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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by luluosas(m): 7:19pm On Aug 11, 2013
chuqudy:

Sometimes these so called christians amaze me. So, maasturbation is more sinful than fornication. Let me advice. Instead of going out and fornnicating with those your girlfriends in the name of trying to stop masturbation, you better continue massturbating. You better mastturbate than get std/ hiv.
May God deliver your soul from hell in Jesus name amen. It is not too late to make amend now and repent. Think about it now. God bless you.
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by jarkata(m): 7:19pm On Aug 11, 2013
What all these got to do with price of cement,i beg indescency na indescency.
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by trent9002(m): 7:20pm On Aug 11, 2013
O.D.B.:


yes

i-like-sex

great-success
Jagshemesh! Borat! Love that guy

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by remmer56(m): 7:35pm On Aug 11, 2013
Do u realize that when you think or look at ladies with lustful thoughts, you sin as well??
O.D.B.:
[size=48pt]problem-solved[/size]

And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away; it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ajf(m): 7:48pm On Aug 11, 2013
Is this coming from the jokes section? Muhehehehehe...........
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ajf(m): 7:54pm On Aug 11, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: 90% of guyz do self-service.I've never in my life found joy in doing it.never can bring myself to it.
It is well.anyways,I don't beleieve its a sin.we just like to attache unnecessary biblical applications to some tnz.

Congratulations if your deliverance has brought u joy.
You are gay nah. I'm not surprised, you know nada..........
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by edwardjr: 8:06pm On Aug 11, 2013
@all sensible nairalanders:tnx 4 magnifying God wit me. 2u out dere stil addicting 2 1 sin or d other dere's a way out:study d word n pray 4 God's touch n it wil surprise u how free u'll b. Incase ur stil arguing abt masturbation being a sin or nt, jus read Romans 1 vs 1 to d end n u wil c how people wil invert new ways of sinning which masturbation is 1 of them. God bless u n i pray 4 every lost soul out dere dat God wil deliver dem 2c d light. Amen!
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Chylo(m): 8:08pm On Aug 11, 2013
bodee:
self-service goes along with porn(por(n) or self-visualization so it could either be an adultery or fornication depending on whom such a slave is lusting after.Let remember the words of Jesus 'whosoever looks at a woman lustfully had already commits an adultery with her'

Interesting point my broda. Do u mean, in ur opinion, d act itself is subjective to d circumstances, in other words, if the visual image is ur legal spouse, d act is no longer sinful?
I think ur post answers d question quite succintly tho'.
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by nanizle(m): 8:09pm On Aug 11, 2013
I thought pastor chris said masturbation is not a sin?? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Anyway congrats. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ada40: 8:10pm On Aug 11, 2013
JideTheBlogger: Congrat. Lets hope you wont go back to it...

Incase the urge comes back, then he needs total deliverance(One on One deliverance with a true servant of God)

Pls open this thread you will find permanent solution there

https://www.nairaland.com/1262082/how-conquer-barrenness-medically-spiritually/16
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by SincereBigot: 8:18pm On Aug 11, 2013
Dremskeji: The truth about masturbation is written boldly in Gen 38:9-10. Search it out!
mumu, why didnt u read it from 1-10? Na only 9-10 u fit choose.
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by edwardjr: 8:21pm On Aug 11, 2013
nanizle: I thought pastor chris said masturbation is not a sin?? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Anyway congrats. grin grin grin grin grin
is a sin my brother! If som1 intruded ur room 2 meet u masturbating how wud u n d person feel?
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by InvertedHammer: 8:23pm On Aug 11, 2013
Meet a girl...get her digits
Ask her out...Hopefully, she agrees
Make an appointment...Hopefully, there is no rain-check
Take her out....Spend money
Take her home and in a few freaking minutes, it is all over.

VS.

Drive to 99c store...Buy a bottle of lotion.
Get home..turn on to www.Bleep.com
Rub away baby!!!
In a few freaking minutes, it is all over.


Time is money. Mast**bation saves time and money.
Most importantly it relieves stress.

Who cares if Halley Berry, Beyonce, Genevieve, Toolz are out of reach?
You can make love to anyone of these beautiful lady without their presence.
Imagination at work!

I would rather go to hell than give up MAST**BATION!
Yeah! That's how serious it is.

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by tonididdy(m): 8:25pm On Aug 11, 2013
maxtubation is the end-product of lust or watching porn or having sex imaginations.SO IT IS A SIN for real...God help us all

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by sparkyboy(m): 8:27pm On Aug 11, 2013
Thk God for even tin n for d divine change
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by hallengray(m): 8:36pm On Aug 11, 2013
See jobless Nigerians! Hv u stopped lying and other stuffs? Smh
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Francuiz: 8:36pm On Aug 11, 2013
Jesus loves us all. And we are heavens investment on earth. Let's not allow the sacrifice of Christ on Calvary be in vain.

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Sike(m): 8:43pm On Aug 11, 2013
InvertedHammer: Meet a girl...get her digits
Ask her out...Hopefully, she agrees
Make an appointment...Hopefully, there is no rain-check
Take her out....Spend money
Take her home and in a few freaking minutes, it is all over.

VS.

Drive to 99c store...Buy a bottle of lotion.
Get home..turn on to www.Bleep.com
Rub away baby!!!
In a few freaking minutes, it is all over.


Time is money. Mast**bation saves time and money.
Most importantly it relieves stress.

Who cares if Halley Berry, Beyonce, Genevieve, Toolz are out of reach?
You can make love to anyone of these beautiful lady without their presence.
Imagination at work!

I would rather go to hell than give up MAST**BATION!
Yeah! That's how serious it is.

Damn! *faints*

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Sanboy25: 8:50pm On Aug 11, 2013
Hallelujah! cheesy
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by nanizle(m): 9:15pm On Aug 11, 2013
edwardjr: is a sin my brother! If som1 intruded ur room 2 meet u masturbating how wud u n d person feel?
self-service is a private affair I guess... no intrusion is allowed. grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Adrenaline123(m): 9:33pm On Aug 11, 2013
scientology: it will surely come back....the solution is for you to get married...
with God every thing is possible. If he has been delivered he has.
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Waspy(m): 9:44pm On Aug 11, 2013
ROSYL: Masturbation is neither an adultery nor fornication......then what is it? I really wanna know.
Immorality!...Apostle Paul said a lot abt it in the New testament, asking us to shun it and to present our bodies( God's temple) as holy and acceptable sacrifice unto God
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by obyikye(f): 9:48pm On Aug 11, 2013
Thank God for ur life. May this deliverance be permanent in ur life Amen.
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by EejaNla01(m): 9:52pm On Aug 11, 2013
People are just saying their opinion,After this thread we won't still come to a general conclusion on the natter.

To me its a bad habit and not a sin so far you are not hurting anybody or your creator!
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Afam4eva(m): 9:58pm On Aug 11, 2013
bodee: This goes to some dudes making some errant posts that nothing is wrong in self-service,well you can prove yourself by self-servicing in the presence of your dad or any of your grown-up brothers.Masturvation is actually a work of darkness
Can youc have sex in front of yourc dad even if you're married? Does that make it a sin?
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 10:00pm On Aug 11, 2013
Afam4eva:
Can youc have sex in front of yourc dad even if you're married? Does that make it a sin?
lol
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by turl(m): 10:09pm On Aug 11, 2013
InvertedHammer: Meet a girl...get her digits
Ask her out...Hopefully, she agrees
Make an appointment...Hopefully, there is no rain-check
Take her out....Spend money
Take her home and in a few freaking minutes, it is all over.

VS.

Drive to 99c store...Buy a bottle of lotion.
Get home..turn on to www.Bleep.com
Rub away baby!!!
In a few freaking minutes, it is all over.


Time is money. Mast**bation saves time and money.
Most importantly it relieves stress.

Who cares if Halley Berry, Beyonce, Genevieve, Toolz are out of reach?
You can make love to anyone of these beautiful lady without their presence.
Imagination at work!

I would rather go to hell than give up MAST**BATION!
Yeah! That's how serious it is.

lol dude you went in.

@OP - theres absolutely nothing wrong with beating your meat. hell, some doctors in the uk suggest it to guys suffering from premature ejac...
I think people tie negative connotations to it because of the feeling of guilt one might have when they're done but in reality, it's very normal (when not overdone) and encouraged as it helps you learn and understand your body without the anxiety that comes with intercourse.

Spank that monkey baby!
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Ezegozie(m): 10:11pm On Aug 11, 2013
why are most nigerians religion-maniacs and always live in guilt over nothing,

there is no authentic biblical or medical back-up to prove that masturbation is a sin.

Someone quotated Gen 38.9-10, but it shud be noted that the quotation isn't saying anything about masturbation. What Onan simply practised was COITUS INTERUPTUS and never masturbation. coitus interuptus is a situation whereby the man withdraws his penis frm the vagina just before he ejaculates to avoid getting her pregnant. So God killed Onan because he didn't want his brother's lineage to exist.
So save me the quotation and qouate something specific.

I also read where someone says if someone comes into the room where u are masturbating, wont u be ashamed?
Well there is what we call privacy. Sometimes we need privacy. ok let me ask U a question, making love with ur wife is not a sin but when somebody intrudes into ur room when u are having s.ex with ur wife, u will be ashamed. So we all needs privacy attimes.

Back 2 the OP, masturbation is good because it prevents U frm commiting fornication and adultery which are all sins. So i think U shud be giving testimony when u are delivered of the spirit of fornication and not when U are deliverd of masturbation.

Now let me ask U, if ur single and dont masturbate for about 2yrs, how will you resists the temptation of fornication when it comes?

for anyperson here who thinks those dat masturbate shud be hanged, who among you can vow never to have masturbated since he or she was born.

Even married couple masturbate. A wife can masturbate her husband vice versa.

So spare me the trash
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by JaaizTech: 10:16pm On Aug 11, 2013
scientology: it will surely come back....the solution is for you to get married...
I was going to say that, sexual urge is a matural blessing from God, if you didn't have it, then you woild need to visit a doctor, also marriage is the blessing God that allows you to satisfy your sexual urge. Without it, you will usually find yourself falling into fornication or self-service.
However, if actual marrital sex still doesn't prevent you from self-service, then you and your partner needs to interact more and find out how best to make your sex great.

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