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Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by laplace19(m): 8:04pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
PortHarcourtBoy:. Lolz...good samaritan.. Na your type dey use leg trek from oshodi to ajegunle 3 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by sylve11: 8:05pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Damojo: U ask 4 direction and even when they don't know the way, they go 'Oh, Little road? Just go straight down, turn left, then right and ask another person'... lwkmd! Once a victim. Fooled by one yoruba boy @ ikoyi who told me to walk till eternity. 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Culiarme(f): 8:05pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl: |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Zemhen1: 8:09pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Ms_Steph: When u have to pay bribe for everitin Like bribing your wife for 5ex ...sweetheart abeg now take 1k lol |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 8:09pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Culiar@me: olodo, did you read #5? |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by evagolden(f): 8:11pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
u com bak house from skul, as u greet ur neighbour, e begin ask u d level wen dey, like say na him dey pay ur skul fees. U go villa for xmas, all those old ppl wen u greet just begin complain say u don grow finish, like say them been expect u to turn dwarf. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Afolabs101: 8:11pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl: All those rubbers, are you a sex machine |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 8:13pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Afolabs101: Haba, I don't have sex nau, I dash them out to my neighbors |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by DrMuzungu(m): 8:13pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
yorex2011: 1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something) They suspect you could be a thief... just like them.
Then just ask him to give you N450 credit. 5. You are in a pharmacy trying to buy a pack of condoms and the attendant who happens to be a female gives you this sinister look...(i be like "mind your bizness bitch" No, no, nooooo. Ask her if she wants to help you put it on.
Erm... then wait till the red light is... almost... there... then move, leaving them stucked at the red light again. 7. Someone calls you and ask "please who am i speaking with"...( dude...u called me...identify yourself first) You reply with "It's your biological father, who else?" 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by omiobo: 8:15pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Chylo: Sometimes, I tie my feet together in the bathroom and pretend am a merman Oga,your medicine dey Yuzedo shop. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 8:20pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl:Stories that touch |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Icute27(m): 8:20pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
u dey ss3, weac dey hungry u as u don write the weac. result cum out 2 check am na wahala.nawao 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Brymo: 8:20pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
hovcard: that's why we are d gaint of Africa. . . . hehe. . . => 7am in the morning u see me coming out of mha bedroom wit full eyes and u dey ask "are u just waking up 4 sleep?"from or 4 sleep. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 8:21pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
CFCfan: |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by nickz(m): 8:22pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
alexarelano: I hate it when #9ja pples turn chattin 2 anoda thing, imagine, u wanna shorten ''all'' u typed ''awl'' u wan type ''jare'' u typed ''jawe'' u wan type ''sorry'', u typed ''sowi'' U wan pple knw say u no sabi pronounce letter ''R''. 9ja pples wit firstclass stupidity. mtchew!LOL |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 8:22pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
d most annoying tin 2 me is wen everytin is blamed on GEJ, even domestic issues 3 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by THEAMAKA(f): 8:25pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Nigerians and their hypocritical and "follow follow" nature. So irritating. Always judging. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 8:27pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl: You know what goes down |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by omiobo: 8:29pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
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Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by 3ace(m): 8:30pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
engrjamiu: Nigerians go collect money from ATM machine and still count am to reconfirm:I don't think this is annoying. Confirming your money offers you the opportunity to lodge a complaint within the bank (if that's where your account is domiciled) if you had been shortchanged by the machine. What if the machine shortchanges you N5,000? N5k no be small money o. 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by yorex2011: 8:32pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
omiobo:e be like say na toilet roll him dey roll .....or rolling dice |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Isiterere(m): 8:34pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Aromas: Dis 1 na Yoruba get am. Imagine u just dey enter ur compound 4rm work cum dey ask you say" Haha se ti de" Most annoying tinz, dey won make person no cum again?is not peculiar to Yoruba alone. What if na like dis "Oga U don come back?" |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by laplace19(m): 8:36pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl:. Lolzz. This girl can lie eeeh... |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by IAMBREEZY: 8:36pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
There was a time a bus conductor mistake me for a female,damn i was so embarrased cuz all eyes was on me. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 8:37pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
everything |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 8:38pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
CFCfan: Hands dont talk 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 8:39pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
m-ployer: |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by yorex2011: 8:39pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
IAMBREEZY: There was a time a bus conductor mistake me for a female,damn i was so embarrased cuz all eyes was on me.bros are there bus conductors in las vegas ...u kuku resemble female sef....u be wizkid broda? |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by ozoemeka(m): 8:40pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
[url=http://][img]http:///gallery/d/211182-1/Slap-prank-trolling.gif?[/img][/url] yorex2011: 1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something) |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by ozoemeka(m): 8:40pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
[img]http:///gallery/d/211182-1/Slap-prank-trolling.gif?[/img] [img=http://s21.postimg.org/ea9dvijsj/Slap_prank_trolling.jpg] yorex2011: 1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something) |
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