mak una come update na...abi mornin neva reach mak una go alhaji hous

Abeg oga Foxy no vex abeg, sorry for all the delay.

Work don dey too much.

Typing...

The rock5555: Abeg oga Foxy no vex abeg, sorry for all the delay.

Work don dey too much.

Typing...

**Rubs hand together and waits for update**



No confuse o

The rock5555: Abeg oga Foxy no vex abeg, sorry for all the delay.

Work don dey too much.

Typing...

**brings out vaseline in anticipation of the update**

why this girl no dey pick my call naw?!

"Haruna, na where Flow and Attai go na?"

I asked Haruna who was busy chewing his chewing stick and spitting it out. He behaved like he neither herad or see me.

"Haruna, you don dey mad o, i dey ask yu question and you dey do as if you o know me, you don forget sai na me be the oga of the house now?"

I shouted, the look Haruna gave me could make a snail enter into its cell.

"Kai, i dey mad? I no fear am for ya pada?"

He shouted at me.

"My father no be mai guard na"

I shouted at him back.

"My father na governor.." i wanted completing it that Governor of dog eating association but that Governor would have spoken many things to his mind.

"Kai walahi, wanan yaro, zan du ke ka"

**you this boy i would flog you**

I did not understand what he said so i brought my tongue out for him in a mocking manner and called him a bastard.

"Whhat, me a bastard?" Haruna shouted.

"Oya wait for me, i go show am for you pepper" He screamed and went into the room.

"Abeg bring out red pepper, my mother say if i get job for Kano make i dey bring pepper for her, and since i don find pepper tire i no see, abi bring am plenty"

I shouted at Haruna as he went into the room, what i did not know was that his pepper was a htter one.

"Yeah, na where i dey? I go kill am for you today"

Haruna shouted as he rushed at me with a four mouth Koboko. The koboko was the type used by Hausa bodyguards of Emirs who used to to flog drivers that refuses to get off the way if their entourage is passing by.

Legend has it that the cane is more painful than knife wound, i once saw as a guy who was forming James bond with his prado jeep on the road one day collected one whip of the cane. The brother forgot how to ride his car that moment.

He just held the steering and was looking like he was the major Actor in the movie lost. That was the koboko wanted to flog me with, he was chasing me round the compound.

I was dodging the strokes and looking back at him when i slammed into the gate and fell down flat.

Haruna was running closer so i closed my eyes and laid down like i was dead. He came closer and observed me, he raised my hands which i allowed it fall back down. He was so scared.

"Wayo Allah, na kashe mutum"

***i have killed somebody***

he shouted whole holding his head, i alsmost laughed but it would have been my dead bed if that i did that so i laid still.

He ran inside and brought water and poured on my body, i did not shake.

He brought fan and started blowing, he even used his trousers and shirt to contribute breeze but still nothing happened.

The sight of his huge dangling blokus was too much for me, i never believed the Legend that hausa men have the largest cocks but now i was convinced that they were the best.

I forgot myself in amazement and spoke out loud.

"O boy yeah so na Haruna get thsi kind big prick".

"Kai banza yaro, so i never die, i go kill you be that" he shouted and quickly wore his trousers and picked his koboko.

I was already on my feet while dashing out of the gate for my life.

Haruna was swearing for me but i did not care, i just ran blindly as much as my small legs could take me.

To be continued immediately...

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The peter5555: Typing...

u be d best liar of the day. Sheybi u tolk say u wan work small (4 preacher's son). Shey na work u dey work 4 here

Jumizie13:
u be d best liar of the day. Sheybi u tolk say u wan work small (4 preacher's son). Shey na work u dey work 4 here

take am easy naw, ur blood too dey boil. Wetin u bin expect? Mak e share himself into two so dem go dey update for both thread. Smh!

This last update na confam!

Am waiting for ur update pls

"Na where una dey carry this dog go?"

I shouted at some group of rough looking boys who were dragging a dead dog into a near by bush.

If that i went back to the house Haruna would have killed me so i walked round the area till it was getting late, i wanted to wait till he sleeps first.

"We wan go roast and chop am for bush, na wetin concern you? Abi you dey chop dog?"

One of them asked me, a huge grin on my face answered their question. Those boys think that am a learner.

"Oboy na me be chairman for dog eating clan jare"i said to them.

They looked at theirselves in suprise, how a small boy like me could be a chairman in eating dog.

"Oya make we dey go na"

i quickly followed them to the bush and we sat down in a cleared corner which had stones and enough woods, those boys were specialist in the eating of dog meat.

"Kai na waterleaf una dey take roast dog?"

I asked one of them who was sprinkling leaf on the huge chunks of dog meat which was roasting on the fire.

"No, na spice we dey put" they answered me.

"Oya put my own plenty o, i dey like curry for my meat well well" i boasted.

The meat done and they gave me my share, i quickly grabbed it like a hungry dog and began washing it down with the pure water they brought there.

After eating three huge chunks spiced with enough curry i started feeling high.

"Make una give me the dog yansh" i screamed while pulling my shirt and using it to fan myself.

"Na wetin you wan use yansh do, no be meat dey your front" one of them asked while laughing at me.

I had eaten spiced weed with dog meat.

"I wan chop am now, if e no dey abeg somebody roast your yansh for me make i chop" i screamed and pull of my shorts remaining boxers.

"Ha, e be like say the guy don dey mad o" one of them said.

"I think him say he like curry for him meat, abi curry dey high person" the oga among said while laughing.

"Shey i dey talk and una dey laf abi, i go roast my yansh chop am be that" i said and stood up while pulling my boxers.

I placed my anus ontop the fire as they kept on laughing at me, the flame was too much that it awoken my brain, i screamed and began running with their remaining dog meat.

"yeah catch am o, him madness like dog meat jare, make we collect our meat first" they screamed and chased me.

I manage to escape their chase and ran into the compound while holding my precious meat, i was still high. I locked the gate and went to my room.

Haruna was sleeping with a boxer on, i kicked him one side to get chance to lie down when his snake crawled out of one side of his boxers.

"Yeah, this man get blokus o, make i check am see abeg" my weed controlled brain told me.

I removed Haruna's boxers to his knees and touched his huge meat, it sprang up like a sleeping lion, i almost ran away with fright when Haruna moved and began speaking gibbrish.

"Kai, Amina, yarinya ke akwai dadin so sai, kai, wayo Allah" Haruna moaned in his sleep.

He thought it was his girlfriend in his sleep that came to satisfy him. He was jerking around in esctacy when a idea entered my head.

I went to where the food things were dropped and took three fresh looking pepper and crawled back to his side.

I crushed the pepper on his groin, my idea was to run away when i did that but i was too late, Hauna sprang up like a lion and screamed loud in pain.

"Wayo Allah, zen kashe wana yaro"

**i go kill this boy**

He said and grabbed my own dicck and rushed to a bucket to see inside.

"Ke banza yaro, zen chire buran ka"

**I go comot Your blokus this boy**

haruna took his knife which he use to cut things and brought it near to my phallus.

"Oga Haruna abeg na, i no wan fucck you, na my cloth lose o"i pleaded.

"So your cloth lose and you come dey lose my own abi, toor where my boxer?" he asked.

I could not answer his question, he obviously thought i was gay and wanted to take out his anus, he did not figure out that it was the dog meat and weed i took that caused it.

"Tssss"

A hot slap landed on my face, i became coming, i began singing ABCD like a nusery school student.

"If you like sing Pus'sy cat pus'sy cat i go still kill you" Haruna shouted and gave me a killer punch that made me saw stars.

The gate opened and their Attai and Flow drove in, i was expecting them to come to my rescue but no one came to see how far.

Haruna pummeled me till i almost died then he left me and went to sleep.

"Walahi Attaai and Flow, e no go beta for una" i thought.

Not knowing that they may have worse plans for me the next day.

To be continued by Attai.

Jumizie13:
u be d best liar of the day. Sheybi u tolk say u wan work small (4 preacher's son). Shey na work u dey work 4 here

Haba miss, u no see wetin i tell Flow be4 i start updating, i leave this thread since saturday bcus i wan keep up with work and una that (preachers son) thread.

Na just today na i get small time na, btw i don promise una 4 updates and u know i always kip my promise abi, abeg no vex. Am going there now

ROCK555 HONESTLY YOU ROCK

Rock you too much!!

if dog meat dey sweet so much e be like say i go try test am someday.

Attai we de wait 4 u o

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The rock5555:

Haba miss, u no see wetin i tell Flow be4 i start updating, i leave this thread since saturday bcus i wan keep up with work and una that (preachers son) thread.

Na just today na i get small time na, btw i don promise una 4 updates and u know i always kip my promise abi, abeg no vex. Am going there now

Berra

"Attai, na wetin happen yesterday night?"

Flow asked me the next morning. I had woken up to see him sitting at the edge of the bed with a worried look on his face. It was strange though that his finger was buried deeply into his mouth. He was chewing it badly.

"Flow, your finger get pepper and kuli-kuli?"

I asked him instead of answering his question. He only looked at me and shook his head.

"I hear something about Uduak"

He continued. I just laughed, stood up, pulled my boxers and walked into the bathroom. I turned on the shower and allowed it splash on my body. I had soaped my body abundantly, using considerably amount of liquid soap on my obolojombo. The hair had grown into afro so it needed a little extra care. I was soaping my face when I heard the door open so I could not open my eyes. I quickly rinsed my face and opened my eyes to see Flow holding a 9.mm aimed at my diicckk.

"Yehhh... Na from that angle you wan kill me?"

I asked because I felt he was not serious.

"I wan send you diickless go heaven"

He replied before cocking the gun and pointing at back at my diicckk.

"Wait na, Alhaji say make we carry Uduak follow body go Abuja."

I had not finished the statement when Flow staggered back after dropping the weapon on the ground. I jumped up expecting it to fire but it did not. I quickly bent down and picked the weapon to see the safety latch on. I laughed continued bathing. After drying myself in the bathroom, I walked out to meet Flow passed out on the bed. Seemed he had fainted the 2nd time.

"Flow?"

I shouted his name. He did not steer even a little bit.

"Uduak no go follow us"

I whispered. He opened his eyes wearing a blank expression like he had just come back from outer space.

"Alhaji say we need PA and na Uduak be our PA"

He fainted back. I just laughed, got a clean short, wore it and proceeded to check the car. I walked out of the room into the morning sun. Uduak laid close to the door sleeping peacefully, his face swollen on one side. Haruna seemed to have done a good job but it was incomplete since Uduak was still alive.

"Oga Attai!"

I heard a harsh whisper behind me. I turned to see Haruna beckon me from the window. I walked towards him, Uduak still laid sprawled on the ground and was sleeping peacefully.

"Uduak wallahi I be dan-daudu"
**dan-daudu = homo**

He whispered. I was shocked. But it was the same boy that had given the ashawo a hot chase the other day so I doubted him a little bit.

"Him fvuck you?"

I whispered to him.

"No o. Na Allah I save me fa. My nyash po wear am for pampers wallahi"

He whispered.

"Eya, sorry you hear. Oya come wash this car"

I said to him. I turned and looked at Uduak. He had adjusted his position and was facing upwards. Spittle was coming out a great deal from his mouth which hung open. A fly perched on his mouth sucking the saliva that was coming out. Right before my eyes, the fly fell down dead. Haruna came out at the same time.

"Wanna yaron ko... Wata rana kashe shi zan yi"
**this boy eh, I will kill him one day**

He gave Uduak a heavy kick that got him jumping up. He wanted to protest but looking at Haruna's angry face, he mellowed.

"Oga Haruna, good morning"

Uduak greeted...


TO BE CONTINUED...

Hahahaha, can't stop laughing!

Uduak i don suffer walahi. . .

lmao,cant stop laffn foxy u just too much

The effect of igboh and dog meat.

Daniel2802: The effect of igboh and dog meat.

Kip it coming guyz, 9ce 1

Oga flow&co.... me i don enjoy d story fa.........

uduak so na ur saliva kill fly? smh... abeg no ever tnk am say u wan bite me o

U guyz making sense joor...thumbs up, kip it koming men

Foxy, is flow no longer part of the collabo?