:52pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Gbabo.... whr art thou.. |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bunmioguns(m): 11:20pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
I don kidnapp am, wan take the money I realize thru him repair my bicycle's tyre  1 Like |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 4:26pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
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| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by biolabee(m): 4:59pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
In the words of ID marcos you are an excembre for keeping us hanging for this long |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
biolabee: In the words of ID marcos you are an excembre for keeping us hanging for this long SORRY, bro i have been sick |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by biolabee(m): 5:23pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: Sorry sir I did not know Get well soon |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 5:34pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
biolabee: thank you bro  |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by albacete(m): 5:51pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: loading... Oya upload sharperly. |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bunmioguns(m): 8:02pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
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| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 9:01pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
bunmioguns: |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by whitemosquito(f): 11:33am On Jul 27, 2013 |
Interesting |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by Zeinymira(f): 7:32am On Jul 28, 2013 |
Vewi interesting |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 7:41am On Jul 28, 2013 |
At this very stage, 190 had three options concerning his amputated kpekus. Either the wound would be treated for a flat surface, or a traditional surgery was done by Okija for a sex change so 190 would get a female organ or a horse’s kpekus would be transplanted in between his legs. It was a difficult decision to make, but it all also boiled down to the amount of money his father would bring. When Bunmioguns the father came back, he was informed about the three options and just like his son, it was really puzzling so he kept wondering, “ flat?...meaning him no go fit yansh at all ooo, sex change?...hmmm, wey man go marry such a woman with a boney face with all these mustache and bear bear?...a horse’skpekus?, chei…which woman fit stand that one?....”. After hours of thinking, Bunmioguns finally asked Okija juju to go for the horse’s Kpekus transplant. |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by FKO1(m): 8:02am On Jul 28, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: ...a horse’skpekus?, chei…which woman fit stand that one?....”. transplant.LOL.....LMAOFAO.......FALLS FROM WHEEL BARROW 2 Likes |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by albacete(m): 9:09am On Jul 28, 2013 |
hehehe 2 Likes |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 7:20pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
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| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Which phone u dey load and type with? Nokia torch?! |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 8:36am On Jul 29, 2013 |
[b]CHAPTER THREE Soon it was day for the much publicized wrestle fight, and the venue Onila’s bar was fully packed. The battle was between Guapo of KetewPomponi and Seun of Totoigwe. What made the battle more interesting was not just the fact that they were going to fight over a woman, Mukina but the fact that the same men few weeks ago were involved in the finals of the drinking contest where Totoigwe’s Seun won dramatically. To grace the occasion were the chieves of KetewPomponi, Totoigwe and Bintu. They were CFC of KetewPomponi, Psky of Totoigwe and Xynerise the guest chief from Bintu. There were numerous guests from the other villages including dani1luv, jarus, enegod and mynd 44 who had come all the way from bintu to witness the historic wrestle. The trophy at stake Mukina the widow was dressed in beautiful cotton cloth seated right before chief CFC, surrounded by her three children, Popowaa who was girlfriend of the notorious bushy-anus, Donkollione and sutoboy. The stakes were very high and there was approaching one of the contestants Seun, dressed in Leopard skin carried on the shoulders of some heavily built men of Totoigwe.He landed in the circle that had been constructed with pure white chalk. Any one that left the circle had indirectly thrown in the towel. There were incredible cheers all over for seun who was the current drinking master. All the crowd was waiting for next was el Guapo the homeboy. [/b] 3 Likes |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by Zeinymira(f): 8:56am On Jul 29, 2013 |
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| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by biolabee(m): 12:35pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Neighhhh.. whose kpekus will be sacrificed for me... I prefer to take the kpekus of the loser in the BATTLE FOR MUKINA2 |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 12:36pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
biolabee: |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by Preciousgirl(f): 6:11am On Jul 31, 2013 |
great writing |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by SugaryBelle(f): 8:57am On Jul 31, 2013 |
This is interesting Lmao @ horse kpekus,i pity who will be 190's girlfriend.Bin come and continue jorh 1 Like |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by Nobody: 9:46am On Jul 31, 2013 |
SugaryBelle: This is interesting Lmao @ horse kpekus,i pity who will be 190's girlfriend.Bin come and continue jorhYou cn still be his girlfrnd nau afterall, he is a handsome boy  |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 12:16pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
All of a sudden, there emerged a camel directed side by side by Okija juju himself and ode remo the mad man. On top of the camel was the man everyone had been waiting for, el Guapo. The whole place was immediately thrown into a wild frenzy and at this stage, seun that was ready and standing in the circle was becoming nervous. Guapo only had a loin wrapped round his waist with a bare chest sweating profusely like a pregnant fish. Shockingly, Guapo had muscles and was showing them with lots of pride to the crown. The camel got to Onila's bar and Okija commanded Guapo not to get down until he performed some incantations. 1 Like |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by whitemosquito(f): 11:26am On Aug 02, 2013 |
Damn. Seun's in hot shi.t |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 12:53pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Whilst Okija was still performing his incantations, the mad man ode remo who had surprisingly escorted team guapo to the match venue staggered into the circle where the fight would take place. He met seun who had been waiting earnestly for guapo, “ give me meat, else I shit in this very circle” ode remo told seun. Seun immediately landed a hot slap on ode remo’s right cheek. Ode remo retaliated almost concurrently by shittting heavily in the circle. The odour at Onila’s bar changed all of a sudden. There were houseflies all over Onila’s bar and seun had left the circle. Young men and women who had converged at the place to watch the match such as mikuz, DONFAITH, Orikinla and Nadia SA the renowned harlot trooped to the circle to drive Ode remo out of the place with canes and clubs. Nadia SA was ordered by Okija juju to clean ode remo’s poo immediately which she obliged. 2 Likes |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by Nobody: 1:32pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
| BIN!!!!!!!! I don't like my part  Sorry for saying UR JOKES R [size=15]DRY[/size] .. Its not too late to chnge my part ooo.. |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by Zeinymira(f): 1:32pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
:oNadia!!! Bin I don't like d role yu assigned 2 Nadia |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 1:43pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
nadia_SA: who should play that role then   |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by Nobody: 1:45pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Write this thing my man..U dey take too long.. |
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