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How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 11:41pm On Aug 07, 2013

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..We Londoners gerrrrit but you guys dont gerrrrit so I will teach u the technique to french kiss a babe to make her fall in love wit u..truss me....& by the way, french kiss is not kissin in french..Its a art of chewing female lips very gently to make her love u only.. truss me!

ANYWAYS..THER U GO:

STEP 1:..Keep your lips soft like toilet roll:..90% of u people lips is hard like remote control & this will not hep!
STEP 2: ..Freshen your breath:...Please test yor breath with Mouth fresher,air fresher, salt water or Mint....it helps!
STEP 3..Find the right moment:..time the babe..Always talk about Brazillian wig to sweeeten her moood..They lovit!.
STEP 4:..Make eye contact with one eye & then pretend like the other eye isnt lookin then look slowly witout lookin
lookful in a lookable way....it helps!
STEP 5.. Keep your mouth in a kissable position without tamparin wit her wig...they dont like that...truss me!

...well Accordin to a survey report magazine..women love this technique & u are gauranteed for marraige propaosal![/b]
angry

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by yuzedo: 11:47pm On Aug 07, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 11:58pm On Aug 07, 2013
Number 3 especially...
grin grin grin
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 12:04am On Aug 08, 2013
no.4 makes so much sense to me.... grin

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 12:08am On Aug 08, 2013
They all make sense! cheesy

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by kunlesehan(m): 12:27am On Aug 08, 2013
the golden rule : the wetter she is up north, the wetter u've made her down south... lol
it has always worked for me.

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 12:52am On Aug 08, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



& by the way, french kiss is not kissin in french..

pervert

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Candyness(f): 1:01am On Aug 08, 2013
Oh dear, nos 5 is krazy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by AwesomeDaniel(m): 2:24am On Aug 08, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..We Londoners gerrrrit but you guys dont gerrrrit so I will teach u the technique to french kiss a babe to make her fall in love wit u..truss me....& by the way, french kiss is not kissin in french..Its a art of chewing female lips very gently to make her love u only.. truss me!

ANYWAYS..THER U GO:

STEP 1:..Keep your lips soft like toilet roll:..90% of u people lips is hard like remote control & this will not hep!
STEP 2: ..Freshen your breath:...Please test yor breath with Mouth fresher,air fresher, salt water or Mint....it helps!
STEP 3..Find the right moment:..time the babe..Always talk about Brazillian wig to sweeeten her moood..They lovit!.
STEP 4:..Make eye contact with one eye & then pretend like the other eye isnt lookin then look [b]slowly witout lookin
lookful in a lookable way
....it helps!
STEP 5.. Keep your mouth in a kissable position without tamparin wit her wig...they dont like that...truss me!

...well Accordin to a survey report magazine..women love this technique & u are gauranteed for marraige propaosal![/b]
angry
cheesy

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by dBard: 6:45am On Aug 08, 2013
Well, who said Mr Cork doesnt make sense attimes.
Truly golden.. wink

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 7:06am On Aug 08, 2013
booqee:
pervert



..thank u Janitor...now bak to the serrrious topic! undecided

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 7:08am On Aug 08, 2013
..errm guys..please avoid Nigerian females..Kissin is NOT there thingy!angry

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by dBard: 7:54am On Aug 08, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..errm guys..please avoid Nigerian females..Kissin is NOT there thingy!angry

loooll..so true
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 9:52am On Aug 08, 2013
Wonderful cheesy
KEep it soft like toilet roll? grin

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Omobarca: 9:52am On Aug 08, 2013
-Mr Cork-:

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STEP 1:..Keep your lips soft like toilet roll:..90% of u people lips is hard like remote control & this will not hep!
[/b
]
gringrin

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by mesther96(f): 10:04am On Aug 08, 2013
lol@air freshener
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by angelTI(f): 10:16am On Aug 08, 2013
cork really need a doctor.

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by imsuboi(m): 11:18am On Aug 08, 2013
cheesy grin
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 12:25pm On Aug 08, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..errm guys..please avoid Nigerian females..Kissin is NOT there thingy!angry
who told u that??

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 1:58pm On Aug 08, 2013
-Mr Cork-:




STEP 4:..Make eye contact with one eye & then pretend like the other eye isnt lookin then look slowly witout lookin
lookful in a lookable way....it helps!
!
angry
I don't understand this undecided

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by olumaxi(m): 2:19pm On Aug 08, 2013
lips hard lyk remote cntrl bawo?..dat realy got me laffin
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by dmcdad: 3:45pm On Aug 08, 2013
Joavid:
who told u that??
Can you prove it otherwise?

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 3:45pm On Aug 08, 2013
spongeback:
I don't understand this undecided



....ok..?..should I type slowly so u can catch up? angry

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 3:46pm On Aug 08, 2013
spongeback:
I don't understand this undecided

..u need evidence?

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by dmcdad: 3:49pm On Aug 08, 2013
Joavid:
who told u that??
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Ollyzontal: 4:38pm On Aug 08, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..errm guys..please avoid Nigerian females..Kissin is NOT there t
hingy!
angry
who told u that?
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrsChima(f): 4:43pm On Aug 08, 2013
-Mr Cork-:

[b]
..We Londoners gerrrrit but you guys dont gerrrrit so I will teach u the technique to french kiss a babe to make her fall in love wit u..truss me....& by the way, french kiss is not kissin in french..Its a art of chewing female lips very gently to make her love u only.. truss me!

ANYWAYS..THER U GO:

STEP 1:..Keep your lips soft like toilet roll:..90% of u people lips is hard like remote control & this will not hep!
STEP 2: ..Freshen your breath:...Please test yor breath with Mouth fresher,air fresher, salt water or Mint....it helps!
STEP 3..Find the right moment:..time the babe..Always talk about Brazillian wig to sweeeten her moood..They lovit!.
STEP 4:..Make eye contact with one eye & then pretend like the other eye isnt lookin then look slowly witout lookin
lookful in a lookable way....it helps!
STEP 5.. Keep your mouth in a kissable position without tamparin wit her wig...they dont like that...truss me!

...well Accordin to a survey report magazine..women love this technique & u are gauranteed for marraige propaosal![/b]
angry

No wonder you are begging for punny.

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 4:48pm On Aug 08, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


No wonder you are begging for punny.


...did i beg u?undecided

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 4:50pm On Aug 08, 2013
Ollyzontal:
who told u that?

...everybody knows that nigerian females do not french kiss...u seeen any? angry
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by imsuboi(m): 5:14pm On Aug 08, 2013
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by imsuboi(m): 5:16pm On Aug 08, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


No wonder you are begging for punny.

-Mr Cork-:



...did i beg u?undecided





LOL.. Clowns..

You both would make a nice couple cheesy

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 5:26pm On Aug 08, 2013
imsu.boi:



LOL.. Clowns..

You both would make a nice couple cheesy


...huh?..couple with female that loook like man?? F**** NO!!! angry

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