The attack and the defence must be heavy with a nice kissing lips

Well---where do I start?

Last year the "attractive factor" for me was skinny, girly asian men (of the Japanese, Korean and Chinese variety esp. the Japanese & Korean ones that wore rock tear-tear clothes with spiky hair and makeup! WHOOWHEE! Hotness!). Don't ask me y.
Year before that it was Bini boys that have abolo.
From Jan - Feb of this year it was guys with black metallica t-shirts and long hair
Feb - Apr it was oyibo guys with dreadlocks
Apr - May it was acata guys with dreadlocks and possibly glasses
Now it's buff Indian guys like Hrithik Roshan and co.
Who knows? It might be guys with incomprehensible accents next. I can never tell what I will be attracted to.

Tee hee hee! All those are true but for any guy that falls into those categories there is a general gate test to pass first b4 they start filing into their respective categories:

~ Intelligence (I hate having a conversation where there is no mutual sharing of ideas or d person is just too stupid)
~ Ambition and passion (for something reasonable whether it be music or film or philosophy or whatever)
~ Nice breath (I can't stress this enough. Colgate is only $1.50 people, chewing gum is even cheaper)
~ Nice smell (smelly guys will get no looks or call backs or anything from me! Back da f up and use soap and water!)
~ Funny (A cool sense of humour is a grand thing)
~ Spiritual and maybe religious but not to the point that you must literally OBEY everything in the Bible or Quaran or whatever book u use
~ Nice teeth (again, Nice teeth. That's what I look at first)
~ Full lips (Not etekpomo, just nice full lower lip)
~ He must be artistic
~ Above all, good hygiene! HYGIENE! HYGIENE! HYGIENE!

Ok -- that's all for now. See, I'm not so hard to please!!!

Spiritual and maybe religious but not to the point that you must literally OBEY everything in the Bible or Quaran or whatever book u use

LMAO; What do you want now? halfway house christian?

@omoovie
my gosh!!!!!!!!!

the hell is abolo

omoovie I do agree with your list however.

To be honest, the first thing I see when I look at a girl are her boobs. That's how I was created, it ain't my fault. After that, I look at her face, then I look at the total package (her whole body shape). If everything seems right I then get to know her. Her accent and diction is very important, I can't stand a girl with local accent and bad grammar. She must be (preferably) more intelligent and responsible than I am or at least very witty. I also love big kissable lips.

P.s:- When I say I like boobs, I don't mean big boobs or small boobs. THe size doesn't matter, what matters is the size and shape of the lady. That is, a big fat girl with humongous boobs doesn't move me. Everything has to be proportionate.

bunmii:

his height.

Giant,Tall, average, short or midget(akpuda)

Nature, voice, demeanour.

All other factors are secondary.

for me it is the nyash.

4 Him:

Nature, voice, demeanour.

All other factors are secondary.

Iagree jare
esp. with the nature

pointed buttox

for me i look at eyes and lips then the hips and how it compliments the body and so on but i love the way a womans eyes look

Emeka 7.:

pointed buttox

local accent eh?

In other words she must not sound like she's from any part of Nigeria.

me I no dey look face at all I am even more interested in shape than in face.

Emeka 7.:

pointed buttox

na wa o
lmao!!

@ OsunAmazon

Yes oh. My Bibeli talk say every thing thou doest do in what? MODERATION! I need a moderate Christian. I don't need no extremists whether they are more "Christian" and abiding than the priest or Jesus fa or if them set foot for Church them go spontaneously combust oh, I no want am. Just a Christian living as Godly a life as possible without shoving religion down my throat every second or detracting from my own spirituality and relationship with God. das all.

@ RampantT

My dear I don't fink it's too much to ask oh which one are you giving me kpolo eyes for naa? In fact that one small sef---wait lemme add more!

@ Dreloaded

Ride on jare! Great minds fink alike. But come oh, how can you not know what abolo is? Abolo = Gorimakpa! Ringing any bells?

Emeka 7.:

pointed buttox

Um---yeah, do you mean you want an old school Bini statue because that's the only figure I've seen a pointed buttox on. Please expantiate this could get very interesting.

omoovie:

@ RampantT

My dear I don't think it's too much to ask oh which one are you giving me kpolo eyes for naa? In fact that one small sef---wait let me add more!

LOL!! ok!

pointed buttox

which one be buttox again.

Nature, voice, demeanour.

All other factors are secondary.

What is nature again? Nature is a compound word that can range fromm negative infinity to positive infinity. Ladies, beware of tricky guys that use tricky language.

OsunAmazon:

which one be buttox again.

lmao!!
I think he meant idi (buttocks)

I cant explain it.

British accent! Dang you spoil it all. you should ask those smelly britons not in this room. our answers dont mean a thing anywaz.

I think he meant idi (buttocks)

I thought he meant BOTOX.

@ OsunAmazon

Yes oh. My Bibeli talk say every thing thou doest do in what? MODERATION! I need a moderate Christian. I don't need no extremists whether they are more "Christian" and abiding than the priest or Jesus fa or if them set foot for Church them go spontaneously combust oh, I no want am. Just a Christian living as Godly a life as possible without shoving religion down my throat every second or detracting from my own spirituality and relationship with God. das all.

There are times you may need a faithful christian and not moderate ones. It's all these moderate ones that quickly leave your behind in the face of trouble or wealth.

OsunAmazon:


There are times you may need a faithful christian and not moderate ones. It's all these moderate ones that quickly leave your behind in the face of trouble or wealth.

I see your point. It would be perfect if I can find a faithful Christian that isn't rigid in EVERY aspect of his life and in the way he thinks. I guess what I really want is an active, devout Christian who isn't so conservative I feel like a sinner and heretic if I disagree with Church doctrine. I want an true yet open Christian. But that's like looking for a unicorn! They're virtually nonexistent or married!

omoovie:

I want an true yet open Christian.

Now i understand why u need a guy that can speak and write good English.

Nobody mentioned character, This why y all end up with commander in chief rather than Husband or Boy Friend.

Now i understand why u need a guy that can speak and write good English.

Nobody mentioned character, This why y all end up with commander in chief rather than Husband or Boy Friend.

That was a clear typo error abeg. Who are you? Wole Achebe?

presido1:

Now i understand why u need a guy that can speak and write good English.

Wikid ! Typo ? Nahh !! Considerable distance between A and N. Sure needs a dude who RIGHTS good English

hahahahahahaha typo ko typo ni

OsunAmazon:

That was a clear typo error abeg. Who are you? Wole Achebe?

Am not wole Achebe but i believe she needs more than wole achebe. That is not typo, she just broke the rule of syntax. tyop instead of typo=typo. OsunAmazon will come yesterday is not typo.

kingdong:

Wikid ! Typo ? Nahh !! Considerable distance between A and N. Sure needs a dude who RIGHTS good English

Thanks ma Brother.

All these girls that don't know what they need will come to Nairaland to run mouth like Agege broken water pipe.

One word only-Presentable.

Except when all that is needed is very short term play in which case demand need not be rigorous and therefore subject to compromise.

And na who be this peny2wise. He is not my brother ooo!