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Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jul 13, 2013

Me no get laptop, so i no fit maximise the letters. Shey u go borrow me ur own?

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Flygerian1(m): 6:00pm On Jul 13, 2013

Which one make i laff to now?

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Nobody: 6:04pm On Jul 13, 2013

imsu.boi:

where's your sense of humor?

The humour drought has comenced.

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Nobody: 6:04pm On Jul 13, 2013

Dear Erin
You are like sunshine in the rain, your smile is better than 100,000,000 sparley trampolines so therefore it is with deep regret that i must inform you that I think we should cut our relationship short.

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by demmy55(m): 6:09pm On Jul 13, 2013

chris baba:

All these dryness is causing a humor drought, stop cracking jokes bro, stop it pls.

Ignoring fo*ls since 1952, you must be very proud of ursef rite now for spoiling dat record. angry

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by imsuboi(m): 6:15pm On Jul 13, 2013

chris baba:

The humour drought has comenced.

hmmm

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Sike(m): 6:20pm On Jul 13, 2013

BUSH.HUNTER:
Lols

LoLz.

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jul 13, 2013

demmy55:

Ignoring fo*ls since 1952, you must be very proud of ursef rite now for spoiling dat record.

Damn, nice comeback. Lol grin

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Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by demmy55(m): 6:33pm On Jul 13, 2013

chris baba:
Damn, nice comeback. Lol .

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Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Nobody: 6:52pm On Jul 13, 2013

dasparrow:

First of all, you are not the second to comment.

Secondly, the average American hates infidelity and if they catch you cheating on them, then its over. This might be the reason why the have a lower HIV/AIDS rate in comparison to Nigeria or other parts of Africa where cheating is expected to be tolerated till they pass on sexually transmitted diseases to you.

You blatantly have no idea what you are talking about. Please shut up.
Block head.

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by dabrake(m): 7:52pm On Jul 13, 2013

falls from airplane.

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jul 13, 2013

chris baba:

All these dryness is causing a humor drought, stop cracking jokes bro, stop it pls.

Lol. Some liked the post so it isn't entirely dry. grin

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by OkikiOluwa1(m): 8:34pm On Jul 13, 2013

imsu.boi:

the last one happened between ogugua and okiki_oluwa

puzzle of life

u no well @ all. Cold dey catch u.

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Decryptor(m): 9:16pm On Jul 13, 2013

Pre10000: 2nd to comment....dis American pple sef they dnt hav gud reasons for break ups..they just they break up like fowl

Excuse me...fowls are even better! They stick together till Christmas

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Shankboye(m): 9:35pm On Jul 13, 2013

dasparrow:

First of all, you are not the second to comment.

Secondly, the average American hates infidelity and if they catch you cheating on them, then its over. This might be the reason why the have a lower HIV/AIDS rate in comparison to Nigeria or other parts of Africa where cheating is expected to be tolerated till they pass on sexually transmitted diseases to you.

. Shattap!.. Stop lying, which americans no dey cheat.. Dem cheat pass us by far... Haha where u come from self?

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Chiamaka321(f): 9:35pm On Jul 13, 2013

#laughs#.on to next thread.

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by k2039: 9:51pm On Jul 13, 2013

demmy55:

Wizkid behind you driving his new Porsche Panamera horning, trying to match the brake but brake failed.

Coming with great speed...(0.2356Km/s)

Ogugua still on the road

Ppl by road side screaming Chinehkeh! Chinekeh!!
Some ppl getting ready to take pictures of the next scene.
Some odas opening nairaland...saying to themselves, 'this my post must make front page today'.

Clown of the first order.

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by k2039: 10:00pm On Jul 13, 2013

dasparrow:

First of all, you are not the second to comment.

Secondly, the average American hates infidelity and if they catch you cheating on them, then its over. This might be the reason why the have a lower HIV/AIDS rate in comparison to Nigeria or other parts of Africa where cheating is expected to be tolerated till they pass on sexually transmitted diseases to you.

You assumption is not true, if at all you ststistics are correct about America having a lower rate of sexually transmitted disease, it has more to do with the fact that the goverment did it home work well in times of sensitizing it's people of the need to have protective se.x always and putting necessary precautions in place (having condoms in public places).

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by imsuboi(m): 11:03pm On Jul 13, 2013

Okiki_Oluwa: u no well @ all. Cold dey catch u.

Lol

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by johnbeazy: 2:19am On Jul 14, 2013

demmy55:

Wizkid behind you driving his new Porsche Panamera horning, trying to match the brake but brake failed.

Coming with great speed...(0.2356Km/s)

Ogugua still on the road

Ppl by road side screaming Chinehkeh! Chinekeh!!
Some ppl getting ready to take pictures of the next scene.
Some odas opening nairaland...saying to themselves, 'this my post must make front page today'.

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by GooseBaba: 3:32am On Jul 14, 2013

dasparrow:

First of all, you are not the second to comment.

Secondly, the average American hates infidelity and if they catch you cheating on them, then its over. This might be the reason why the have a lower HIV/AIDS rate in comparison to Nigeria or other parts of Africa where cheating is expected to be tolerated till they pass on sexually transmitted diseases to you.

Inferiority dey smell..... !!!!! They have lower HIV/AID S rates because they have access to medications. Not because they hate infidelity. Una go just dey yarn anyhow just to discredit, ridicule or belittle Nigerians or Africans..

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by Nobody: 6:58am On Jul 14, 2013

demmy55: Wizkid behind you driving his new Porsche Panamera horning, trying to match the brake but brake failed.

Coming with great speed...(0.2356Km/s)

Ogugua still on the road

Ppl by road side screaming Chinehkeh! Chinekeh!!
Some ppl getting ready to take pictures of the next scene.
Some odas opening nairaland...saying to themselves, 'this my post must make front page today'.

xynerise: But you have a testimony to share

Once upon a time I met Ogugua on NL........

Kolomentalites lol. tongue

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by RINE1: 11:39am On Jul 14, 2013

Hmmmm

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by RINE1: 11:43am On Jul 14, 2013

Please am new here dont really know how to go about posting comments and topics. Your little kindness will be of immense help. Thanks

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by StevenJay01(m): 1:13pm On Jul 14, 2013

dopeJemi: no offence buh what r u saying

Wizkid don smash d fool head wey fall from molue wit im car

Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by addicted268(f): 11:09pm On Jul 14, 2013

AND THIS TOO....

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